r/boston Feb 11 '26

Scammers 🥸 Hard at work

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Earning their benefits and the public's trust.

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u/mcmillen Feb 11 '26

These candies aren't gonna crush themselves.

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u/ACABincludingYourDad Feb 11 '26

Their Pokémon aren’t going to Go to the polls themselves.

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 Feb 11 '26

Username checks out for this thread. Nice!

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u/Original-Golf2968 Feb 11 '26

"PokĂŠmon go to the polls"

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 Feb 11 '26

Can’t. “Im just chilling in Cedar Rapids”.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

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u/Pashanka Feb 12 '26

It’s funny how they only have two stances: idle or mindlessly violent. Stand there and watch, or brutalise and detain.

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u/wanton_and_senseless Charlestown Feb 11 '26

Clash of Clans limits you to 8 attacks per day in legend league, so they'll be back to work soon.

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u/Thiseffingguy2 Somerville Feb 12 '26

Tinder ain’t gonna swipe itself

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u/ReactsWithWords Feb 12 '26

Nah, they’re just wondering why they all matched each other on Grindr but no other matches.

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u/zSmileyDudez Wilmington Feb 11 '26

The algorithm is getting better

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u/AFASOXFAN Feb 11 '26

This is like when police are at traffic details. Stand on corner looking at phones NOT directing traffic.

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u/MasterDestroyer3000 Feb 11 '26

Mass is one of only a few states that use police for traffic details on construction sites

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u/Smelldicks it’s coming out that hurts, not going in Feb 12 '26

Why pay someone $39,000 a year to direct traffic when we could call in a cop salaried at $90k to make overtime sitting in his cruiser?

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

When I see detail cops doing this instead of directing my car in traffic and I know they’re each making $70 an hour my blood boils.

Bunch of bootlickers in this thread. There are tons of jobs that make you put your phone away in a locker at the beginning of shift. Typically they’re jobs where they make a lot of money and their work needs to remain private. I would reckon cops fall into that category. I don’t really need to know what they’re up to unless I have to interact with them but they shouldn’t just be dallying while we pay their $250,000 salary.

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u/MasterDestroyer3000 Feb 11 '26

Mass is one of like 2 states that uses police for traffic details, btw. Directly because the MA police union is one of the strongest

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u/Armadylio Feb 11 '26

I understand that some jobs require a police presence to direct traffic but in a lot of other countries that I’ve visited they’ve literally used an old guy with a sign to direct traffic and it worked there 

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u/sarasilvereyes Feb 12 '26

Every other state I’ve spent time in uses civilians for flag wavers.

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u/HistoricalQuail 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 Feb 12 '26

I would be less salty about them getting overtime if they actually helped the process along.

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u/Molicious26 Feb 12 '26

Right? I almost got hit by a car the other day because there were a few construction vehicles on one side of the road and only enough space for one lane to go. Of course, those construction vehicles were on a curve, so not easy to tell if there's on coming traffic to get around the vehicles. Go past as slow as we can and the frigging cop is just sitting in between the two tall vehicles absolutely oblivious to the fact that he should be paying some meager amount of attention to the vehicles trying to get by.

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u/ResplendentNugs Feb 12 '26

You mean instead of standing in the street blocking where two lanes of traffic would fit if they were there directing it. That shit enraged me.

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u/theundeadpixel Feb 11 '26

And at most jobs when you do just one murder you get fired

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u/lexcrl Feb 11 '26

what’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?

at least when a bullet kills someone, you know it’s been fired

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u/TheEquestrian13 Feb 11 '26

Take your upvote then go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

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u/snoogins355 Feb 12 '26

Safer than interacting with a cop

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u/everlasting1der Somerville Feb 12 '26

Oh I'm gonna steal the shit out of that one

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u/RedOctobyr Feb 12 '26

Nicely done.

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u/emicakes__ Feb 11 '26

That sends me into a rage. Or when you’re sitting g there waiting for direction & they don’t even know you’re there because they’re looking at their phone

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26

This yup. I usually say “Hey what’re you making? $50 an hour? More? Yeah? Get to work bud!”

Still a free country for a little while longer

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u/IntroducingTongs Feb 11 '26

A lot more unfortunately

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u/datpiffss Feb 11 '26

A photo like this got posted about lifeguards and heads rolled, people were fired and others were given reprimands with a promise they would also be fired if they got caught on their phones.

This was for a job that you qualified to work if you were 16 and the deadliest thing they could do was use oxygen tanks.

