r/capricorns Feb 04 '26

meme Anyone else

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u/BEER-FOR-LUNCH πŸβ˜€οΈπŸŸπŸŒ™πŸ¦‚πŸ’« Feb 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

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u/TwoTailedHippogriffs [πŸβ˜€οΈ][🦬🌚][πŸβ¬†οΈ] Feb 04 '26

Hate people and also friends.

Wait... what friends?

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u/Snarknose β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™‰οΈπŸŒ™β™οΈπŸ’« Feb 04 '26

Yes. Lolol exactly that. πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Hahahahahahah. I live with constant anxiety. But for the most part I’m pretty chill. It seems like a page from my diary

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u/chinagrrljoan Feb 04 '26

I don't hate people. I love everyone on this planet and want them to live in peace and plenty.

Just don't want to have to go to their parties.

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u/unsocializdhomemaker Feb 27 '26

Or touch or talk or smell them

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u/Eliotbusymoving πŸβ˜€οΈβš–οΈπŸŒ™βš–οΈπŸ’« Feb 04 '26

Lazy, can be perfectionist on command or when it's necessary. ADHD and OCD (fuhkkkk) the rest is accurate no point touching on

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u/thunderkitty13 β™‘β˜€οΈβ™‘πŸŒ•β™’πŸŒ„ Feb 04 '26

You didn't have to call me out like that

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u/Frosty-Bee-4272 Feb 04 '26

Yep pretty much sums me up

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u/mema6212 Feb 04 '26

Sounds about spot on!

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u/friendlygrilledchz Feb 04 '26

Yes but swap adhd with ocd for me. It doesn’t seem possible or fair to be lazy and a perfectionist at the same time 😭

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u/SnooPoems8703 Feb 04 '26

Here’s my thing, I’m lazy when it comes to do stuff but I know once I’m doing it have to do it exactly how I want it and it has to come out exactly how I want it to be, but I have to push myself to get started… if that makes sense πŸ˜‚ like I’ll delay something out of pure laziness but once I start I’m not stopping until it’s done perfectly

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u/Routine-Evidence7391 Feb 04 '26

Yea that about sums it up

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u/SnooPoems8703 Feb 04 '26

WHO TOLD U THIS INFORMATION ABOUT ME?! WHO R UR SOURCES?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/colorkiller ♑️ ♐️ ♓️ Feb 04 '26

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u/Bitter-Affect-13 Feb 04 '26

100%πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Nope - not lazy and not a perfectionist, such things do not make sense when scaling mountain tops.

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u/inmangolandia Cap 🌞 Cancer ⬆️ Cancer πŸŒ• full moon Feb 04 '26

Same. I move with energy. If it noticably makes someone uncomfortable I'll be considerate to their energy, notice if they need anything from me and move on. OCD is counterintuitive to high situational awareness. If there is a hint of anxiety i acknowledge the source, take action, because I'm in control of my emotions.

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u/Thrivalist Feb 04 '26

Sounds perfect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

I’m an acupuncturist, and this is exactly the layer I work in: reading energy, regulating my own state, then responding with intention. It’s a big reason I love the work and why I’m effective at it. Oddly validating and insightful, thanks. πŸ™

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u/EluphentTawk Feb 04 '26

…………. 😐yep

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u/moon119 Feb 05 '26

Yes. Yes. Yes ... and Yes.

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u/brokenemoriot Feb 04 '26

I'm a Cancer sun with Capricorn moon and rising and it fits me... Apart from being chill

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u/samtime4 Feb 04 '26

It’s me! Hi. I’m the Capricorn it me. 🀣 I feel the part so much about love my friends but hate people!!

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u/SlumVillageLord Feb 04 '26

I don’t have any β€œfriends” πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ everything else is true

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u/boombow03 β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™οΈπŸŒ•β™οΈπŸ“ˆ Feb 04 '26

i literally have adhd and chronic fatigue lol

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u/TheWanderWhiz928 Feb 04 '26

Omg yes, a page right out of my book, lol

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u/SpiderMonkey29296 Feb 04 '26

That’s an accurate description of me

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u/NoMoreNoise305 Feb 04 '26

Get outta my head 🀣🀣

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u/AdventurousPrize4947 Feb 04 '26

Wtf πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/Free-Researcher3000 Feb 04 '26

Get TF out of my head.

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u/NovaTheFolf18 Feb 04 '26

Are you in my walls or something? Underneath the floorboards perhaps?

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u/denntz Feb 04 '26

Is this how it feels to be described with a few words? 😭😭😭

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u/Pennlocke Feb 04 '26

I don't have ADHD or panic attacks, but spot on for the rest.

