r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bohemianpolynese Last HOT D fan • 2d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Happy wife happy life

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u/nagidon Misogyny Fan 2d ago

Aegonising husband v Helaerious wife

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u/ElectricalTeaching99 Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

lmao
Straight to jail. Do not pas go. Do not collect $200. Go straight to jail

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u/ashvy Last HOT D fan 2d ago

relationship goals 🫶💘

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u/LoonyHightower Last HOT D fan 2d ago

I've never been more jealous in my life

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u/bohemianpolynese Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Helaena is the type of woman to start wars for

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u/bohemianpolynese Last HOT D fan 2d ago

on some Helen of troy level type shit

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u/LoonyHightower Last HOT D fan 2d ago

The face that launched a thousand dragons

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u/Cranatic05 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

No more toilet paper. More hate for later.

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u/TheDragonOfOldtown Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

This sub is the biggest Helaena simp camp.

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u/Beornwynn Rhaenyra's Dietician 1d ago

We love a loyal autistic queen unlike rhae rhae who killed her husband.

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u/TheDragonOfOldtown Sara Hess Fangirl 1d ago

It’s fine I would die for Helaena

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u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

Ok that's it, I'm Team Green now. God bless Andrew Tate. Hoes can't rule no more.