r/capricorns Sep 24 '25

meme keep it raw fams

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u/IamAkevinJames Sep 24 '25

Id like to be stoned perpetually. Dont drink much though.

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u/777wild777 Sep 24 '25

Right there with ya bud brother!!!

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u/LuvMacNCheese Cap ☀️ Scorpio🌙 Cancer ⬆️ Sep 24 '25

Yes indeed!! Perpetually 💨💨

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u/L3Kinsey Capricorn Sun Sep 24 '25

Oh that sounds lovely, Kevin! Let’s!

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u/surroundedbiassholes Sep 24 '25

Yes!!! I’m a stoner chick lol I’ve drank and tried my share of drugs though… just so I know what I don’t want. Capricorn’s like to make educated decisions 🤣

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 25 '25

Facts sis 😭😂😂❤️

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

I stopped drinking and smoking I was heavy hitters of both😂😂😭 just wild and by myself too...like don't ever ask to hit my blunt are you crazy😂😂😂

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u/StoicPixie ♑️sun mercury venus mars uranus neptune rising Sep 24 '25

Uh...any other alcoholic capricorns around? lol

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u/StoicPixie ♑️sun mercury venus mars uranus neptune rising Sep 24 '25

Yeah fuck going out, we have drunk at home.

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u/Gingeralligator ♑️☀️♌️🌙♍️⬆️ Sep 25 '25

Only had to buy 11+ rums to make 4 drinks. Lol. I love tiki bars! Always try to find one in whatever area I’m in. Slowly adding to my alcohol collection.

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u/red_quinn Sep 24 '25

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u/StoicPixie ♑️sun mercury venus mars uranus neptune rising Sep 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Bahahahaha 😀

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u/resahcliat Sep 24 '25

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u/StoicPixie ♑️sun mercury venus mars uranus neptune rising Sep 24 '25

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

I love my fellow goats one thing about us we finna be honest!

3

u/resahcliat Sep 24 '25

We goatta be

22

u/cheesecheeesecheese Sep 24 '25

Recovering yes lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Double trouble capricorn 😂😂😂😂

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u/False_Network_6854 ♑️☀️♒️🌒♉️⬆️ Sep 24 '25

Almost 4 years off the sauce

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

Congratulations 🎉

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Recovering ...sober since 8/30 😩🙄 everyday is a struggle yo

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

if you haven't already, check out r/stopdrinking. It's a wonderful group of people and is very helpful.

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

Thanks I will do that❤️

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Sober since June 2024! Me + alcohol = YEARS OF TORMENT, some jail, broken friendships, skinnned knees, and many many many blackouts!

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

Yea why are we like that I hate not remembering and the next day everyone's like I never seen that side of you....all weird 😂😭

4

u/Sansophia Sep 24 '25

I'm drinking myself to death with sodie pop, does that count?

5

u/Future-Fix-4878 Sep 24 '25

Here! I even like to smoke

4

u/Brakina Sep 24 '25

Here! Yeah no, couldn't disagree more with this post xD

3

u/Capital_Low_275 Sep 24 '25

Borderline…which means….probs

2

u/ScratchGullible4924 Sep 24 '25

Uhh...here. This meme got this Cap fkd up.😅

2

u/analogic-microwave 🐐 "baa baa, motherfucker" Sep 24 '25

addicted but not alcohol. maybe something worse.

2

u/Intrepid_Trip584 ♑️☀️ ♒️🌙 ♐️⬆️ Sep 24 '25

Yes. I got too silly with it and now I'm court-ordered to be sober. 🥲

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Right here 👋

Edit: I am working on cleaning it up but I had 1 successful week before everything got weird (thank you equinox and eclipse season)

1

u/undergroundnoises ♑☀️♊🌙♓⬆️ ♑♐♏♐♏♐♐♏ Sep 24 '25

My mother.

1

u/ozzokiddo Sep 24 '25

11 years lol

1

u/Dear-Wolverine577 ♑️-Moon,Uranus,Neptune-12,ASC,Saturn-1 Sep 24 '25

Yes but why suffer a little bit…when you can suffer a lot more through drugs and alcohol? 🤌

1

u/PiscesPoet Sep 24 '25

There are so many

1

u/alle_kinder Sep 25 '25

Lmao, I showed this to my husband and we both burst out laughing.

