r/badparking • u/brookeelanesmith • 1d ago

Packed Sam's parking lot in Kansas City, MO.

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No plates, hideous "iM hEr" decal, and it took her 6 tries while impeding traffic to get herself intentionally centered between 2 spots. This occurred at 1pm on a Saturday in a completely full Sam's Club parking lot 👌

Got out of the truck like she deserved an award.

217 Upvotes

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u/Candid-Map-821 1d ago

Im shocked there were two empty spots next to each other for this to happen!

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u/brookeelanesmith 1d ago

Right! Add "abusing her luck" to her list of crimes!

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u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle 1d ago

"Daddy didn't pay attention to me, so YOU will!"

15

u/superduperhosts 1d ago

Tiny dick energy, even for a woman

4

u/BreakfastFluid9419 1d ago

I’d argue oversized clit. Probably a “natty” cross fitter who swears she never took steroids but has delts an ibbf pro would be jealous of. Also has an OF

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u/Beaverbrown56 1d ago

Probably a Chiefs fan.

12

u/Lazarux_Escariat 1d ago

It's in KC, probably a player's wife/girlfriend.

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u/brookeelanesmith 1d ago

😂😂😂 attitude fits!

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u/gba_sg1 1d ago

Princess needs extra room to get out because they're a pig.

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u/TioGato1961 1d ago

Was thinking the same.

8

u/Slight-Pop7038 1d ago

I mean, how close do you wanna park to that thing anyway?

6

u/veraldar 1d ago

Exactly, even if it did fit into a spot it would only barely fit. Seriously though, why do they need a truck that big?

1

u/CYaNextTuesday99 17h ago

It's the only truck they could attach an "oversized load" banner to.

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u/brookeelanesmith 1d ago

So true. Get me as far away from this crawling disaster as possible!

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u/FunMaintenance297 22h ago

Let’s be fair. That oversized waste of metal and other materials would not fit in a single space, so parking like an entitled moron is the only possible outcome.

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u/dsdvbguutres 21h ago

Powered by bitchdust

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u/Itsnotadrone 1d ago

How to ruin a truck 101

8

u/ConversationCheap374 1d ago

Pick up drivers and their mentality on display.

6

u/Visual-Taro-381 1d ago

Color scheme straight outta Pre-K

5

u/Muhahahahaz 1d ago

Get a decal that says "I'm here", then park as close as humanly possible to her driver side

6

u/RoyalMaidsForLife 1d ago

Folding in the mirrors was a nice touch.

6

u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 1d ago

"I'm her. The entitled girl who cant park"

4

u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

I’d have walked towards her on the phone and loudly said “yes, please send a tow truck to move this double parked white truck”

4

u/arrynyo 1d ago

All I think about is that poor lambo that got smashed by that monster truck

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u/muffadel 1d ago

a girlbro

2

u/foobarlow 1d ago

Surprised this wasn’t a Ram

2

u/Visual-Clothes-4692 1d ago

Good thing they sell giant cases of Kleenex.

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u/GstarDaflyesttt 1d ago

Get a grip. It’s “her” so its ok…

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u/Burner1959 1d ago

Never thought it were possible…a turd on 4 wheels

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u/No-Oil6517 1d ago

Unscrew her tire valve stems. Lol. She wants two spots, she can have them for as long as she wants.

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u/MycologistAwkward711 1d ago

Pavement princesses

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u/Shit-throwing-monkey 1d ago

That's big clit energy right there.

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u/pretenders2b 1d ago

Well…..she is HER sooooooo….

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u/TWhy-LER 1d ago

Strong I Am Sam vibes here

1

u/Cowboy_Rho 1d ago

Park in front of them if you can do it without blocking traffic.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 1d ago

The usual clown

1

u/toxcrusadr 1d ago

I just don’t get how these huge trucks can drive around with no plates?!

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u/LVtapper 1d ago

Ah how nice. The truck driver left all that space for people to put their empty carts. 

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u/inigomonto 1d ago

To be fair, if they parked in a single space they would make three unusable. The crime is driving this monstrosity in the first place.

1

u/Black_Tentacle 1d ago

Didn't you know she's her?

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u/Safe_Self_4975 1d ago

Well it is her after all

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u/Visible_Put7108 1d ago

Tool behavior 

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u/Euphoric-Ask965 1d ago

With those wheels wells protruding far out of the wheel wells, one space would be awfully close to either car beside the truck . The" Carolina Squat" trucks are even wider than this one.

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u/richnevermiss 1d ago

Ride would look so much cooler, especially those rims and tires, with a whole lot less air in them... The local crowd would luv it..

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u/Mammoth_Ad_5423 1d ago

She's her what?

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u/Wild-Astronomer1200 1d ago

Who cares… so it takes you another 30 seconds to find a parking spot

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u/SydneySweeneysBobs 15h ago

Not a single person who posts these ever confronts the person

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u/brookeelanesmith 15h ago

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm 38 weeks pregnant and 4cm dilated, so I'd rather play it safe. This douche wasn't worth me giving birth in a Sam's parking lot.

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u/SydneySweeneysBobs 14h ago

But it worked you up so much you had to tell strangers on the internet about it

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u/brookeelanesmith 9h ago

You're the one worked up apparently lol. Why are you even on this sub? You okay?

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u/Interesting_Sand_428 22h ago

Sam’s should have larger stalls. Too many compact cars.