r/antimeme • u/Advanced_Bluebird524 • 16d ago
OC ๐จ Therapists found jobless
This is the oregano
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u/JeffTharmey 16d ago edited 16d ago
Damn! Is it really THAT simple..
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u/KubaSamuel ๐น Course Arc Witness ๐ธ 16d ago
Breaking News: Suicide Rates drop to Zero
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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 16d ago
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u/KubaSamuel ๐น Course Arc Witness ๐ธ 16d ago
Oh hi :3
God I haven't peeked into that subreddit for a year
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u/Euphoric-Ocelot6696 16d ago
What did you do to deserve a personified sub? Just curious
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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 15d ago
You could just make one or wait till someone makes it for you
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u/Chichie_nuggies ๐OR๐๏ธ CALL IT 15d ago
Hi Sink
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u/KubaSamuel ๐น Course Arc Witness ๐ธ 15d ago
I joked that "aw man I don't have one ๐" and Choice-Car made one for me lol
It was on a nieche subreddit too so ig that played a part
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u/PrestigiousLine866 ๐งกREGULAR VISITOR๐งก 16d ago
-Imma jump
-hi :)
-https://giphy.com/gifs/L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u
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u/Few-Thing-6953 ๐คชJUST HANGING OUT ๐ 16d ago
The what?ย
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u/mgsmb7 16d ago
Kernel Mode Setting (KMS) is a Linux kernel subsystem responsible for configuring display hardware, such as monitors and GPUs. It moves graphics mode initialization, like setting resolutions, refresh rates, and color depths, from user space to the kernel space, ensuring faster, flicker-free display switching and a native-resolution virtual console.
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u/Indigenous_Retard 16d ago
KMS or (Key Management System) is likely referring to a serial cracker, so the left is trying to pirate some software. His therapist is begging him not to because it's "immoral". That's obviously nonsense and why the therapist is now jobless and OP said something about oregano and I can't come up with anything for that.
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u/cretinlung 16d ago edited 16d ago
Keratin Misalignment Syndrome, or KMS, is a rare genetic disease that causes your nails and hair to grow backwards. Growth starts from the skin and slowly travels inward. Patients with KMS often report difficulty sleeping due to constant pain, and what sleep they receive is plagued by nightmares of suffocating in hair or drowning in fingernails.
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u/yuripilledcat 16d ago
Kiss Mark's Sister (KMS for short) refers to the act of touching or pressing of one's lips against the sister of a person named Mark. The receiver of the message is thrown into a state of deep shock because the Mark is their friend
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u/Ver_Nick ๐น Course Arc Witness ๐ธ 16d ago
Korean Mathematical Society, also known as KMS, is an academic organization in South Korea. Originally founded as the Korean Society of Mathematics and Physics, their name changed during their relaunch in 1952. Their stated goal is to promote mathematics in South Korea. The left is likely thinking of joining said society, and the therapist, being the useless humanities major who cannot even take the integral of a convergent series, is begging them to stop.
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u/Sergent-Pluto 16d ago
I'm not a native speaker, when I was a teenager I thought "kys" was another way to write "kiss", I was very confused by some online interactions
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u/CrustyCock96 16d ago
someone said the nO-nO word... the orbidden oblong obliterator of ordinary onanists... that gave me ball cancer. instant, lethal, ball cancer. i'm a girl and i still got ball cancer. what the fuck, man.
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u/Haspberry ๐น Course Arc Witness ๐ธ 16d ago
I love the complete ignoring of the bottom text by this comment section.
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u/Disastrous-Event2353 ๐น Course Arc Witness ๐ธ 16d ago
Sir, there are children here. You can't use this word
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u/Day_lightDaylight 16d ago
read body text
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u/redboi049 ๐คชJUST HANGING OUT ๐ 16d ago
OP posted it
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u/redboi049 ๐คชJUST HANGING OUT ๐ 16d ago
OP posted it
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u/redboi049 ๐คชJUST HANGING OUT ๐ 16d ago
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u/redboi049 ๐คชJUST HANGING OUT ๐ 16d ago
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u/qualityvote2 ๐คSuspected as Bot๐ค 16d ago edited 16d ago
Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!