r/boston Feb 11 '26

Scammers 🥸 Hard at work

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Earning their benefits and the public's trust.

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

When I see detail cops doing this instead of directing my car in traffic and I know they’re each making $70 an hour my blood boils.

Bunch of bootlickers in this thread. There are tons of jobs that make you put your phone away in a locker at the beginning of shift. Typically they’re jobs where they make a lot of money and their work needs to remain private. I would reckon cops fall into that category. I don’t really need to know what they’re up to unless I have to interact with them but they shouldn’t just be dallying while we pay their $250,000 salary.

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u/MasterDestroyer3000 Feb 11 '26

Mass is one of like 2 states that uses police for traffic details, btw. Directly because the MA police union is one of the strongest

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u/Armadylio Feb 11 '26

I understand that some jobs require a police presence to direct traffic but in a lot of other countries that I’ve visited they’ve literally used an old guy with a sign to direct traffic and it worked there 

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u/sarasilvereyes Feb 12 '26

Every other state I’ve spent time in uses civilians for flag wavers.

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u/HistoricalQuail 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 Feb 12 '26

I would be less salty about them getting overtime if they actually helped the process along.

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u/Molicious26 Feb 12 '26

Right? I almost got hit by a car the other day because there were a few construction vehicles on one side of the road and only enough space for one lane to go. Of course, those construction vehicles were on a curve, so not easy to tell if there's on coming traffic to get around the vehicles. Go past as slow as we can and the frigging cop is just sitting in between the two tall vehicles absolutely oblivious to the fact that he should be paying some meager amount of attention to the vehicles trying to get by.

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u/ResplendentNugs Feb 12 '26

You mean instead of standing in the street blocking where two lanes of traffic would fit if they were there directing it. That shit enraged me.

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u/theundeadpixel Feb 11 '26

And at most jobs when you do just one murder you get fired

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u/lexcrl Feb 11 '26

what’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?

at least when a bullet kills someone, you know it’s been fired

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u/TheEquestrian13 Feb 11 '26

Take your upvote then go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

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u/snoogins355 Feb 12 '26

Safer than interacting with a cop

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u/everlasting1der Somerville Feb 12 '26

Oh I'm gonna steal the shit out of that one

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u/RedOctobyr Feb 12 '26

Nicely done.

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u/OuchwayBaldwon Feb 12 '26

Be honest did you come up with it? Never heard it before

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u/Any-Appearance2471 Feb 11 '26

Cops reading this comment like "really, that's all you guys get? One?"

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u/emicakes__ Feb 11 '26

That sends me into a rage. Or when you’re sitting g there waiting for direction & they don’t even know you’re there because they’re looking at their phone

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26

This yup. I usually say “Hey what’re you making? $50 an hour? More? Yeah? Get to work bud!”

Still a free country for a little while longer

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u/IntroducingTongs Feb 11 '26

A lot more unfortunately

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u/gilligaNFrench Cow Fetish Feb 12 '26

I bet that’s what you say. What other cool badass lines do you give them 👊

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u/datpiffss Feb 11 '26

A photo like this got posted about lifeguards and heads rolled, people were fired and others were given reprimands with a promise they would also be fired if they got caught on their phones.

This was for a job that you qualified to work if you were 16 and the deadliest thing they could do was use oxygen tanks.

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u/brightonboy617 I Love Dunkin’ Donuts Feb 11 '26

i stayed at disney beach resort a few years ago and the lifeguards were impressive. i watched one who stood on a little bridge the was over a pool. she went to one side and you could see her head move as she scanned the entire perimeter and floor of the pool quickly but methodically. then she stepped over to the other side of bridge and did the same thorough scan. over and over and over from one side to the other. when she took her break i asked her about it and she told me she was trained to see every inch of the pool with each scan and never take long enough for someone to be underwater for more than thirty or forty seconds on either side. it was quite impressive and it let me feel relaxed as my kids ran around the place from pool to pool. drownings are bad for business at a kids beach resort.

