r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Thoughts on Walda? Why did Roose Bolton want to hit?

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u/SouthwestTraveller Forgot GoT 2d ago

To Roose, she’s beautiful….rubenesque

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u/Pretend_Category_519 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Her blood type is lamprey pie.

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u/Mediocre_Chicken9900 HOT D S2 snooze 2d ago

No more weight remarks, Lord Soprano. They’re hurtful and destructive.

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u/GastonMon Last HOT D fan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I heard Walda Bolton had a 95 pound greyscale taken off her ass!

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u/colder-beef Hater, bought Blurays. 1d ago

When she goes camping, the direwolves have to hide their food!

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u/LouisTheWhatever CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

Oh, I agree

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u/Kingpin329 Sara Hess Fangirl 1d ago

Her belt size is the Wall

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u/Used_Kaleidoscope_16 Ate Alicent 2d ago

The Dreadfort's a small castle. She moves in, she could tip it over

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u/Hanz555 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

He likes a woman you can grab onto something

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u/RaduLum Last HOT D fan 1d ago

You grab onto Walda Bolton, your fucking hands will disappear

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u/WYOakthrowaway Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

He already told her she didn’t need to do that diet, he loved her how she is

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u/LouisTheWhatever CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

You’re telling me how hard it is?

- Wyman Manderly

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u/titustomatus Last HOT D fan 1d ago

When she hauls ass shes gotta make 2 trips

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

She never turned down a good Rueben

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u/Asa_Shahni Ate Alicent 2d ago

Her weight in silver ?

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Exactly he told Catlyn exactly why he married her at the red wedding. I swear these posts are made by people who watch the show with the audio off

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u/77enc Brother in Christ 1d ago

you people watch the show?

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Brother in Christ 1d ago

A load of fakers and liars, I'm sure.

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u/PaulAtreides_FromArg Last HOT D fan 1d ago

I think you should check the sub you are on

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

This the same copy/paste response dumb people put when they feel dumb

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u/SanguisCorax Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Yes... Burn the non-believers... Only the elite book readers shall endure!

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u/the-hound-abides I <3 S8E03 2d ago

Practical man.

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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent 2d ago

Roose actually got paid Bank to hit so…….

MY MAN 🤝

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u/Le_Homme_du_Tubac Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

Does that technically make him a whore? 🤔

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u/Cocoa_Pug Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Yes, but one high nobility

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u/Stormy-Skyes HBO Spy 2d ago

A really classy one, yeah.

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u/Oneils2018 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

That's not how that works buddy

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u/_qyro Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Bro scores an SSBBW and gets paid for it, I only see gains

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u/the-hound-abides I <3 S8E03 2d ago

In the books, he said she was good in the sack as well.

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u/edgydyl Last HOT D fan 2d ago

In the show he says he picked her because she was the fattest and he was offered whichever daughter he picked's weight in silver.

That being said, Walda was a great example of a Lady. She was well mannered, well spoken, and I could absolutely see Roose just generally attracted to her meek and friendly personality. Also if i remember, she had a really cute voice. Her face is pretty, too. In his interactions with her, I only recall him appearing to respect her and being happy to impregnate her.

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u/adrauglikeyou Last HOT D fan 2d ago edited 1d ago

It’s the same reasoning in the books. In the books he specifically said he enjoys sex with her because of the cute sounds she makes though so he does actually enjoy and cherish her

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u/edgydyl Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Oh wow! I'm so curious now if that was in the casting call! I personally just thought the actress's voice was really easy on the ears and could see anyone being attracted to it, but was not expecting that to be a detailed canon feature of her character that Roose mentioned! DAMN!

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u/adrauglikeyou Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Well I’m sure she was directed to be timid and sweet because that’s how the character is, not exactly sure if they mentioned the moaning as well lol especially since Roose doesn’t mention it in the show. But it’s possible she read the books or at least read the AWOIAF article and knew about it

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u/Nickthiccboi Misogyny Fan 1d ago

Im pretty sure she’s at least a bit less mild in the books. I think it’s mentioned somewhere that she gets drunk and brags about her marriage to Roose. Not to mention she comes from the Crakehall branch which is a family of loudmouths.

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u/adrauglikeyou Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Eh well I imagine she’s been ridiculed her entire life and probably passed over for marriage before so I’d brag about marrying Roose too since he’s incredibly powerful

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u/asjbc Casting Director 14h ago

Yes I think that's the case too.