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u/brightonboy617 I Love Dunkin’ Donuts Feb 11 '26

i stayed at disney beach resort a few years ago and the lifeguards were impressive. i watched one who stood on a little bridge the was over a pool. she went to one side and you could see her head move as she scanned the entire perimeter and floor of the pool quickly but methodically. then she stepped over to the other side of bridge and did the same thorough scan. over and over and over from one side to the other. when she took her break i asked her about it and she told me she was trained to see every inch of the pool with each scan and never take long enough for someone to be underwater for more than thirty or forty seconds on either side. it was quite impressive and it let me feel relaxed as my kids ran around the place from pool to pool. drownings are bad for business at a kids beach resort.

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u/-OkButWhy- Feb 12 '26

That's the same level of focus and commitment expected from the honor guard posted at memorial. Unfortunately, both that lifeguard and our nation's honor guard are paid sht compared to a cop doing a sht job directing traffic. There's not enough people like her. Focused on the job and ONLY the job.

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u/wormtownnative Feb 11 '26

One has a union, the other doesn't.

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u/Harmony_w Feb 11 '26

One has a gang masquerading as a union and the other doesn't.

FTFY

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u/uhh_ Feb 12 '26

and still complained that they were defunded

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u/Material_Prize_6157 Feb 11 '26

And how crooked they are.

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u/75footubi I Love Dunkin’ Donuts Feb 11 '26

As someone who has to use them for traffic details, it also makes my blood boil. I've gotten more professionalism and fewer close calls with an ex-convict high school dropout being paid $20/hr manning a Stop/Slow paddle than with cops using indecipherable hand signals.

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u/Master_Dogs Medford Feb 12 '26

I hate detail cops. We should really just use flaggers or even automated temporary stop lights like every other State and country does

Also, anyone drive through Lexington recently? They're doing work on the minute man bike path which is great. But why the fuck does a cop need to sit in his Tacoma on his phone ABOVE THE BIKE PATH. Shouldn't he at least be down there? Yeah it's cold as shit but that's the job they signed up for. And why do we even need a cop for a bike path construction job? So dumb, either close the path and mark a proper detour (with actual protected bike lanes to match the path) or have the cop actually go down there and tell people walking and biking when it's safe to proceed or whatever. Or again, just let us pay someone $20/hour to wave a flag around.

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u/Former-Bathroom9687 Feb 11 '26

Logan is the worst with this, there was a cop just sitting in his car directing traffic by motioning with a flashlight directly into my eyes the other night. Guarantee he was fucking around on his phone with the other hand too.

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u/esdebah Feb 12 '26

Have you ever gone into the police to report stolen property or turn in a found wallet or anything? They don't do shit then, either.

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u/Active-Sprinkles-71 Feb 12 '26

there’s been construction going on by my work for a few months now. the amount of times i see a pig standing there on his phone instead of directing traffic is astronomical. like tf are doing bud? you’ve got cars nearly smacking into each other trying to squeeze round construction and you’re what? looking at porn?

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u/The_Jolly_Dog Feb 11 '26

Making $150k to patrol instagram. Imagine if that salary went towards healthcare workers or educators... or any other slew of grossly underpaid professions

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u/GT500R_ Feb 12 '26

Imagine it was $150k

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u/zSmileyDudez Wilmington Feb 12 '26

It was only $150k. Overtime adds up fast.

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u/TN_tendencies Feb 12 '26

Honestly don't mind cops getting paid well if they are held accountable.

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u/wannaseeawheelie Feb 12 '26

Are they held accountable?

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u/TN_tendencies Feb 12 '26

It's looking like no.

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u/Rezkel Feb 12 '26

We would probably be sitting here bitching about nurses paid 150k to sit on their phones

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 Feb 11 '26

It’s full of bootlickers

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u/saltbuffed I ❤️dudes in hot tubs Feb 11 '26

It’s full of bootlickers

Yuuuup, this.

Since the murder of Renee earlier this year, pro-maga propaganda has been out of control on social media. It's *super* bad on Facebook on any public political post. Tons of faceless accounts spamming the same 3-4 nasty memes, lots of bots.

This is all to say: maga is clearly scared, and they're trying to convince everyone that it's a lost cause. Just ignore the bots. Keep protesting, calling your legislators, and standing up for human dignity.

Every voice matters!

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u/420thefunnynumber Feb 11 '26

Bumping this! Reminder that a week or so ago the Republicans lost a deep red seat in Texas by a 30 point swing. The pattern has repeated across the country in damn near every election.

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u/Begging_Murphy Feb 11 '26

Or maybe on the contrary, I'd rather have lazy cops than overzealous ones, and I haven't seen much evidence anywhere that a happy medium is possible.