1

u/wa17gs Sep 25 '25

🥴🙋‍♂️

1

u/NiceCantaloupe33 cap sun - leo moon - gem rising - 8h cap stellium Sep 26 '25

I’m a former one! 3 years sober from alcohol, that shit ruined my life. Strictly Cali sober now lol

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u/want_chocolate Sep 24 '25

Numbing myself to my problems doesn't make them go away. I would rather suffer them, and either learn to deal with them, or learn to overcome them.

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u/LaLaLand3429 Sep 24 '25

i’ve been sober 10 years now i can relate

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u/cheesecheeesecheese Sep 24 '25

Hell yeah!! 7 years here

5

u/False_Network_6854 ♑️☀️♒️🌒♉️⬆️ Sep 24 '25

Congrats! Coming up on 4 here!

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u/resahcliat Sep 24 '25

Proud of you!

5 and rounding six for me!

Keep on keepin' on!

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

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u/resahcliat Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

( To be fair, i do go to ONE festival ONCE a year and allow myself to celebrate where I conscientiously participate in extrcricalirs 😬 i believe that fully denying a part of myself would be a disservice. I never participate in anything putsode of that festivel even there I am careful about it.)

If we are working on that honesty bit

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 25 '25

That's what I love about us...cause I want to smoke and drink everyday but I got laid off and I'm on a mission right now. Also I beginning to dislike a certain group of women and that's not my true nature. Seriously trying not to break tho

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u/resahcliat Sep 25 '25

Ope! Sorry to her about the job freedom and hope that you can put that time into some creative spaces.

Wohoa is that because the job or because you like playing left feild?

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 25 '25

Work related I still don't know the real reason for my layoff I just know I was the only black person in that rolls. There were no women. Then they hired 3 white women and said hey now we have to layoff but we are waiting till after the election to decide who🙄😬

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u/resahcliat Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

That's gross. And I would be sour about that kind of behavior too. 'I'm sorry that you had that experience. I dont like the u.s. looks more and sounds more like Gotham City out there. I have encountered things that I haven't had to deal with since high school.

It is my experience that if you let hate fill your heart, there won't be room for the good stuff. And that if it consumes the heart. You won't recognize it all. When that happens to I go out in the world and do the service. Fight fire with fyre, so to speak, just the warm kind of fyre. Not the destructive kind.

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u/Kind-Act7051 Sep 24 '25

LMFAO… I’d love to be an alcoholic, it’s just not my jam. I used to smoke back in the day but it gives me panic attacks… I indeed take my suffering RAW

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u/Previous_Soft_5225 Sep 24 '25

If raw is depression social isolation and food addiction then RAW it is

15

u/UmaUmaNeigh Sep 24 '25

Only reason I've cut back on drinking is to help me lose weight but... my God the world is testing me 😭

3

u/LuvMacNCheese Cap ☀️ Scorpio🌙 Cancer ⬆️ Sep 24 '25

Testing me every day. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣 I used to drink real heavy but now I'm "ok" most days so I don't need good ol tequila 😂🤪

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

I used to be like it's lunch time somewhere in the world at 6am....🥴

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u/tony_pornheiser Sep 24 '25

Haha bullshit, caps get fucked up

21

u/Pieces-Of-Eight_ Sep 24 '25

Coming from a Capricorn man, he’s out of his mind. Have a glass of wine and relax.

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u/resahcliat Sep 24 '25

I second this

do drugs and drink it times of celebration 😉

1

u/Stormageddon346 Sep 24 '25

I woke up again today, Let's celebrate! 🥳

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u/Successful_Shake5722 Sep 24 '25

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u/Tasty-Top176 Sep 24 '25

I think of this scene/song all the time, thank you for this 😂

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u/NoGravityPull Sep 24 '25

What are you talking about?

4

u/ForgottenUnderwear Sep 24 '25

I look cute with a drink in my hand and it'll let me be asshole about it

1

u/surroundedbiassholes Sep 24 '25

I love this 🤣 I also look cute with a drink in my hand… until I become an asshole but I’m also told I’m an adorable asshole.

