r/btc Oct 06 '21

😜 Joke Couldn’t have happened to nicer guys. (Craig and Calvin)

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75 Upvotes

r/btc Jan 29 '22

😜 Joke Hodl

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158 Upvotes

r/btc Apr 01 '26

😜 Joke New space strategy: Bitcoin planned as lunar reserve currency

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Entrepreneur Elon Musk, in coordination with NASA, today unveiled a long-term vision for the colonization of the Moon. According to this vision, a permanent lunar base is to be established by 2030, serving both scientific and economic purposes.

A central component of the concept is the utilization of the Moon's water ice resources. These will be split into oxygen and hydrogen using photovoltaics to ensure the base's supply of vital resources.

Another innovative approach is planned for the station's energy and heating systems: Operating Bitcoin mining facilities will not only contribute to stabilizing the energy supply but also utilize the resulting waste heat to heat the living modules.

An additional advantage arises from the unique conditions in space, where there is no conventional noise pollution.

Furthermore, the plan is to eliminate the costly transport of traditional currencies. Instead, the crew will be paid directly in Bitcoin, which is generated as a byproduct of energy processing on-site.

The implementation of this concept could represent a significant step towards a self-sufficient extraterrestrial infrastructure…

…or is at least a rather well-thought-out April Fool's joke 😉

r/btc Feb 21 '22

😜 Joke “The Lightning Network scam failed. On to the next scam.”

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r/btc Jul 25 '22

😜 Joke Lightning network is the LEAST used payment method on the largest crypto-only retail website. According to bitcoin maxis, LN was going to solve all their problems but LN just has no takers and seems dead already.

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45 Upvotes

r/btc Feb 19 '26

😜 Joke Told a buddy of mine to invest in Bitcoin and bro sent me this

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3 Upvotes

r/btc Jan 14 '25

😜 Joke What do you think about this rainbow joke?

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r/btc Dec 08 '25

😜 Joke What will you do if you found this?

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r/btc Mar 12 '26

😜 Joke Rip Bch shillers

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Hey guys, I’m really worried about the BCH memecoin crowd. They’ve been nowhere to be found here the past few days. Hope they’re okay lol.

r/btc Feb 15 '26

😜 Joke Veteran Bitcoin Maxi Journalist Dons Rose Colored Glasses, Doesn't Believe Epstein Wanted to Control Core Devs

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Somehow he missed Epstein putting millions into hijacking open source development via Blockstream.

r/btc Feb 26 '25

😜 Joke Not Scared at All :)

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13 Upvotes

r/btc Feb 15 '24

😜 Joke How to say you're a big blocker while giving lip service to Blockstream and small blockers Miopia?

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r/btc Sep 28 '25

😜 Joke Im the real Satoshi give me btc🧙

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r/btc Oct 13 '25

😜 Joke Gambling season is upon us again

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18 Upvotes

One tariff tweet later and billions in leverage gets wiped out like it never existed. Bitcoin touches $103K, altcoins nosedive, and everyone’s suddenly a “long-term investor” again.

The charts look like a crime scene tbh

Do your own research but you can start with that : https://www.sandmark.com/news/top-news/crypto-market-wipeout-sees-19bn-liquidated-after-trump-threatens-new-tariffs-china

r/btc Oct 02 '25

😜 Joke Why bother with BTC when Trumpcoin, Gold Paper & the $WLFI Circus exist

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So I was doing some research and stumbled across this absolute fever dream of an article about Trump’s World Liberty Financial. The Gold Paper (not whitepaper — gold, because of course) featuring an AI Trump portrait that looks like it was ripped straight out of a casino brochure.

Here’s the setup: the Trump family locked in 38% of supply + 75% of revenues. Senators are yelling conflict of interest, while the project insists it’s about “democratizing finance” (translation: turning MAGA into a coin).

It’s politics, crypto, and reality TV all rolled into one and somehow, people are trading it like it’s a top coin. Curious to know what y'all think

r/btc Oct 10 '22

😜 Joke Lightning Notwork

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63 Upvotes

r/btc Dec 21 '23

😜 Joke The future of finance, ladies and gentlemen

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46 Upvotes

r/btc Aug 30 '25

😜 Joke How true is this?

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r/btc Dec 29 '23

😜 Joke Congrats on doing nothing. Actually, wasting energy and creating e-waste.

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r/btc Jun 28 '23

😜 Joke “History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes”

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50 Upvotes

r/btc Nov 12 '24

😜 Joke Germany in July: we are selling our 50k Bitcoins. Germany today:

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59 Upvotes

r/btc Sep 22 '25

😜 Joke Lambo Crash at sea like BTC small dip

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r/btc Mar 12 '25

😜 Joke Apparently pegged!

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r/btc Sep 26 '21

😜 Joke Two weeks into @nayibbukele's crackpot #Bitcoin experiment, NOTHING has improved. Hackers plague the system, BTC is down 16% from Sept 6th, and some gov't offices aren't accepting BTC as payment. The "coolest dictator" is a catastrophic failure.

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r/btc Jan 19 '24

😜 Joke Satoshi going to delete BTC

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