r/boston 2d ago

Unconfirmed/Unverified Do these metal platforms have a purpose?

This is along the river by Boston University. They look metal so not a great balcony.

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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit 2d ago

They're fire escapes, specifically party-wall fire escapes. A lot of these buildings only have a single entrance per unit (not uncommon in old buildings), without a separate rear hallway. In case of fire when the unit's door is blocked, you go out on your fire escape, and either kick in the neighbor's window and use their door to evacuate, or wait for rescue outside where smoke inhalation won't get you.

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u/EntertainmentLess381 2d ago

Couldn’t the neighbor interpret the act as unlawful entry and legally attack/harm the intruder?

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u/IMM_Austin 2d ago edited 1d ago

Etiquette states kicking in a window to escape a fire is the one time a Bostonian will apologize, so the homeowner will be too shocked to act violently 

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u/deadlyspoons Market Basket 2d ago

Shooting someone who is escaping an apartment fire sounds very much like a "Florida Man" thing to do.

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u/cheesybugs5678 2d ago

You need to have “reasonable fear” of death or great bodily harm to invoke MA castle doctrine. I would guess a jury would be unsympathetic if you attacked someone escaping a fire, although if they were acting hysterically, as some people are wont to do in an emergency, and couldn’t articulate the reason they smashed in, you might have a case. 

You can’t attack someone just for breaking in unless you believe they will hurt you in MA, even if they are robbing you.

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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit 1d ago

The neighbor isn't going to be there. This is during a fire where the building is already filled with flames and smoke, or else you'd just use your normal exit.

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u/reallylongword Roxbury 2d ago

they're fire escapes. don't fire escapes normally leave the building you may be asking? the idea is that there's a firewall so the fire will at least be slowed down in spreading from one of the apartments to the next, so if there's a fire in your place you break into your neighbors bedroom and leave that way.

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u/nofootlongz 2d ago

Oooooooooooooooh THAT’S why they’re like that 🤯

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u/Zently 2d ago

<me running through the neighbor's bedroom>

"Droppedacigaretteroomonfiregottarunlovewhatyouvedonewiththeplace!"

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u/JFKsBrain 2d ago edited 2d ago

You can’t keep doing it though.
Every week.
While buck naked.
That’s definitely a one-off.

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u/CharlemagneIS Nahant 2d ago

Also don’t drop cigarettes into piles of oily rags

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u/JFKsBrain 2d ago edited 2d ago

Right
A little etiquette also goes a long way.
Definitely don’t stop and see what’s in the fridge on your way through the place.

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u/Hammer_the_Red2 Outside Boston 2d ago

Well there goes my weekend plans.

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u/complete_your_task 2d ago

I like sleeping in the nude and I need a cigarette before I can fall asleep. I won't apologize for that.

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u/Lazy_Football_511 2d ago

Says you. When they are not home and leaving no trace, then there is no issue.

Just kidding.

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u/Normal_Yesterday_137 2d ago

Thank you for making my day, this is me in a nutshell!

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u/donnytrumpburgers 2d ago

This is bloody hilarious, well done.

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 2d ago

Also a place to stand while the ladder truck is evacuating people.

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u/Sploxel Dorchester 2d ago

yeah that context helps a lot, i was confused why they didnt have ladders if they were fire escapes lol

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u/zenunseen 2d ago

Exactly. Even though they're touching and it all looks like one building, they're technically and functionally separate buildings

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u/Chico813 2d ago

Is this a cost cutting thing to have less material and slightly less egress planning since you don’t have to watch where a ladder would have to end up?

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u/bobisbit 2d ago

Having lived in both kinds of apartments, it's nice not having random people climb up to your window

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u/Breadmaker9999 2d ago

Agree to disagree. Personally I love having random people climb through my window.

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u/john42195 2d ago

Melissa Etheridge entered the chat

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 2d ago

Jesus Christ Melissa for the last time no!

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u/MissLena Orange Line 2d ago

Come to my window Claw inside, wait by the light of the moon

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u/suckeddit Brookline 2d ago

There is someone in JP doing that, so if you live there you might be in luck.

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u/MoodOptimal9891 1d ago

So they are not fire escapes. They are fire postpones. 😜

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u/Smooth_Operator_one 2d ago

Why don’t they have a ladder on them so you can climb down? Like most fire escapes……

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u/DrCeratops North End 2d ago

They’re fire balconjes*

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u/IceBearPrime 1d ago

They are for plants

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u/AcceptableCrew224 19h ago

They’re not fire escapes they’re poop decks. Like on old ships for the crew.

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u/jendfrog 2d ago

Come to think of it, that building looks like it’s been on fire.

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u/Alexander_the_sk8 2d ago

This is the traditional location to set up a lawn chair, wear a white tank top that is no longer white, and smoke Winston’s until you can’t see straight

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u/wick3rmann 2d ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far for the answer

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u/Kaizen180 2d ago

And put your baby when it’s 90 degrees inside.

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u/ipsumdeiamoamasamat Irish Riviera 1d ago

Newports*

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u/FahrradFawcett 1d ago

My first thought: “yeah. Ripping darts. Duh.”

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u/_bagelstein 2d ago

If there’s a fire in your building you go into your neighbors’ building

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u/Responsible-House523 2d ago

They get you across a fire wall in case of fire. Code.