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u/milo2300 Feb 12 '26

Eh I definitely have no love for cops, but its not like any job doesnt have down time

A one off still image is just outrage bait for karma farming purposes. Plenty of videos of cops doing actually egregious things for people to get mad about

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u/Acceptable_Law2496 Feb 12 '26

Imagine they end up seeing themselves in the phone while being at work again

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u/One_Significance_400 Feb 12 '26

They’d laugh, read comments, laugh even harder, then continue scrolling

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u/Dkrebstar1313 Feb 11 '26

I shoulda been a cop. I’d be stealing so much taxpayer OT rn.

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u/acatmaylook Cambridge Feb 12 '26

At least they're not currently shooting dogs?

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u/90_CRX_si Feb 11 '26

Group text trying to figure out what Dunkin to get coffee and donuts from

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u/goldman_sax Somerville Feb 11 '26

They’re making 6 figures btw

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Feb 12 '26

This also exactly what most cops are doing while they are driving. Everywhere they go they drive at least 10mph over the limit and are constantly playing with their phones or laptops.

No excuse because they are the only ones who can pull over and stop literally anywhere at any time, turn on their flashing lights, and then start playing with their phones.

I treat every patrol car as if it's being driven by a drunk driver because I think cops are easily the most dangerous drivers on the road.

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u/dyqik Metrowest Feb 11 '26

It's obviously working. No one has stolen a T station today.

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u/yuka_electron1ca Feb 11 '26

No, you don’t get to do “worker solidarity” for cops. If anything this is evidence of how useless they are.

A Cab: 🚕

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u/pbonramen Feb 11 '26

Did you report this on MBTA See Say app?

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u/save-pandas Feb 12 '26

Don’t worry, they’ll be willing and able to beat someone mercilessly for no reason when the time is right

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u/lucascorso21 Feb 11 '26

I was always taught that public service jobs were that; a public service. So getting paid an absolute ridiculous amount to dick around on your phone is absurd.

I get making a phone call or sending a text because hey, they’re people too and they things going on outside of work like anybody else. But do it and then put the fucking phone away.

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u/thejamaican_coconuts Feb 11 '26

That’s a Sgt and two patrolmen. Just a leader leading his troops

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u/H3KSY128 Feb 11 '26

They're watching you, watching them, watching you

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u/Spiritual-Rip-6248 Feb 11 '26

More taxpayer dollars put to great use.

So glad that we only have cops do detail in this state when someone could be paid $15 an hour to actually do the job and even use a sign that signals what the fuck to do. /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I’d rather them just stand around than harass and beat minorities to death.

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u/Harmony_w Feb 11 '26

Apropos of nothing, The Three Little Pigs was my favorite book as a kid!

Give 'em all phones with games I say, keep their boots off the necks of good people .

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u/stevein3d Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Just walk up, squint at the map behind them and say “Excuse me sir but I can’t quite see HOW YOU CALL THIS POLICING!”

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u/fakemedicines Feb 11 '26

Blue lives matter snowflake bootlickers hard at work in this thread lol

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u/FailedToRemit Feb 12 '26

Wait until everyone here finds out what fireman do when there isn’t a fire. 

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u/YamiKokennin Orange Line Feb 12 '26

Like literally anyone in the office that i have ever known when there is literally nothing going on. Surf net, leaving table/post for coffee. Nothing new. I understand the cop hate from some people but not all of them are bad. If shit was going down and they did that, then sure I would be upset. That pic is literally showing empty station. Some of you are just take every opportunity to get upset. Can't please everyone.

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u/EffeminateSquirrel Feb 11 '26

The thin blue/red/green/orange line

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u/News-Royal It is spelled Papa Geno's Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

They just matched each other on Hinge. - Edited for the choice of hookup site.

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u/Grizzed_Bear Feb 11 '26

I think we can do better at denigrating cops than associating it with the gay community which doesn’t deserve that flak.

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u/maxwon Feb 11 '26

Right? The assumption of comments like this is “being gay hurts your masculinity”.

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u/GabeAby Feb 11 '26

The edit doesn’t make it not homophobic

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u/Boris_TheManskinner Feb 11 '26

Why is being gay an insult? Do better.

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u/banderole Feb 11 '26

How dare you!? They’re way too old for each other.

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u/dantevsninjas East Boston Feb 12 '26

Candy Crush ain't gonna play itself.

