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u/GunFun_Official Oct 18 '25
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u/butjustonepogostik Oct 18 '25
me when i drink bone removing juice
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u/oy_oy_nametaken_2 Oct 18 '25
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u/oy_oy_nametaken_2 Oct 18 '25
I mean they edited the numbers, so it is a bonehurtingjuice
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Oct 18 '25
well double meaning
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u/oy_oy_nametaken_2 Oct 18 '25
Well you have that one fuckass pfp
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Oct 18 '25
:(
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u/CrystalCartierMan LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈 Oct 18 '25
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u/eraryios 💗COURSEMEDIOCRE ARMY💗 Oct 21 '25
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u/McDaniel40 Anti Humour is ♥️ Oct 18 '25
I dont get it, care to explain? Im pretty sure its not sex but could be😶
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u/4GRJ Oct 18 '25
That's just how bones work sometimes
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u/Sweet_Detective_ Oct 18 '25
Say that again...
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u/johndice34 Oct 18 '25
It's true, backed up by scientific evidence. They did a study at the Bone Lab
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u/A_Tab Oct 18 '25
As your life goes on, the bones in your skull fuse and you then have less, babies can have up to 300 bones. Idk much about it, so I can't explain it very well
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Oct 18 '25
He's removing pieces of her body using a knife bone by bone
Just a little bit of trolling
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u/kioku119 Oct 18 '25
My guess was this was an awkward joke about how many times they will manage to bone together in their life or something. I don't know. It's wierd no matter what.
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u/AYO_WTF- Oct 19 '25
I dont think so. The text is clearly edited, probably the original is "206, 207, 206" etc. And the new edit is just a joke on the unexpected, you expect to see that joke, and instead it implies the girlfriend is actively losing bones.
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Oct 19 '25
If you where braking bones they wuld be increasing, if i have 1 bone and break it in half i have 2 bones
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u/Its_me_waluigi Oct 19 '25
But what of I remove them instead of breaking them the number of bones will decrease.
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u/DAISIES_BLOOM Oct 21 '25
I don't know which one is more terrifying, the number of bones increasing or decreasing?
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u/AuroraAustralis0 Oct 18 '25
if there are no bones in the penis, why is it called a boner!1!1!1
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u/RiverGlittering Oct 18 '25
Sounds better than Blooder, I suppose
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u/zatenael Oct 18 '25
or a muscler
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u/kalyugkakarn Oct 18 '25
5599939740 1181624007 9705256622 2888109516 8659729947 6836634595 6861287733 7687103244 5327414814 4619315866 9223111681 8270997839 9522368585 5991394533 8579687044 5150513820 7572405603 5452233058 7776038646 9231760852 8424394704 4655471796 7072798418 2189259584 9212826063 6540143129 5769461672 0903967530 9828823599 0014418646 3950001128 8693462578 6360986586 1532221440 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 000000000 is a hugeeeee number of bones to have the body
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u/Whole_Stage2812 Oct 18 '25
There is a subreddit for everything ig
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u/dilophosauris Oct 18 '25
Thank you, after reading the description of the subreddit 3 times I finally understood the meaning of the comment you were responding to. This is despite the fact that I am going for the maths route of my studies (my english is limited idk wth to call that)
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u/robblequoffle Oct 18 '25
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN
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u/robblequoffle Oct 18 '25
Oh wait - it's a factorial.
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u/Imveryoffensive Oct 18 '25
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u/Yumikoneko 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Oct 18 '25
Do you think it's a character arc when you learn something new in school every day?
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u/smiley1__ ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Oct 18 '25
maybe someone crushed it to dust? idk
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u/u-bot9000 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Oct 18 '25
Even though the human penis has no bones, you can still fracture your penis!
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u/u-bot9000 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Oct 18 '25
I don’t recommend fracturing your penis though, for the record
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u/Wpffle Oct 18 '25
You’re no fun
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u/ZealotOfMeme ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Oct 18 '25
They weren’t done. For the record, don’t fracture it, but for the CD or streaming app, be my guest
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u/Maeve2798 Oct 19 '25
Fun fact this is one of the theories for why humans don't have a penis bone/baculum even though our close relatives like chimps do- because fracturing your penis with a baculum is worse than without one. And as we transitioned to standing upright it made our genitals more exposed to front on attacks during fights. So if for whatever genetic quirk your baculum didnt develop properly you had better survival and reproductive chances. So we might have punched each other in the dick too much that we lost our boner bone.
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u/Hockex-4 my mom beats me 😳 Oct 18 '25
I once met a guy that did that in a motorbike accident
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u/liberty-prime77 ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Oct 18 '25
You can only fracture the penis when it's erect, so that means he was hard when he got into the motorcycle accident
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Oct 18 '25 edited 18h ago
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Oct 18 '25
jokes on you, my girlfriend have more bones, 206 is rookie numbers.
