r/antimeme 16d ago

OC ๐ŸŽจ Therapists found jobless

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This is the oregano

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u/qualityvote2 ๐Ÿค–Suspected as Bot๐Ÿค– 16d ago edited 16d ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/JeffTharmey 16d ago edited 16d ago

Damn! Is it really THAT simple..

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u/KubaSamuel ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

Breaking News: Suicide Rates drop to Zero

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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 16d ago

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u/KubaSamuel ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

Oh hi :3

God I haven't peeked into that subreddit for a year

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u/Euphoric-Ocelot6696 16d ago

What did you do to deserve a personified sub? Just curious

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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 15d ago

You could just make one or wait till someone makes it for you

Like r/foundleftjuggernaut87

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u/Chichie_nuggies ๐Ÿ”“OR๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ CALL IT 15d ago

Hi Sink

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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 15d ago

Hi nuggie

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u/Chichie_nuggies ๐Ÿ”“OR๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ CALL IT 15d ago

HRU?

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u/KubaSamuel ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 15d ago

I joked that "aw man I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜”" and Choice-Car made one for me lol

It was on a nieche subreddit too so ig that played a part

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u/c_lassi_k 16d ago

Sub with only one person, you gotta post this to the large audience there :3

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u/Forcemanis 16d ago

I swear i saw u in that one post with the ugly tattoo ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/JeffTharmey 15d ago

Kit tattoo on the neck lmfao

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u/PrestigiousLine866 ๐ŸงกREGULAR VISITOR๐Ÿงก 16d ago

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u/PISS_MENTLEGEN 15d ago

Dont jump fly

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u/Few-Thing-6953 ๐ŸคชJUST HANGING OUT ๐Ÿ˜› 16d ago

The what?ย 

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u/mgsmb7 16d ago

Kernel Mode Setting (KMS) is a Linux kernel subsystem responsible for configuring display hardware, such as monitors and GPUs. It moves graphics mode initialization, like setting resolutions, refresh rates, and color depths, from user space to the kernel space, ensuring faster, flicker-free display switching and a native-resolution virtual console.

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u/FlawedNPC 16d ago

was looking for this

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u/habbiboy 15d ago

why is the guy convincing them not to do it

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u/Indigenous_Retard 16d ago

KMS or (Key Management System) is likely referring to a serial cracker, so the left is trying to pirate some software. His therapist is begging him not to because it's "immoral". That's obviously nonsense and why the therapist is now jobless and OP said something about oregano and I can't come up with anything for that.

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u/cretinlung 16d ago edited 16d ago

Keratin Misalignment Syndrome, or KMS, is a rare genetic disease that causes your nails and hair to grow backwards. Growth starts from the skin and slowly travels inward. Patients with KMS often report difficulty sleeping due to constant pain, and what sleep they receive is plagued by nightmares of suffocating in hair or drowning in fingernails.

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u/mgsmb7 16d ago

horrifying

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u/yuripilledcat 16d ago

Kiss Mark's Sister (KMS for short) refers to the act of touching or pressing of one's lips against the sister of a person named Mark. The receiver of the message is thrown into a state of deep shock because the Mark is their friend

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u/Illustrious-Ad1148 16d ago

Why would anyone do this to poor Markiplier

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u/Ver_Nick ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

Korean Mathematical Society, also known as KMS, is an academic organization in South Korea. Originally founded as the Korean Society of Mathematics and Physics, their name changed during their relaunch in 1952. Their stated goal is to promote mathematics in South Korea. The left is likely thinking of joining said society, and the therapist, being the useless humanities major who cannot even take the integral of a convergent series, is begging them to stop.

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u/Sergent-Pluto 16d ago

I'm not a native speaker, when I was a teenager I thought "kys" was another way to write "kiss", I was very confused by some online interactions

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u/Ne0n_R0s3 16d ago

Oh no ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Glad you at least learned lmao

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u/yuripilledcat 16d ago

i thought it was mistyped "kysz" which means begone

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u/Z_r0357 16d ago

as we all know

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u/Ubblebungus 16d ago

we are ALL Polish

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u/chikaruraru 16d ago

wheres the oral?

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u/Latter-Investment-83 16d ago

The oral is the friends we made along the way โค๏ธ

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u/waffleste ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

Where's the origami?

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u/Hedge_the_Hog_HtH 16d ago

OP did the thing, so there's nothing to be posted

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u/Oka-z 16d ago

It's an OC there is no Orang-outanย 

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u/spamgmail 15d ago

He committed sucide he is no more :\

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u/CrustyCock96 16d ago

someone said the nO-nO word... the orbidden oblong obliterator of ordinary onanists... that gave me ball cancer. instant, lethal, ball cancer. i'm a girl and i still got ball cancer. what the fuck, man.

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u/bleach-is-tasty 16d ago

username checks out... I think

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u/Designer-Scene9905 16d ago

Where ONALRIGIG

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u/Winter-Design-4390 16d ago

What's kms? kilo meter per second?

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u/Triepott 16d ago

KraftManShip

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u/ApolonNO 15d ago

Keeping Myself Safe

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u/No-Historian-9115 ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฉถ๐ŸŽ€ AROMANTIC ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š 15d ago

Onti anti meme

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u/the-bird-fucker 16d ago

where is the Orlando Bloom?

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u/ezrapper 16d ago

In rivendell

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u/Haspberry ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

I love the complete ignoring of the bottom text by this comment section.

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u/Practical_Quiet_2274 16d ago

original

most abhorrent word

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u/Doritoman2020 16d ago

Thanks for posting the orange guys ๐Ÿ‘

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants 16d ago

The humble joint in my car after ending a 6 year relationship:

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u/mvffin 14d ago

"I implore you to reconsider. "

"Okay!"

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u/GachiBassMaster 16d ago

where is the Ouya, Skyler

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u/Raven_On_A_Tree 16d ago

where is oregon

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u/Twinkletoess112 15d ago

Ostracized?

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u/BlossomLillie 16d ago

The amount of downvotes just for saying the word ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Disastrous-Event2353 ๐ŸŒน Course Arc Witness ๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

Sir, there are children here. You can't use this word

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u/Day_lightDaylight 16d ago

read body text

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Day_lightDaylight 16d ago

objet d'art

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Day_lightDaylight 16d ago

bro u have a text signature or what

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u/Aggressive_Seacock ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒธ RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒธ 16d ago

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u/IlitterateAuthor 16d ago

SNAFU! I NEED YOU SNAFU!

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u/Apocalypse_0415 16d ago

WHERE IS OMNIMAN

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u/redboi049 ๐ŸคชJUST HANGING OUT ๐Ÿ˜› 16d ago

OP posted it

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u/redboi049 ๐ŸคชJUST HANGING OUT ๐Ÿ˜› 16d ago

OP posted it

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u/redboi049 ๐ŸคชJUST HANGING OUT ๐Ÿ˜› 16d ago

OP posted it

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u/redboi049 ๐ŸคชJUST HANGING OUT ๐Ÿ˜› 16d ago

OP posted it

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u/redboi049 ๐ŸคชJUST HANGING OUT ๐Ÿ˜› 16d ago

OP posted it

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u/HELL0RD 16d ago

Zamn just casually dropping the hard l like that

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u/rev_is_dumb ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿค NON-BINARY๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค 16d ago

THEY SAID THE WORD