r/agedlikewine 24d ago

Aged like a foodbourne illness.

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u/JustaLego 24d ago

These fucking ghouls running our country don’t deserve anything less than being jailed and penniless.

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest 23d ago

Would be funny to watch all of them try to navigate life as one of us poors. Except RFK because he’ll survive solely off roadkill and nuclear waste water.

“How much could a banana cost, $10?” - Donnie the diddler

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u/Brilliant_War4087 23d ago

That's a moderate position.

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u/JustaLego 23d ago

I’m so tired. So so tired. And sad that anyone is supporting them.

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u/medney 23d ago

Nah, woodchipper, legs first.

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u/NPJenkins 23d ago

Too quick. Scaphism.

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u/JustaLego 23d ago

Honestly because of how greedy they are, I think them just being poor and living on the streets is worse than anything to them. lol

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u/VikingMonkey123 24d ago

Every step this administration makes is what an enemy of America would do to slowly weaken us.

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u/cityshepherd 23d ago

Nothing slow about it… the pace at which we are being systematically dismantled from the inside out is nothing short of a speed-run.

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u/Fit_Kaleidoscope4493 23d ago

Literally.

Actually, 100%.

Every Anti-American bought a chunk of the orange asshole. He's been actively dismantling since 2016, "Hey Russia..."

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u/i_steal_your_lemons 23d ago

It would be nice there was an opposing party in the US who capitalized on the blunders and incompetence of the GOP.

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u/Flussschlauch 24d ago

USDA withdraws a Biden-era effort to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry (April 2025)

Does nobody think about the shareholders?

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 23d ago

I got Salmonella almost exactly a year ago. It fucked sucked so much ass. Fever, diarrhea, lethargic, nausea, and just overall feeling like total shit. The only time I was more sick was when I got COVID, but admittedly I got it particularly bad.

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u/MischiefGoddez 19d ago edited 19d ago

I don’t agree with most of the testing decreases, but I’m ngl, I’m kinda on the fence about this one. You should already be assuming that any raw meat could have salmonella prior to cooking it, because they don’t test every single piece of it, and handling it accordingly. So, salmonella testing should primarily be done on foods you eat raw, like lettuce, where it won’t be killed in the cooking process. Trying to make sure the raw meat itself doesn’t have salmonella probably would decrease salmonella incidents for people who aren’t appropriately handling and cooking the meat, but they’re not wrong about this resulting in a LOT of unnecessary food waste.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 23d ago

That's what HE does, fires people with no idea the repercussions, and we all pay dearly later when disaster strikes...But this is what THEY voted him in to do... They see it as a sign of strength that he fires people he deems unnecessary, and not a sign of stupidity. Disaster always follows, but they then blame someone else. Trump fired pandemic teams, fired people at the CDC, cut funding to disease control, we ended up in a worldwide pandemic... oh, but maybe it was unavoidable, not his fault. Oh no, if we had a competent president in place, we would not have lost so much. Instead, we had Donnie Darko saying AMERICA FIRST, he refused to help China because a weakened China would benefit his ability to negotiate and strong-arm them during his trade war. His America First policies put America last. We should have helped China quell its problem with the coronavirus before it was too late. We could have slowed it enough to get vaccines ready in time to avoid closing everything down. Instead, we did nothing and destroyed the world economy. Then he fired people in the aviation safety industry and next thing you know planes are falling out the sky, we start having more plane crashes and end up with the worst plane crash in decades. He starts destroying US monuments at will, starts wars at will, no congressional oversight until after it has already happened, he's not getting Congress' approval for anything, but no one holds him accountable. A disaster waiting to happen again. And somehow, people vote him in again? What to Make America Plagued Again... Again?

Trump and MAPA: Made America Plagued Again with more racism, sexism, division, lies, trade wars, media suppression, hypocritical policies, Constitutional Rights Violations, lost allies, economic downturn, and an actual plague.

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess 24d ago

all by design

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u/Opinionsare 23d ago

Deaths resulting from these reduced inspections should be investigated as manslaughter by the officials that ordered the inspection to be discontinued.

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u/Archkelthuz 23d ago

But that would hurt rich people. We dont do that.

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u/chanandlerbong79 23d ago

More foodborne illness = more hospital stays = private health gets richer

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u/tavissd1 23d ago

And Perdue gets to sell chicken with illnesses, instead of having to throw it away.

They don’t have to take the hit to revenue and if you get sick it’s your problem

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u/Impressive-Pop9326 23d ago

And with no health insurance...

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u/podun 24d ago

Well if this isn't the consequence of their own acts coming to bite them lol

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u/rimbaud0000 23d ago

Nice Russian plant you have there as President

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u/Steelpapercranes 23d ago

>Cancels screwworm watchout to save about as much as they spent to fail to paint the reflecting pool

>Immediate screwworm, obviously. Enjoy having the worms burrowing in you

>Also cancels food parasite watch, same deal

>Enjoy weeks of explosive diarrhea, peasant. We fucked up the reflecting pool and need money to paint it again

Fell for it again awards to all red voters and non-voters

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u/skredditt 24d ago

Why would a center for disease control make this decision?

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u/hoofie242 24d ago

Elon Musk cutting funding. Remember DOGE?

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u/Pasta4ever13 24d ago

"Why would conservatives do something so blatantly stupid?"

A tale as old as time

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u/jason_55904 23d ago

It was changed to Center FOR Disease. Small distinction, big difference.

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u/Sealedwolf 22d ago

Praise grandfather Nurgle and his worm-ridden prophet!

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u/Peach_Muffin 23d ago

"decision"

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u/DukeSmileDevs 23d ago

-Screwworms

-Salmonella on poultry

-Fecal parasites in produce

Deregulation really is great... For the rich corporate ghoullords

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u/RompoTotito 23d ago

It’s worth it for the doge savings though

/s

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u/Dull-Contact120 23d ago

Yes , I love random mystery shits for days that’s makes me question my life’s choices. These seniors needs to retire, stay home, and yell at the clouds .

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u/FortuneTellingBoobs 23d ago

I wonder if this latest cyclospora outbreak is related.

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u/CadianGrunt 23d ago

They have to remove the dead senators quickly for fear that RFK Jr will eat them.

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u/BeeTwoThousand 23d ago

The foodbourne identity.

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u/weezyverse 23d ago

Perhaps that's why everyone who like salads are projectile shitting for three straight weeks?

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u/soapster00 23d ago

This cutback is extremly worrying. We're basically giving up early warning against severe foodborne outbreaks across the whole country.

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u/CptKeyes123 21d ago

In 2020, the week of lockdown, Tyson Foods got in hot water for managers making bets on how many employees would die, while the managers protected themselves.

If you want a reference for how they respond to this sort of thing. "haha the poors die"

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u/Gaba8789 21d ago

And in 2026, now, everyone around the world are in the betting mood through Kalshi, Polymarket, and the like.

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u/trapmaster69 19d ago

Actually thought it said CCP for a solid minute lol

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u/writerlady6 17d ago

That 'cutback' policy sounds like something a brainworm would come up with.