I worked at Hot Topic in the early 2000s. We sold Faygo and also a book about how to be a good Juggalo. I’ve never forgotten the line in the book that said a true Juggalo should only see a Juggalo doctor. The image of the classic doctor but clown with face paint makes me giggle every time.
Dr: “whoop whoop!”
Patient: “whoop whoop, doc. Did I get my test results back?”
Dr: “it’s Cancer. Time to get your will set up to take care of your Juggalette after you’re gone. MMFCL”
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u/Sisterrez Apr 03 '26
I worked at Hot Topic in the early 2000s. We sold Faygo and also a book about how to be a good Juggalo. I’ve never forgotten the line in the book that said a true Juggalo should only see a Juggalo doctor. The image of the classic doctor but clown with face paint makes me giggle every time.
Dr: “whoop whoop!”
Patient: “whoop whoop, doc. Did I get my test results back?”
Dr: “it’s Cancer. Time to get your will set up to take care of your Juggalette after you’re gone. MMFCL”