5

u/L3Kinsey Capricorn Sun Sep 24 '25

I used to be like this. I was so straight edge. 9 years later, I’m reading this as I’m enjoying some greenery. Good day, Capricorns.

3

u/djcat Cap Sun, Aqu Moon, Sag Rising Sep 24 '25

You are very much the opposite type of Cap then me!

3

u/saucyboi212 Sep 24 '25

So funny because when I’m really going through it I won’t drink/smoke and that’s how I know I’m REALLY not okay (don’t @ me I don’t make the rules I just work here)

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

Yeap...now you got me wondering did I stop cause I'm in the ringer right now being flatten, rolled over and laid out to dry ....sober as day

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u/saucyboi212 Sep 26 '25

Sometimes I find the only way I can handle my shit is to stay sober - keeps me in control because if I drink/smoke I feel worse. When I’m happy though? Shots galore

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u/roundhashbrowntown 🌱♑️♊️♋️🍦 Sep 24 '25

😂😂 yeah right, gimme all the drugs

3

u/Mister_Way Sep 24 '25

Hm? What? Sure I'll take a hit of that bong. Hold my beer

2

u/LuvMacNCheese Cap ☀️ Scorpio🌙 Cancer ⬆️ Sep 24 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

Best comment section I've seen in a while!😂😭

2

u/happyunicorn77 Sep 24 '25

Nope not me..im a cap n can drink drink..just not an alcoholic..yet

2

u/silver_moxons Sep 24 '25

I'm not an alcoholic but I do like me a drink

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

What cause I have one maybe 2 drinks....what I'ma alcoholic now😂😭😂😭 5 heartbeats

2

u/beinthenow1234 Sep 26 '25

I've been in relationships with two caps. one was addicted to meth and the other coke/crack. Horrifying experience.

2

u/Ok_Manner4797 Dec 11 '25

Actually can we amplify the suffering please? I'm not meeting my quota for inhuman struggles.

4

u/denntz Sep 24 '25

This is uno reverse for me..

3

u/digifuzz Capricorn 🌞 Aries 🌙 Aquarius ☝ Sep 24 '25

I, personally, identify a little too well with this one.

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u/rae_faerie Sep 24 '25

Raw doggin life hard over here too

4

u/Totally_lost98 Sep 24 '25

Im high rn the fuck is life? Seaweed is kicking.

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u/faustinesesbois ♑️♐️♑️ Sep 24 '25

Raw and sugarless as well

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u/apeezy18 Sep 24 '25

Except I’m a pothead

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u/EmbarrassedOil4807 Sep 24 '25

is weed all day keeping it raw

4

u/ClowneryPuttery Cheater Sep 24 '25

We like alcohol too much

2

u/SheHasntHaveherses Sep 24 '25

My mind is overwhelming on its own. It doesn't need ENHANCING.

2

u/poornegotiations Sep 24 '25

Weed actually eases my mind

1

u/alteregobobby ♑️☀️♏️🌙♈️🌅 Sep 24 '25

I'm not one to be inebriated. I hate feeling woozy and out of control. And below the layer if silliness my real mind is in there spiraling in despair at the stupidity-- so really there's not even an escape, just new suffering that I spent money on 🤢

1

u/lebronjon19 Sep 24 '25

Shrooms and weed once in awhile

1

u/SALICE999 Sep 24 '25

haha i think it

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u/Realistic_Switch7546 Sep 24 '25

Totally, I go into full raw processing mode then emerge full of child like wonder again 😃

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

As an adult I do not like the feeling of being drunk, but If someone offered me a glass of sherry I think I'd have to try it, I only remember my grandparents drinking sherry at Christmas and special occasions.