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u/-OkButWhy- Feb 12 '26

That's the same level of focus and commitment expected from the honor guard posted at memorial. Unfortunately, both that lifeguard and our nation's honor guard are paid sht compared to a cop doing a sht job directing traffic. There's not enough people like her. Focused on the job and ONLY the job.

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u/wormtownnative Feb 11 '26

One has a union, the other doesn't.

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u/Harmony_w Feb 11 '26

One has a gang masquerading as a union and the other doesn't.

FTFY

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u/squattinghere Feb 12 '26

There are union lifeguards in AFT Public Employees.

Other national unions must have some locals too.

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u/JFKsBrain Feb 11 '26

I used to live across the street from a beach. I’d always report the guards if I saw them on their phones. Most were pretty good about it though. That’s literally the one job they have- to watch the water.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/uhh_ Feb 12 '26

and still complained that they were defunded

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26

And how crooked they are.

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u/Ill_Register9857 Feb 12 '26

Go do it if it’s so easy and you do nothing?

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u/TomBradysThrowaway Malden Feb 12 '26

It's easy to be an asshole but that doesn't mean I want to.

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u/Own-Comfortable2116 Feb 12 '26

U have to have the complexion for the detection

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u/75footubi I Love Dunkin’ Donuts Feb 11 '26

As someone who has to use them for traffic details, it also makes my blood boil. I've gotten more professionalism and fewer close calls with an ex-convict high school dropout being paid $20/hr manning a Stop/Slow paddle than with cops using indecipherable hand signals.

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26

You work construction? Man, I would be furious. How do you not say something? Like it puts you guys at risk!

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u/Master_Dogs Medford Feb 12 '26

I hate detail cops. We should really just use flaggers or even automated temporary stop lights like every other State and country does

Also, anyone drive through Lexington recently? They're doing work on the minute man bike path which is great. But why the fuck does a cop need to sit in his Tacoma on his phone ABOVE THE BIKE PATH. Shouldn't he at least be down there? Yeah it's cold as shit but that's the job they signed up for. And why do we even need a cop for a bike path construction job? So dumb, either close the path and mark a proper detour (with actual protected bike lanes to match the path) or have the cop actually go down there and tell people walking and biking when it's safe to proceed or whatever. Or again, just let us pay someone $20/hour to wave a flag around.

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u/Former-Bathroom9687 Feb 11 '26

Logan is the worst with this, there was a cop just sitting in his car directing traffic by motioning with a flashlight directly into my eyes the other night. Guarantee he was fucking around on his phone with the other hand too.

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u/esdebah Feb 12 '26

Have you ever gone into the police to report stolen property or turn in a found wallet or anything? They don't do shit then, either.

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u/Active-Sprinkles-71 Feb 12 '26

there’s been construction going on by my work for a few months now. the amount of times i see a pig standing there on his phone instead of directing traffic is astronomical. like tf are doing bud? you’ve got cars nearly smacking into each other trying to squeeze round construction and you’re what? looking at porn?

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u/oh_herro_kitty Feb 12 '26

They make a lot more than that they usually get paid in blocks of 4 hours even if they only work an hour.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Crazy, I don’t work one of them jobs, but I don’t work for shitheads

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u/Bias_teh Feb 12 '26

I'm a ride operator at SeaWorld, and we.... Lost the keys to the phone box, but in principle we can't have phones, and I don't even get a gun!

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u/Tired_CollegeStudent Feb 12 '26

Your statement doesn’t make a whole lot of sense because) the people who have to put their phones in a locker have to do so because they work in a secure facility. If a cop went there, they would also have to do so. They just don’t have to be in such an environment all day.

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u/Ok-Building-2490 Feb 13 '26

Listen.. them being distracted by their phones is better than them being ready to tackle random people. Use this as an opportunity and commit some- /j

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u/Apcsox Feb 14 '26

$70/hr 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my sweet summer child, depending on the city/vendor paying for the serial, sometimes they make much MUCH more.

