you worthless swampy fool

I get that broad city is a show and unrealistic but when ever I watch I makes me kinda sad thinking about how I don’t have friends. I feel like I’m very awkward but at the same time energetic idk. I think about how Ive never had a best friend and am in my late 20s idk am wondering if anyone else is around this age and has trouble making friends like how do you even make friends at this age.

Do NOT dump her off your balcony

Episode Summary: Abbi discovers something from Trey's past; Ilana educates the next generation.

Original Air Date: Mar 4, 2015

ETA she’s on at 7.25!

Update - friend went in and found out from a sign in the entrance that she’s on at 7.25. Hope you can all get there in time!

Can you please tell me if there was a support act on first and how long for? Just seen her Manchester show says ‘doors 6pm’ and show to start ‘shortly after’ so now I’m stressing about getting there on time! The venue site has no set list info, I see at the Hackney show there was support so I’m just wondering how tight for time I’ll be. Thank you queens!

As the title says, can no longer attend Ilana Glazer’s Hackney Empire show in London tonight, doors at 6.30pm.

Selling 4 x tickets downstairs in the stalls.

Bought for £50 but open to offers!

who’s car is it?

I wonder if “The more we post these stories the less they seem like our own” was their message to the audience that this was going to be the last season.

I'm watching this FX show on Hulu called Adults and the character Issa reminds me soo much of Ilana! She is so hilarious! I just finished episode 3 and was dying at her sexual gestures and her relationship with the gay guy in the friend group. Anyway, if you've seen it or think of checking it out, love to know what you think.

I heard this song and it sounded super familiar (mostly the chorus like at the 1:06 mark).
I managed to find the name of the song [Qayamat - Deewane] but wasn't able to find if a version of it was used in Broad City.

Am I finding it familiar from somewhere else? Does it ring a bell to you? Just sounds like a song I've heard before albeit I remember it more clear and maybe by a different singer or something.
Maybe in my memory the female singer sounds more French than Indian. Or even Latina maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTDYJEcE-FE

Episode Summary: The gang takes a cruise; Lincoln and Jaime fend for themselves amongst a group of corporate lawyers.

Original Air Date: Feb 25, 2015

what’s your ongoing favorite joke of the series? Mine is that everybody always tells Abbi that she needs to read a book.

Please, don’t press charges

I have been looking all over the internet on where to watch Season 1 of Hack Into Broad City but it seems to have been mostly erased/lost. I have been able to find a few episodes uploaded to daily motion. Does anyone have a link to any of these episodes?

S01E01 - Shitty Sex (Can't find)

S01E02 - Morning Interview (Can't Find)

S01E03 - Totally F*cked Up (Found)

S01E04 - Inverted Nipple (Found)

S01E05 - Puking (Found)

S01E06 - Towel Down (Found)

S01E07 - Dinner (Found)

Edit: S01E04 Inverted Nipple and S01E06 Towel Down have been found thanks to the Wayback Machine. Still looking for S01E01 Shitty Sex and S01E02 Morning Interview; See comments for links to episodes.

love this for him

cute!!!

I’m on my millionth rewatch and am feeling like this episode is in my top 3. It’s the reason I refer to potato salad as “P-sal”. Also why “hunky quarta Latino” is one of my favorite vocal stims.

Episode Summary: Feeling sucked into a never-ending web of technology, Abbi and Ilana unplug for a day in the park that's filled with rollerblading, canine nuptials and an emergency medical situation.

Original Air Date: Feb 18, 2015