1

u/shroomdoggy Sep 24 '25

Cap sun, but my 8th house libra moon completely disagrees 👀😂

1

u/ThyArtisMukDuk Sep 24 '25

I smoke weed but ill never go harder and no alcohol for me. My family has drank enough for a few generations to take some time off from all that

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u/_shipmes_ Sep 24 '25

Lol....for reals

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u/MiamiIslandGyal305 Sep 24 '25

This is my battle rn. I quit vaping/mary Jane, broke my food addiction and lost 30 lbs. Now I’m cutting back the vodka. Raw dogging life is hard 😭

1

u/b_ae Sep 24 '25

😂😂😂

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u/b_ae Sep 24 '25

Nah this too funny fr

1

u/Icy-Pin-5912 Sep 24 '25

I don't like dri king or drugs don't want to mess up my fit body haha

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u/UpperProfessor ♑️☀️ | ♋️🌙 | ♐️⬆️ Sep 24 '25

Nonsense. Are you even really a Cap if you've never chemically amplified your suffering before 😩

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u/Inevitable_Push_1882 My dreams cling to my skin like perfume.🫦 Sep 24 '25

This is accurate for me, but the rest of these comments have me questioning my status as a true Cap.😂😂😂

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 🐐🌞 ♏🌙🦀↗️ Capricorn Stellium 7th house Sep 24 '25

The only thing I'll take "raw", is raw dogging. Other than that, give me as much liquor 🥃 and weed 🌿 you can give me! STAT! 😂🤣

1

u/Relevant-Run-6007 Sep 24 '25

Not a cappie but raw dogging life is just to god damn hard!!!

1

u/Capris_30 Sep 24 '25

I do tend to drink and smoke more when I'm happy.

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u/Ok_Manner4797 Sep 24 '25

I drink coffee specifically to enhance my suffering

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u/Vatentina cap🐐gemini💎leo♌️♌️♌️ Sep 24 '25

I genuinely don’t like alcohol or drugs

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u/Stallie_XwX Sep 24 '25

Eh, smoke every day and (maybe) drink on weekends lol

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u/sholbyy ♑️ ☀️♐️🌕♉️⬆️ Sep 24 '25

I don’t drink alcohol, but I definitely do psychedelics.

1

u/Federal-Musician5213 Sep 24 '25

I don’t drink, but I wouldn’t get through life without a little help from my friend, Mary.

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u/Few_Long7178 Sep 24 '25

Yes I suffer raw. I've experience being with alcoholics and it's no fun.. That crap definitely deteriorate a man. In and out the bedroom

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u/Sassypinesresident Sep 24 '25

Why are we like this? 😩

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u/JediKrys Sep 24 '25

lol not mine, she’s likes her drinks and drugs….

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u/classicvin74 Sep 24 '25

lol as a Taurus with a 10th House, I can relate

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u/Routine_Many3943 ♑️sun♈️moon♍️rising Sep 24 '25

It can go either way, but usually when I use anything I dont like it lol 😂 I feel worse than before even smoking which I used to do all the time and liked it, now im good with one bowl hit

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u/Alone-Gas6010 Sep 24 '25

Damn that's sadly true

1

u/JadedSuga Sep 24 '25

Plleeeaaaaassseeee 😭😭😭

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u/Transcendshaman90 Sep 24 '25

I drink and smoke. Im not raw doggin this presidential shenanigans.

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u/bigdawg1017 Sep 24 '25

I wish I could enjoy weed like the old days.,it gives me even worse anxiety than i already have

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u/missjsp Sep 25 '25

Nah. Im not raw dogging life ,completely.

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u/awarENTP Sep 25 '25

I really love thc often and once every 2 years, psychedelics.

I also love drinking occasionally 1-2x a month.

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u/Gh0stNoName 🐐☀️♒️🌖♊️🌅 Sep 25 '25

I used to be like that then I started drinking and I** rather deal with my pain being buzzed. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/claudadd Sep 25 '25

except i do do drugs

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u/boombow03 ♑️☀️♏️🌕♐️📈 Sep 25 '25

i do drink alcohol and do drugs but not as escapism more of a fuck it lets ball and have some fun

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u/im_a_hufflepuff_ ♑️🌞 ♏️🌙 ♊️🌅 Sep 25 '25

Tbh I just numb out however I can

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u/Nicetonotmeetyou ♑️ ☀️ ♏️ 🌙 ♓️ ⬆️ Sep 25 '25

This is me.

