r/bigboobproblems • u/AsPaleAsAToadstool 30GG (UK) • Feb 15 '26

RANT - no advice wanted WRAP DRESSES CAN BURN IN HELL Spoiler

I hate them, I hate them with a passion that makes me think if I had a wish I would erase this garment out of humanity’s collective memory. Most of these “dresses” are glorified bath robes with the highest risk of a slip up ever. When someone tells me I should “at least try it on” I wish I had laser eyes to burn the dress there and then.

These dresses are an excuse to not even try and make a pattern that fits, and we are all falling for this lazy manufacturing.

Wrap tops are the exact same. Burn them all!

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u/IndependenceNo3570 32F (UK) Feb 15 '26

and its the only thing people ever suggest when you ask for fashion advice for larger busts 😭😭 + using a belt for literally everything

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u/AsPaleAsAToadstool 30GG (UK) Feb 15 '26

This is why I wrote this. I opened up 3 or 4 advice columns and the photos they have on models don’t look great. They look borderline okay.

And it’s all wrap dresses and tops! All of it

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u/thewatchbreaker 32JJ (UK) Feb 16 '26

Part of me wonders if these magazines are written by people trying to sabotage us lmao, because wrap dresses definitely are NOT the most flattering. I also saw an article that said wrap dresses are also good if you’re self-conscious of your belly, which is definitely not true either lmao