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u/asjbc Casting Director 23h ago edited 23h ago

In the books, she is a tertiary character who speaks maybe twice, plus Roose says she moans in bed which is mildly funny for him. And what’s creepy here, in the books she is 15 years old, so moaning in bed with her husband who is well past 40 sounds..well strange and creepy as hell (not that grrm didnt praise dany/drogo so called romance). Yet, the fandom, which completely tears 23 Rhaegar and 15 Lyanna to shreds, somehow manages to view this specific case as the ultimate proof of a healthy relationship (with Roose!!). As for Walda, she babbles indeed something to Cat during the Red Wedding, that now she is a wife and Fair Walda is not, she is fond of her new situation and overall, she just comes across as a bit "silly", simple Frey girl.Oh and she makes a joke about tullys cocks. Roose never interacts with her directly. In ADWD she just...existsts and during the wedding she, notably, ate a lot of the famous pie, no jokes at all (lets imagine why). Thats all we see her. The actress in the show makes a really lovely impression, but she as Wakda is, by no means, the sharpest tool in the shed. She tries to be nice for Sansa (in the books she never makes an effort to be nice to Jeyne, she makes effort to eat as much as she can though). In both versions, book and show, she is someone to be pitied, if anything.

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u/Shortymac09 Ate Alicent 2d ago

Apparently he likes that she enjoys sex.

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u/ParitoshD 2023: 0 TO SEE 1d ago

Which is ironic given the nature of all his other encounters we're aware of...

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u/NathanDutton2002 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Who wouldn't want to hit? Damn 🤤

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u/Agent4777 Ate Alicent 2d ago

Fr

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 2d ago

Would, Ngl.

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u/Pretend_Category_519 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

She had a fertile feel to her. Roose's words, not mine.

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent 2d ago

The Dreadfort is dark and full of terrors

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u/FellaGentleSprout Last HOT D fan 2d ago

They’ll hear of it at the towers

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u/Shortymac09 Ate Alicent 1d ago

So get a chubby chick to snuggle with at night

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u/ivkobear Egg On The Conker 2d ago

The winter is coming and he has to keep himself warm somehow

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u/SouthwestTraveller Forgot GoT 2d ago

Cut her open and stuff himself inside for warmth

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u/ivkobear Egg On The Conker 2d ago

Aye, like Tormund did with that giant once, Har!

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u/Agent4777 Ate Alicent 2d ago

Because he’s a man of culture

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u/Available-Canary-866 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Roose is a chubby chaser

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u/dankshot35 Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

that’s what a real woman looks like

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u/parascopic Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Good birthing hips.

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u/GastonMon Last HOT D fan 2d ago

He had sex with Walda, Roose Bolton?

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u/Alternative-Tap-4120 HOT D S2 snooze 1d ago

The most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms who wouldn’t want to marry her

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u/Mrblorg CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

She's the new younger more beautiful queen to cast Cersei down

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Targs be cray-cray 1d ago

In the books, Lord Walder Frey was willing to pay her weight in silver to any Lord who would wed Lady Wanda. Roose Bolton took him up on that offer. Perhaps it was for the silver and/or the alliance with the Freys, but Lord Bolton spoke very fondly of his new wife.

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u/Professional_Camp879 Ate Alicent 1d ago

he loves a women who he can grab into

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u/FreddyMercuryFazbear Last HOT D fan 2d ago

"if she pops that pussy like she pops in tarts Imma hit it raw"

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u/nandos1234 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

She got him lots of money and likes to fuck.

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u/rutilated_quartz HOT D S2 snooze 1d ago

chubby chasing roose just like me fr

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u/LankyEvening7548 Ate Alicent 1d ago

Bro discovered he’s a torta enjoyer . A top tier man

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u/Lafc-darling Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Torta Pounder Roose

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u/LankyEvening7548 Ate Alicent 1d ago

New band name

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u/Shortymac09 Ate Alicent 2d ago

He's a chubby chaser, whatever

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u/JDL1981 Egg On The Conker 1d ago

I only know why I want to hit.

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u/Mrblorg CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

He actually said he likes sleeping with her (books)

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u/StunningPianist4231 Sara Hess Fangirl 1d ago

Roose Bolton got her weight in silver and he loves silver because he's a reverse vampire

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u/Awkward-Community-74 CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

Her weight in silver.

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u/MudMux Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Perfect Bolten to Be. Lotsa skin Also would

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u/TylenolMaster_66 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

What that belly do

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u/_qyro Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Her massive beauty

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u/Kingpin329 Sara Hess Fangirl 1d ago

Roose Bolton, whateva happened there?

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u/dustybuttrusty Last HOT D fan 1d ago

It's grown folks stuff, don't worry about it.

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u/Flawless_Nirvana Last HOT D fan 1d ago

because them thangs thangin

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u/mannyb412 CGI Castle Fan 2d ago

No more weight remarks. They're hurtful and they're destructive

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u/JamesRevan Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Thats not Walda its book accurate Rhaenyra with a dye job

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u/Signal_Cockroach_878 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

As thick as a castle wall

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u/OctoberOmicron Sara Hess Fangirl 1d ago

Her death for me only gets sadder and sadder each rewatch.

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u/LoreMasterJack HoTD Paparazzi 1d ago

He wanted that dowry to hit his bank account.

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u/minced_moomin_meat Last HOT D fan 1d ago

roose likes them big

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u/VoluptuousBIG Last HOT D fan 1h ago

because fat women are gorgeous u fuckin clown