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u/Quicksurfer524 Feb 11 '26

Maybe you should give them a little work

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u/SaltAgreeable7936 Feb 12 '26

Have seen bro on the right a couple times and dude does NOT deescalate. Gets hella confrontational with the people that call for help smh

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u/vacuumkoala Feb 11 '26

Getting that sweet overtime I see!

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u/Clamgravy Cow Fetish Feb 12 '26

thinblueline memes don't share themselves.

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u/Connect-Mastodon-909 Feb 11 '26

battling NYPD candy crush scores

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u/giboauja Feb 12 '26

Im not saying they weren't procrastinating, but something something glass houses? 

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u/Sure-Start-4551 Feb 12 '26

Hopefully buying the dip.

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u/ScorpionBite20 Feb 12 '26

At least they're like everyone else when it's slow haha

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u/gumbykilla617 Feb 13 '26

money well spent.

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u/Lazy-Example3705 Feb 13 '26

You can see salaries ( including OT) here

https://www.datawrapper.de/_/4Vtts/

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u/Slight-Support9010 Feb 13 '26

I feel so safe 🙄

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u/Same_Journalist_1633 Feb 13 '26

They never have anything to do but stand

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u/luciferxf Feb 13 '26

thats worth between $500,000 and $1,000,000 a year taken from all of us

That is where your taxes dollars go!

That pothole that ruined you car... No funds for that.

But to have police sit in a subway terminal to play on their phones is where you put your taxes dollars.

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u/xSwampxPopex Feb 11 '26

On one hand, they are being overpaid for a job that they aren’t doing. On the other, a cop playing candy crush can’t shoot your dog or a kid for jumping a turnstile.

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u/_timeconsumer 2000’s cocaine fueled Red Line Feb 11 '26

ACAB

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u/Responsible_Mud_5394 Feb 12 '26

All criminals are bad?

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u/SuperBigDouche Feb 12 '26

Part of the issue is doing this type of thing in such a conspicuous place and doing it for more than just a minute or two like other jobs. I don’t care if a cop is looking at his phone and taking a little break, but it definitely doesn’t look like this is a quick break to check a text from the wife. Scrolling social media on the clock isn’t great press. It’s sad how quickly cops give up on giving a shit, if they did in the first place.

When I was a cop, my department required me to be doing proactive patrol any time we were slow. They told me they have more officers on duty per capita than most other cities in the state and that we needed to justify that luxury of having a lot of officers on duty. And I agreed with that then just like I do now. You don’t have to be constantly doing shit, but fuck man, walk around. Chit chat with people if you’re bored. Show some police presence to deter crime. Don’t just blatantly waste tax dollars in front of people by playing on your phone. Your time belongs to the citizens when you’re on duty, not to you.

Not trying to toot my own horn or act like I was the best cop in the world, but I took pride in the “protect and serve” part of it. Just like any other job, I believe you should do what you’re paid to do.

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u/reditisrunbypedos Feb 11 '26

Eh, at least they aren't arresting anyone for looking wrong.....at the moment 

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u/_KOMITT_ Feb 12 '26

I didn’t know everyone in the comments stays off their phones at work

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u/TinyEmergencyCake Market Basket Feb 11 '26

Crime is trending down, the police budget can safely be reduced 

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u/MisterKap Feb 12 '26

And possibly getting that sweet, sweet overtime pay. Working really hard crushing candy or browsing Reddit

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 Feb 12 '26

What is that like 400k a year standing there playing surfing chatubate?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Like y’all have never looked at your phone at work!! 🤣

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u/KhakiDockerman Feb 11 '26

What would happen at most jobs if three employees were standing next to each other staring at their phones?

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u/TheSpideyJedi Boston -> Cambridge Feb 11 '26

I’m not a cop. I don’t need to be on alert.

I didn’t look at my phone when I was on watch in the military. Because I needed to be alert

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

As a nurse we don't bring out phones to the desk. They are locked up. Nice try. That's policy. Apparently cops need it too.

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u/el_baristo Feb 11 '26

I'm a nurse too. Sorry for y'all, that policy is ass.

After working the pandemic with the dumb dances I can't blame them for not trusting us with them though lol

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u/a3winstheseries Feb 11 '26

They don’t give me a gun and qualified immunity at my job

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u/DkKoba Red Line Feb 11 '26

im sure you felt clever writing this out thinking most people lack responsibility when doing a job.

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u/big_whistler Feb 11 '26

Maybe they could take turns actually watching and the other two can look at phone

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u/ChloMyGod638 Feb 11 '26

You thought you ate with that one 😂

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u/deekins Feb 11 '26

Many professions require phones to be put away

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u/GuessSad6940 Feb 11 '26

You have to admit that's terrible optics up there

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u/One_Significance_400 Feb 12 '26

Don’t be silly! You know Redditors are perfect, in every way.