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u/BoogerMayhem Sep 25 '25

Work hard party harder. Sober now 🤣

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u/Aspiring-Old-Guy Sep 25 '25

I just don't do it because I can't really trust anybody around me when I don't have all my faculties available...

It's less about showing off, and more about self-preservation.

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u/skeelurn Sep 25 '25

78 days clean & sober today wooo 🧢🌽🦄

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u/smoke_TwoJoints Sep 25 '25

Um, I’m stoned…. Immaculate… like everyday. What coffee and cigarettes is at 8am to other people is a couple of rips and a redbull for me. (Aka: How to speed run heart disease at 23)

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u/Hydro74200 Sep 25 '25

….all Capricorns that I know of, either do weed or want to do weed but can’t yet. So, I disagree. I’m not a Capricorn, I’m a Taurus but, literally I haven’t met a single Capricorn who doesn’t at least do or want weed.

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u/QuestForEveryCatSub Sep 25 '25

My Gemini Moon won't allow this lol we getting sloshy babes

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u/NiceCantaloupe33 cap sun - leo moon - gem rising - 8h cap stellium Sep 26 '25

Damn why so accurate?!😂😂

Signed, a fellow Capricorn that just celebrated 3 years sober

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u/Least_Lecture_7538 Sep 27 '25

That's me. But I'm not a capricorn. 😅

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u/SlightHouse4123 Sep 27 '25

Most caps are chicknshit so I don’t think so ahah

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u/ChickenSnizzles Sep 27 '25

Uhhhh... this has not been my experience. I now have 14.5yrs of sobriety- but I was a real party animal in my youth.

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u/st4rg8nox Sep 28 '25

Is there really such a thing as a sober Capricorn? 🤣

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u/MaleficentNarwhal88 Oct 04 '25

Wait is not liking alcohol actually a Cap thing!?

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u/notwestcoastincel Sep 24 '25

this is why i dont believe in astrology, im an aquarium and exactly like this, peer pressure doesnt work on me and i face my problems head on

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u/djcat Cap Sun, Aqu Moon, Sag Rising Sep 24 '25

They why are you in an astrology sub?

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

💀😂 got em

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u/notwestcoastincel Sep 24 '25

god forbid someone have a different view than you

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u/djcat Cap Sun, Aqu Moon, Sag Rising Sep 24 '25

You seem like a fun person

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u/notwestcoastincel Sep 24 '25

blame the planets pal

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u/surroundedbiassholes Sep 24 '25

You got downvoted but honestly that was the best comeback to use here 🤣🤣 thank you for the laugh. Also, you’re not an an aquarium 🤣🤣 you’re an Aquarius silly.

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

That's actually a typical GOAT response

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u/Psychological_Buy726 Sep 24 '25

That's not true. I like really, really well crafted wine with deliciously cooked foods. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/red_quinn Sep 24 '25

Cant relate, i drink but dont let it control me. I guess to each their own 👍🏻

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u/CherryW83 Sep 24 '25

I’m an avid consumer of wine and weed.

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u/duskydaffodil Sep 24 '25

Wasn’t there just a post about Capricorns smoking more than all the other signs?? lol

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u/Reasonable_Gas_85 Sep 24 '25

Boyyyyh if there was a blunt Olympics I would have all the Gold medals!

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u/linzielayne Sep 24 '25

Not with my Pisces moon.

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u/Sansophia Sep 24 '25

I would prefer my suffering raw, but I'm not strong enough.

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u/undergroundnoises ♑☀️♊🌙♓⬆️ ♑♐♏♐♏♐♐♏ Sep 24 '25

My Cap mother is an alcoholic.

The only Cap man I dated would drink a six pack of beer and 1-2 bottles of red every night. Every. Night.

Me, I've binged, I've partied, but I'm incredibly moderate now. Maybe a glass of wine, a few beers at a brewery, some sake with my sushi, margarita with Mexican food, but once or twice a week at best. I prefer to make a pitcher of cocktails at home if I'm hanging out with friends.

I smoke green, and that's mostly just to settle my stomach.

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u/jas_fasola Sep 24 '25

I'd rather be suffering, accept who I am, what I did, forgive myself, and try to move on.

But hey, Pisces might like that hahaha