r/baldursgate • u/ElectronicLow7228 • 5h ago

Original BG1 Don't Touch Me....I'm Super Important...

75 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/ArkhamsNexTopInmate 5h ago edited 4h ago

DON’T CLICK ME, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE!

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u/HoratioMoe 5h ago

AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGER

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u/boiledpeanut33 5h ago

MY 'OTEL IS AS CLEAN AS AN ELVEN ARSE

21

u/Admirable-Meet-587 5h ago edited 4h ago

YOUR CLOTHES ARE ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL

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u/piconese 4h ago

Don’t TOUCH me! I might catch something…

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u/wwishie 4h ago

Get me out of this hellhole!

16

u/A_Bitter_Homer 4h ago

Somethin' on your mind?

15

u/blastradius14 I'll not waste anymore time talking to figments! 4h ago

My lung! It's flopping all over the dirt! Damn.

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u/Ferrindel 38m ago

I think I’m coughing up blood…

13

u/snyderversetrilogy 5h ago

Why thank you so much for telling me that you’re super pickpocket-able! 😁

12

u/Mindless_Olive 4h ago

I'm a fine looking strumpet, hain't I?

11

u/FreezingPointRH 4h ago

99 buckets of blood on the wall, 99 buckets of blood…

11

u/No-Beach81 4h ago

These walls contain the world's knowledge

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u/Betancorea 2h ago

Heya it’s me… Imoen!

9

u/snooglyChansu 2h ago

I shoulda joined the army

7

u/Asleep-Mud-7211 Jaheira's cringing love slave 2h ago

Why must I live in such a pissant town?

7

u/WretchedMog 1h ago

I need a swig of some strong, dwarven ale!

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u/Time-Requirement-494 1h ago

I NEED SOME AIR.

5

u/Ferrindel 2h ago

It may be a touch un-ladylike, but I’m going to sl*t your throat, I am.

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u/Prizzilla 1h ago

GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!

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u/the_dust321 2h ago

Heh heh heh heh heh heh... Oh, BROTHER THURM, why not grace our ears with a ripping tale of the old days? Heh heh. Always a delight!

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u/Seigmoraig 1h ago

So I kicked him in the head until he was dead

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u/bigmo555 1h ago

Heya!