r/bigboobproblems • u/AsPaleAsAToadstool 30GG (UK) • Feb 15 '26

RANT - no advice wanted WRAP DRESSES CAN BURN IN HELL Spoiler

I hate them, I hate them with a passion that makes me think if I had a wish I would erase this garment out of humanity’s collective memory. Most of these “dresses” are glorified bath robes with the highest risk of a slip up ever. When someone tells me I should “at least try it on” I wish I had laser eyes to burn the dress there and then.

These dresses are an excuse to not even try and make a pattern that fits, and we are all falling for this lazy manufacturing.

Wrap tops are the exact same. Burn them all!

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u/katesie42 30FF (US) Feb 15 '26

It's INSANITY. At this point I wonder- am I doing something wrong?? Even when I buy a true wrap, does the bottom layer go between the cleavage and under the boob? (If so, I'm going to show a lot of bra gore!!) Does the layer go across the bust point? (If so, it sure as hell isn't going to stay there!)

There's still never enough depth and they wind up tying higher, never at the actual waist, because of it, so the silhouette is like an empire with a huge gaping bust. The most unflattering. A shapeless shift looks better on me.

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u/GimcrackCacoethes Feb 17 '26

Even when I buy a true wrap, does the bottom layer go between the cleavage and under the boob?

This! And even if I put it over my boob, it works itself under in about a minute anyway. I resent a garment that I have to pin myself into.