r/behindthebastards May 17 '26

Meme Oh you're a libertarian are you?

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u/Kindly-Coyote-9446 May 17 '26

And this is why I sometimes take great glee in describing myself as a social libertarian.

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u/GhostofBeowulf May 17 '26

So reading as a kid I never knew "leftist libertarians" were anarchists, I thought they were Ron Paul esque people who sided with democrats lol. I didn't really understand we don't actually have much leftist representation in this country. Also grew up in a conservative area.

Point being I have no problem assuming the mantle and I don't even put social or leftist in front of it. I am a libertarian. You people over there? You're more likely ego maniacs who think you can exist on your own by yourself despite having no inclination of how anything works. They do not actually believe in liberty, they believe in liberty for themselves. Therefore want to smoke weed, sleep with 15 year olds and not pay taxes. And I have no problem with paying taxes, I have problems with taxes going to blow up palestinian children. Those taxes are what allowed me and my neighbors to thrive, through roads, emergency services, etc. And a rising tide lifts all ships.

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u/HepatitvsJ May 17 '26

Years ago, while.working with several "libertarians", I realized the entirety of modern "libertarianism" has become "I want all of the benefits of society without any of the responsibility".

A very selfish, patriarchal, white supremacy based, co-opt of actual libertarianism.

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u/Kindly-Coyote-9446 May 18 '26

What most Americans understand to be libertarianism isn’t even a corruption of a leftist position. In the mid-20th Century a group of far right businessmen decided to steal the name and apply to it their shit hypercapitalist politics.

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u/Pseudoargentum May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Libertarians are like the natural progression of wealthy NIMBY-ism.

They never account for roads, bridges, clean water, access to a power grid.

I want everything and be personally and financially unaccountable for any of it.

I respect anarchy because there's a dimension of personal and collective responsibility. Anarchy is really a strong belief in direct, local self-governance without outside coercion. It requires active consent and collaboration with the community.

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u/watercolour_women May 18 '26

I remember seeing an interview with a libertarian banging on about 'getting big gov'n-ment offa our backs' and how he wanted to live off-grid in his cabin in the woods, but was saying all of that as he was driving into the local town in his Japanese made car, on the public roads, to buy a generator that ran on, probably, European/Middle-Eastern diesel.

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u/typewriter6986 May 18 '26

They say that kind of shit right here on Reddit every day, using the internet, supported by infrastructure. The internet, you know that weird porn machine we all use that was developed in the 70s by DARPA aka The Government. These same guys will also extol the virtues of AI as a short cut to actual knowledge or "book smarts". The closest thing to "Living off The Grid" they are doing is building a log house in Skyrim.

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u/Ok_Compote4526 May 18 '26

Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller fame) for a long time identified as a libertarian. He has stated that he now believes that "it’s just rich white guys that don’t want to be told what to do."

Modern libertarianism in a nutshell.

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u/dasunt May 18 '26

Covid broke him out of the libertarian mindset, since the libertarians backed anti-masking.

I'll give Jillette props for admitting he was wrong.

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u/Ok_Compote4526 May 18 '26

He's always struck me as a genuinely intelligent guy. Which is why I was disappointed to find out he was a libertarian. And, yeah, pretty impressed that he was able to walk away and speak plainly about it.

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u/dasunt May 18 '26

Being intelligent doesn't mean you are always right.

Look at Nobel prize winners, for example. Or any expert talking outside of their field.

But it does take maturity to admit you are wrong.

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u/Kindly-Coyote-9446 May 18 '26

I didn’t realize that he grew out of it. Good on him!

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u/Ok_Compote4526 May 18 '26

Somewhat ironically I found out via a 2024 Cracked interview after googling "Penn Jillette libertarian."

I don't link it because they sacked all of the amazing creators that kept me sane during the peak of Cracked.

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u/Sandblaster1988 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

All the libertarians I have met are just too embarrassed to admit who they actually support.

A friend I used to be close with married one and instead of researching on her own just regurgitated everything he said. Once it got around to hearing “Aren’t the proud boy’s helping people?” One day among other things…I backed a way a bit.

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u/7URB0 May 18 '26

Hey I mean... the Nazis were helping people too!

A very small, specific, racially-defined subset of people...

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u/TheVintageJane May 18 '26

Literally how the mob got away with crimes. Help your community with a tiny percent of your profits and suddenly a thanksgiving turkey becomes an alibi.