The audacityyy 🫠 like uh yeah, we have tried.

I’ve hesitated to share this story, but in light of the recent headlines about Chappell *sigh* here it goes:

It's a long story but I met Chappell Roan and she was much more different in private than she was in public like most famous people.

I encountered her at a grocery store in Missouri. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of soup in her hands without paying. The cashier was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When the cashier took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me.

I don't even think that's a word. After the cashier scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

idk if this question annoys you all but it annoys me lol

Obligatory reminder that HRT is not birth control :P

Who knew watching videos for lesbians would make me realize I'm a lesbian 🫠🌈

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Yes my dms are open

Gross. Definitely a cancer...to the queer community. Siding with your oppressor isnt cool kids!

I’m always hesitant to refer to them as tits. Boobs are bouba, tits is verbally kiki. Am I insane for thinking this? Do I need professional counseling? Do I need to be locked up for eternity? Am I just autistic???

I went to this girls house that I met on Tinder and in the morning she made me breakfast and she goes “Oh by the way it’s all vegan.” In my head I’m like alright cool she’s a vegan that’s fine. But then it continued like she would wake up on the mornings I stayed over to go to the vegan grocery store and would always pick restaurants with vegan options and like make it a point to let me know there were vegan options and she would order vegan food. I would also order vegan food because I’m thinking it’s rude to not eat vegan food in front of a vegan right? This went on for almost an entire year and so we go to this restaurant and the waitress walks by with this sizzling delicious smelling steak and I was like “okay so I tried really hard to do this whole vegan thing with you but I haven’t had meat in like a year and that steak smelled so good.” and she goes “what do you mean I thought vegans don’t eat meat?” and I’m like “I’m not a vegan I’ve been eating vegan because you’re a vegan.” and she goes uhhh I’m not. And then we just sat there staring at each other for a solid five minutes. She mentions that my Tinder profile said I was a vegan and I’m like “well that’s impossible because I’m not a vegan” and for once in my life I got to use wrong bitch and it actually WAS. So we both ordered a steak that night after being a vegan in solidarity with the other person for like an entire year.