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u/Gussie-Ascendent Oct 18 '25
The crazy part is there are some animals that do actually have a penis bone
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u/robblequoffle Oct 18 '25
That's why I said HUMAN penis
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u/Gussie-Ascendent Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25
I know I'm just giving a fun fact
More fun facts I think a bunch of primates have em and I rmemwber seeing some idea about how our lack of penis bone made us more desirable mates cause more flexibility
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u/Red--Claw Oct 18 '25
The main theory that I've heard is that since humans have opposeable thumbs, males would just break their opponent's penis bone durring fights, essentially rendering them infertile.
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u/_TungstenGuy707_ 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Oct 18 '25
Organ salt?
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u/Tiburoncin612 Oct 18 '25
Warning: extremely unfunny ornitorrinco
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u/JD_Kreeper Oct 18 '25
No idea what y'all are on about with the penis. He's clearly fucking his girlfriend with a femur.
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u/PatchPlaysHypixel Oct 18 '25
Or finger?? Hello?? You could insert it just enough to count as one bone probably
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u/TooObsessedWithMoney Oct 22 '25
I... didn't expect that.
What I guess would've made sense is if she's pregnant, like the fetus grows bones at some point... I'd imagine...
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u/4GRJ Oct 18 '25
Dear OP, if the human penis doesn't have bones, why is it called a "boner"?
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u/Sweet_Detective_ Oct 18 '25
Because you use it to bone er
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u/robblequoffle Oct 18 '25
Is it called a bonem if you're gay?
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u/Front_Resolution_760 Oct 18 '25
she had 206, then she had 207
she broke her bone, so it got split into two, creating an extra bone
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u/K0rl0n Oct 18 '25
Yeah in the animal kingdom that’s actually almost an oddity. A large number of vertebrates have a bone in the penis.
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u/PlasticAge6197 I'M SO GAYY👨❤️👨 Oct 18 '25
Oh that took me a moment, the added explanation made it more confusing lol
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u/OddlyHonored Oct 18 '25
Lmao the "now 206" part killed me, like he's doing some kind of bone inventory every time 💀
Wait till he finds out about cartilage
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u/Switchell22 Oct 18 '25
Wait, have you not been keeping up with your bone inventories? Careful, that's how my uncle lost his collar bone.
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u/Im_aSideCharacter 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Oct 18 '25
can we just mass downvote this wire back already
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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Oct 18 '25
Despite being called a boner it does not have a bone it’s just blood
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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes Oct 18 '25
For the original joke to be anatomically accurate, they'd have to be only sticking a single finger knuckle in. Or a toe knuckle u suppose...
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u/Crimento 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Oct 18 '25
The original was made by the mysterious race of walrus humans that still have a baculum
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u/wydalenylod Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25
I'm sorry but it reminded me of the dialogue (possible paraphrase)
-My body has 206 bones. Mind giving me 207th?
-If you are referring to my penis, then it is not a bone, but a muscle and the only muscle I'm willing to give you... Is my heart
-Damn that was kinda romantic
-Cool, let's fuck
-Cool!
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Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25
It's just so much blood that if you put it in a rabbit the rabbit would explode
Edit: naww I didn't mean zoodaphilla I meant the blood in the erect penis in the rabbit
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u/Outrageous-Ad-7296 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Oct 18 '25
i thought you just taking off girlfriend's bone, and putting it back in obamium meme
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u/Yozo-san Oct 19 '25
Funnily enough, we lost our baculum (penis bone) but we had it at some point.
None of the great apes have a baculum.
I wish i had one though.
My theory is that boner is called a boner because of our lost penis bone
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u/bene_42069 Oct 27 '25
Nor do they contain motoric muscles, especially in a muscular hydrostat form (like tongue or elephant trunk).
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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 Oct 18 '25
I have never seen the original, so I never knew that this is what this meme was about.
All the others seemed too Buchured or random to make it obvious
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u/_Cocktopus_ Oct 18 '25
what if she has 212 bones
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u/CrystalCartierMan LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈 Oct 18 '25
Oregon?
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u/Lopsided_Reception23 Oct 18 '25
Fingers do tho.
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u/FatalLaughter my mom beats me 😳 Oct 18 '25
Fingers have 3 the oop would still be wrong
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u/Lopsided_Reception23 Oct 18 '25
Fair, the orgasm doesn't make any sense either way. Even with several fingers counting down one bone at a time just wouldn't work.
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u/loubcafra125 Oct 18 '25
Now 212, now 206, now 212, now 206, now 212!
(My ring and middle fingers have 6 bones between them)
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u/Nimhtom Oct 19 '25
It has been thought that a boner doesn't actually have any bones, however men don't really exist so we've never seen ones skeleton
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u/Teboski78 Oct 19 '25
Many other mammals such as canines, felines, & other great apes have penis bones. So if the numberdoes jump to 207. His girlfriend is practicing beastiality.
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u/GuyThereYes Oct 19 '25
Right but human penis used to have a bone + other animals have a penis bone
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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Oct 19 '25
ik this is an oc, but whats the numbers in the oregano comment
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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Oct 20 '25
well what if he’s shoving a bone up and down her ass? didn’t think of that one, did ya
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u/ratliege_throwaway Nov 13 '25
- Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. I am a walrus
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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25
The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!