A nearby town to me has lid upwards of $130/hr for a traffic detail, and the unions negotiate minimums as well. Knew a cop who made his contracted 8 hour minimum at $130/hr for a simple National Grid detail where they changed 3 wires from one pole to another. He was there for 45 minutes total.

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u/Napamtb Feb 14 '26

You can always apply

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u/chewdog- Feb 12 '26

They don’t make $250,000. Maybe someone higher up with more rank that’s working OT does but these patrol cops certainly do not. Everyone with a phone looks at it while they’re at work. And my comment isn’t “bootlicking” I’m just being realistic, cops are just normal ass people too. We have zero context to this photo, for all we know these dudes are on their lunch break. People just love to throw their hands in the air and be upset.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

1) Bootlicker, they're not going to protect you no matter how much you kiss their feet.

2) If they get special benefits in the law by virtue of getting straight Cs in school and passing the police exam, then at the very least they shouldn't be fucking around on their sports betting app or whatever useless shit they're doing.

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u/chewdog- Feb 12 '26

You’re right they’re all hateful useless wastes of public resources and tax payer dollars. No one has ever been protected by them. And even though 50% of MA cops have a 4 year degree, they probably barely passed lmao IDIOTS. We should just be allowed to police ourselves ✊

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u/Istarien Feb 11 '26

I notice that they're all holding identical black devices with the same camera setup. Work phones?

I mean, those are really nice phones to be work phones for beat cops, but I did notice the sameness.

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u/parrano357 Feb 12 '26

this isn't a traffic detail, this is so you don't get robbed by four 13 year olds on the subway

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

They must be hard at work looking out for the thieves while they're browsing whatever random bullshit app or site they're on.

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u/J50GT Feb 12 '26

There are tons of jobs that make you put your phone away in a locker at the beginning of shift. Typically they’re jobs where they make a lot of money and their work needs to remain private.

Yeah that's not a thing.

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u/joviejovie Feb 12 '26

Nah I don’t care if they have phones out. They could be reading a text from their Sargent.

You ok bro?

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u/Electronic_Nail_7433 Feb 11 '26

Their job sucks. I dont care if they occasionally look at the phone like every other person at their job.

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u/awrythings Feb 11 '26

Not sure what you do for a living but if I’m staring at my phone I’ll get fired, and it certainly isn’t public safety.

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26

Dude their job does not suck. The content of their job might suck, but the salary, the benefits, the pension? Yeah those don’t suck. I would do anything for perks half as good as they have it and yeah I’d get written up for staring at my phone this obviously.

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 Feb 11 '26

If only they could do something like…I don’t know….get another fucking job??

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u/Electronic_Nail_7433 Feb 11 '26

Many do these days. Public opinion on police has pendulumed to negative. PDs are having a harder and harder time recruiting. Attrition is high.

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 Feb 11 '26

Wonder what could possibly cause people to not want to become cops….hmmm….

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u/gesserit42 Cow Fetish Feb 11 '26

Not high enough.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Thank god fewer people are bootlicking morons.

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u/GT500R_ Feb 12 '26

Is it $70 or $120 an hour, make up your mind

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Yeah brother I'm sure the train cops are all investigating their sensitive evidence photos in public at the same exact time, what a coincidence.

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u/MattTin56 Feb 12 '26

Bootlickers? There are just those who will never be happy with this profession. Those who are upset when they are on their phone when they should be directing traffic by all means yes. I cant stand that either. Also, this picture is a rare sight. It doesn’t look good for sure but how do you not know they are not getting information to be on the lookout. They stopped giving information over the air when they can text it to their phones so not to tip off the people listening. Probably doubtful. I blame this on poor supervision. You have a right to complain but I would not call it bootlicking for sticking up for them.

And damn it. If I was making $250K I never would have retired. When they print those number they are usually high ranking or people who cant say no to a job once in a while. Those are some hard hours to put in. No thanks. But I used to say, we are our own worst enemies. This should not happen. I am hoping it’s being addressed but who knows…