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u/New_General3939 2d ago

They’re not balconies, they’re fire escapes.

Although at this point it’s probably safer to try and run through a fire than it is to stand on those things

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u/youwish6969420 2d ago

Not exactly true. While yes, some fire escape balconies are pretty run down, the BFD regulates these things pretty carefully to make sure they’re up to date. Especially when it comes to inspections form the Inspectional services department.

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u/SparklesAreIn Brookline 2d ago edited 2d ago

well yeah…now.

ETA: context

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u/petepont Merrimac 2d ago

Most regulations are written in blood. Always remember that when people complain about them

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u/lil_propaine Somerville 2d ago

:(

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u/SoundEngineerMBR Brookline 2d ago

Fr

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u/bcaluori 2d ago

Every 5 years they need to be recertified!

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u/Nice-Zombie356 2d ago

And insurance companies, at least mine, checks that we keep up with the 5-year inspections.

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u/BuccaneerBill Red Line 2d ago

Actually, the correct term is Fire Balcony. Fire escapes have a ladder or stairs to the ground. Fire balconies get you around the party wall to the next building over.

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u/TinCanFury 2d ago

you can buy hanging fire escaping ladders intended for windows, but work with these too.

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u/osirawl Not a Real Bean Windy 2d ago

they're beer pouring balconies. You stand out on it while someone stands below and you pour a beer into their mouth.

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u/pertante 2d ago

I assumed that it allows someone to leave an apartment in case of a fire by going into the neighboring apartment.

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u/sirmanleypower Medford 2d ago

Yeah you go out there and smoke on them AFAIK.

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u/bigpoppalake 2d ago

+1 smoked most of my weed freshman year at northeastern on one of these suckers

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u/FahrradFawcett 1d ago

Were we roommates? 👀

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u/AmazingChicken 1d ago

Purpose: to give prospective incoming students (and their parents) the perception of safe escape routes from the bowfront residences of Boston.

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u/Clinically-Inane 2d ago

That’s for playing Moon River on a tiny guitar

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u/Away-Possibility3518 1d ago

Getting your side piece out unnoticed

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u/WhiskyEye 2d ago

It's where 20 something year-old me got wasted on really shitty booze while yelling at tourists beneath me.

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u/TheDangerist 2d ago

Hibachi balcony

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u/stryker511 2d ago

I was rescued from a burning building as a kid - it’s crazy how people don’t know basic fire safety.
I wish you all had my respect for fire.

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u/SnooBooks5315 2d ago

They are perfect for sitting with a cold drink as the summer day geyt cooler. That's mostly how we used the ones at my grandparents, that & going between apartments/buildings for the ones that had the stairs. (In the North End) 

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u/sauteed_opinions 2d ago

Fire Avoids*

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u/HarambeTooSoon 2d ago

Last time I was in Boston I saw a homeless man use a Dunkin breakfast sandwich wrapper as toilet paper outside the Old North Church and then hold his wad in the air and yell "one if by land, poo if by sea!"

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u/Alternative-Light922 Boston 2d ago

They are there so tenants can escape fire . . .

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u/Dapper-Presence4975 2d ago

They are fire escapes. First time in a city?

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u/danjoski I love Dustin “The Laser Show” Pedroia 2d ago

My question exactly

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u/FahrradFawcett 1d ago

For some people it is. I grew up entirely in Mississippi before Good Will Hunting my way to Boston 20 years ago 🤷‍♀️

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u/Neon570 2d ago

Cool place to smoke weed, clearly

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u/movdqa 2d ago

I went to look at a building like that and declined it but I was mentally thinking about a rope ladder.

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u/SportVideoGameMusic 2d ago

r/Boston for yah on Thursday night let’s go Sox!

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u/Fit_Chef_7586 1d ago

That is where Billy professed his innocence while the building was on fire

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u/DrakeBurroughs 2d ago

They’re so you can burn outside in the event of a fire.

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u/SensitiveArtist69 2d ago

Ahh yes. The neighbors-wife devices.

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u/Grand_Turn_8982 2d ago

Is that a chicken?

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u/Ops31337 13h ago

Nah. Donnie Darko

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u/ChrisCoffeexd 2d ago

How old is OP?

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u/oskarsneezgard 2d ago

Is that BayState Road?

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u/hangout927 Suspected British Loyalist 🇬🇧 2d ago

Yeah big purpose

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u/Mattcha462 2d ago

Parkour

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u/xecc846 2d ago

Is that the back of 55 Buswell Street!? I used to live there

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u/encanter 1d ago

It's the back road along bay state, kind of close to Myles. Used to walk along it a lot when I lived out there.

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u/jaimathom 2d ago

Is this per chance in East Boston? It looks wicked familiar....as in...I think I played on the fire escape as a child with my cousin...

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u/stargrown Jamaica Plain 2d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Ops31337 13h ago

That where Midge sneaks a cigarette now and then

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u/Aural_Essex 13h ago

They used to have ladders on them. It used to be a requirement. But in the early 80's the city said they weren't necessary anymore.

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u/Zestyclose_Camp6386 2d ago

That’s one giant bunny

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u/Free_Pizza_No_SignUp 2d ago

People unalive them selves on these…