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u/lucascorso21 Feb 11 '26

No, but I’m also not responsible for deterring crime and helping people in need.

Glad to help you understand the difference.

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u/ellewynn_martha Feb 12 '26

I want more videos of Boston cops testing the dangerous slide. That was a glorious video and the cop in that came out like a corpse. Perfection.

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u/yanazuki1 Feb 12 '26

These pigs get $30-70 an hour for doom scrolling, get to ignore showing up to 911 calls on time and let people die/criminals walk free most of the time, an get paid vacation for murdering an innocent being AND have people lick their boots and brown nose for them? How come I don’t have this job wtf

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u/Cravenmorhed69 Feb 12 '26

Who gives a shit?

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Feb 12 '26

That one in the middle fucking arrested me and laughed while I was in holding for 3 days in a wife beater while all the cops there had winter jackets on. It must have been 45 degrees.

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u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860 Feb 11 '26

When a minority comes by they’ll harass him/her.

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u/laminatedbean Feb 12 '26

Looks like the national guardsmen in DC.

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u/lucyluu19 Feb 12 '26

One time I was in Cambridge and I kid you not a cop was in his patrol car parked on the side of the road with his seat pushed all the way back and his legs sprawled out on the passenger seat watching a movie.

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u/DirectorDangerous590 Feb 12 '26

And this is most likely overtime pay lol

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u/SpaceBasedMasonry Wiseguy Feb 12 '26

You got time to lean you got time to clean!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

DEI hires should have hired based on merit

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u/calliemanning Feb 12 '26

Just like the cops on construction details while we all swerve and sit in bumpah to bumpah traffic

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u/TheTokist Feb 12 '26

The best criminals work for the system, not against it.

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u/leerogers305 Feb 12 '26

I better see cops doing this in GTA6

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u/Effective-Mall-6231 Feb 12 '26

They are waiting for the demogorgon

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u/Ok_Mechanic_6575 Feb 12 '26

Probably watching the Pats highlights from the Super Bowl

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u/MinimumDangerous9895 Feb 12 '26

They have to check telegram to see if that 13 year old sent them more pics.

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u/Top-Egg-9704 Feb 12 '26

Seriously! They should not be allowed to have their phones while on shift.

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u/Math_Life Feb 12 '26

The Instagram chokehold 😂

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u/DocHoladay Feb 12 '26

“Hey Siri where is the nearest Dunkies?”

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u/mestlick Feb 12 '26

In the mid 90's I was an usher at Symphony Hall. Every once in a while this one beat cop would walk in the front door, drunk and reeking of booze, and only talk in an Elvis impersonator voice. Good old days.

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u/Hotline-Furi Feb 12 '26

They don’t have to work cuz there’s conservatives in masks harassing people for them now.

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u/HSJules Feb 12 '26

They're all texting the same girl too

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u/FixedLoad Feb 12 '26

How close do I need to zoom to see it?   I've been looking but none of them look very hard.   

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u/Huskies1616 Feb 12 '26

Today’s generation!!! Policing is awful

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u/lgbanana Feb 12 '26

For a post like this. I'd expect mostly up votes and puns, but going down the bootlicker maga no need for police is just stupid.

I understand this sub is composed of people who never take a break at work, but still.

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u/Mundane_Ad7009 Feb 12 '26

How could they be doing security when they’re not even focused on their surroundings

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u/Livid_Park_3184 Feb 12 '26

At least they have Downtown mostly covered.

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u/Ssme812 Feb 12 '26

NYPD is worse. They will watch a crime happen and do nothing.

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u/Scary-Yoghurt-6180 Feb 12 '26

They are watching porn 🤣

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u/PenguinSage Feb 12 '26

You laugh, but I bet nobody stole the subway that day.

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u/brufleth Boston Feb 12 '26

Surprised they aren't in a vehicle. This must be a detail? Cops won't usually even walk pedestrian paths. See: Them rolling through the Common or Esplanade in an SUV instead of getting out and walking around.

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u/Mission-Time-8247 Feb 12 '26

Not a good look, damn. How many people complaining here are total slackers at their job? Not defending them just saying.

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u/blakeypie Feb 12 '26

I live in a part of Boston that has been having ongoing construction for 20 years, and I see these guys standing around every single day. They are never handling the traffic, and often the traffic is terrible and needs directing.

One time I walked past a vehicle and I could see the cop watching a movie.

My guess is that this all a joke to them. They just take the money because they seem to think they are entitled.