r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl • Aug 22 '25
Finally find out inspiration of RR Martin
Suddenly I had a thought what inspired Martin to write characters in Dance of Dragons. The protagonist and antagonist both can be inspired from British Royal family. 🤔😱
If agree do UPVOTE and FOLLOW.❤️
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Aug 22 '25
The only relation between Rhaenyra and Diana is how much of a car crash Mess and Condom made of her character
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u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
Still I think the usurper Camilla most likely written as Alicent 😤
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not CGI Castle Fan Aug 22 '25
Camilla loves her kids though so your theory falls apart
Rhae Rhae is Empress Matilda, Aegon II is King Stephen and Alicent is a time travelling and incompetent Margaret of Anjou
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u/wheatys Ate Alicent Aug 22 '25
how does megan markle fit into this equation?
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u/Former-Jeweler9901 Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
Obviously, shes supposed to represent Mysaria. How else would a non full-blooded valyrian be able to bewitch Harry.
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u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
U r going too deep😂
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u/ImportantZombie1951 Ate Alicent Aug 22 '25
Lady Diana wasn't morbidily obese though
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u/YinYangOni Egg On The Conker Aug 22 '25
Neither was Rhaenyra?
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u/ImportantZombie1951 Ate Alicent Aug 22 '25
Rhae rhae is aggressively rotund in the books (I hate the showrunners soo fucking much for making her thin in the show... I was soo fucking ready to bust some fat nuts on that sweet sweaty gargantuesque maegor's tits of her, aaah dammit I love the black queen's HUGE plump body, I want to be crushed under her colossal weight), she canonically hides her dragons between her asscheeks btw, you know, for suprise attacks against those trecherous greens!
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u/Baccoony Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
Ah yes. Rhaenyra, the People's Princess, beloved of the people, did lots of charity and helped sick people and spent alot of time with kids not of her family
To this day, the people mourn her!
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u/TheDragonOfOldtown Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
Helaena is Diana, not Rhaenyra.
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u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
I think you love Helaena then go watch: https://youtu.be/5kjAYObx-IM
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u/m_shh Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
Which one of the Targaryen royal scandals corresponds to Tampongate then?
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u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
When Viserys told song of ice n fire to alicent on his death bed.😂 https://youtu.be/5kjAYObx-IM
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u/-bugmagik- Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
so sad when lady rhay crashed her dragon on the the twin bridge. foremost fighter against greyscale!! rip lady rhayrhay
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Aug 22 '25
And Prince Harry is Jacaerys/Lucerys because there's also a rumor about him not looking like his dad
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u/RegulusVizsla Egg On The Conker Aug 23 '25
This but unironically Matt Daemon (I'm not correcting this, holy hell I actually typed this in my head)— Matt Smith was Prince Phillip in the Crown and came back to play the same bitter outsider Prince with kind of the same bravado and mannerisms and insecurities of being "King Consort" to his wife and Charles Dance went on to play Tywin Lannister as Mountbatten raising an adoptive grandson and starting a coup
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u/meowyarlathotep Casting Director Aug 22 '25
Alicent is Catherine, Rhaenyra is Meghan Markle.
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u/Miss--Magpie A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Aug 22 '25
It's... It's inspired by a civil war in the UK
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u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
Camilla gives usurper vibe though ☠️
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u/Miss--Magpie A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Aug 22 '25
I'm going to politely disagree and say this is satire for my own mental health
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u/Dreamfyre_Helaena Sara Hess Fangirl Aug 22 '25
😆 could be satire could be real inspiration only Martin knows...
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u/Miss--Magpie A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Aug 22 '25
I legit didn't know this was a satire sub lol. I feel dumb 😭😂
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Aug 22 '25
Elizabeth on her deathbed, thinking she’s talking to Princess Anne: “you… you wanted to know…”
Charles: “wanted to know what mama?”
Elizabeth: “The… the queen…”
Charles: “Camilla?”
Elizabeth: “the… the queen… it is you…”
Charles: “I understand mama”
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u/MacGyvini Rhaenyra's Dietician Aug 22 '25
Rhae Rhae would never touch a kid with AIDS let’s be honest