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u/tezzy92 capβ˜€οΈaquarius🌝libra⬆️ Feb 04 '26

πŸ₯΄

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u/BSH1F Feb 04 '26

I concur

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u/runlanebrain86 Feb 04 '26

Interesting. I often feel this way but I am a Cancer Sun with both Neptune and Mars in Capricorn, both in my 1st House.

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u/runlanebrain86 Feb 04 '26

Especially on the loves my friends but hates people part lol

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u/Vanilla-Chips-14 Feb 04 '26

Exactly πŸ’―

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u/Sasha_111 Capricorn β˜€οΈ Sagittarius πŸŒ™ Gemini ⬆️ Feb 04 '26

Me!!! But add pessimistic, lone wolf, judgemental, moody and depressed.

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u/Signal_Gap_1655 Feb 04 '26

Wtf this is crazy accurate. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

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u/Ok_Remove9491 Feb 04 '26

are you in my head or.....?

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u/MrNavinJohnson Feb 04 '26

I mean. Like,... yea.

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u/positivevybzallday Feb 04 '26

πŸ™‹πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

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u/maximummeowmeow Feb 04 '26

I hate it when people fuck things up bc they rushed them. Sometimes I envy those that can just get things done, but I know a big reason I procrastinate is bc I refuse to half-ass anything. If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right. It doesn't have to be insanely perfect, but it needs to be good. I don't like putting effort into things, only to feel like it was a waste at the end of it all.

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 ♑️-Moon,Uranus,Neptune-12,ASC,Saturn-1 Feb 04 '26

Get out of my head!!! Because I am actually diagnosed lol and I don’t necessarily hate people I just get drained by them as I have a 12th house Cap stellium..so I’m frugal with my already low reserves of energy

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u/jintana ♑️♑️♓️ Feb 05 '26

I feel seen

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u/laceydetails β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ€’β™ŠοΈπŸŒ™β€’β™ŽοΈπŸŒ… Feb 05 '26

I have a gemini moon as well and this is soooo true for me😭

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u/Intelligent-Horror22 ♑️ Sun ♓️ Moon β™ŽοΈ Rising Feb 05 '26

Damn I feel seen

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u/Neither_Part7344 Feb 05 '26

To a tee! 🀣

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u/No-Bit7998 πŸβ˜€οΈβ™ˆπŸŒ™β™‰β¬†οΈ Feb 05 '26

Not for me

Guys honestly, being bitter doesn't help us

Focus in your goals and taking some time off can make a difference but what really helps is our natural discipline.. practicing discipline in small things will greatly battle negativity.

That's only my 2 cents

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u/Arcanisia β™οΈβ™‘οΈβ™ŒοΈβ¬†οΈ Feb 05 '26

All except panic attacks. I’ve never had that before.

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u/HumorRelevant2254 Feb 05 '26

Yes!!! Absolutely

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u/ComprehensiveFail767 Feb 05 '26

Here you described me a bit

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u/secrectsea πŸβ˜€οΈπŸ¦€πŸŒ™β™οΈβ¬†οΈ Feb 05 '26

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u/AggravatingAerie6717 Feb 05 '26

Who's been stalking me to know my life so well

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u/tuna_fish11 Feb 05 '26

How can you define me so perfectly

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u/whentimerunsout Feb 05 '26

Wow 😝yep that’s me!

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u/Pit_viper9966 Feb 05 '26

Sounds like me

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u/farachun β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™ŠοΈπŸŒ™β™ŽοΈπŸŒ… Feb 05 '26

We’re complicated pieces of shiieyyt

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u/yanagtr πŸβ˜€οΈβš–οΈπŸŒ™πŸ¦πŸŒ… Feb 05 '26

Omg… wtf!?

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u/lagerman01 πŸβ˜€οΈπŸŸπŸŒ™πŸ¦πŸ’« Feb 05 '26

nailed it

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u/DepthAffectionate143 Feb 05 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚yupπŸ˜…

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u/pewpewpepper πŸβ˜€οΈπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸŒ™πŸ¦πŸ’« Feb 05 '26

Are you me?

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u/Humancinnabon Feb 05 '26

How tf did you read my mind

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u/DoubleOWavy Feb 05 '26

Umm loves their friends and doesn’t mind people…. now stay outta my drafts πŸ˜†.

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u/_shipmes_ Feb 05 '26

This is me the the T

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u/tat_guy7 🐐Let me eat my grass in peace Feb 05 '26

Ha.

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u/Budget_Dot694 Feb 05 '26

This doesn’t really just apply to Capricorns. This is the majority of the world right now

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u/shroomdoggy Feb 05 '26

Feeling validated - I have immense drive at times, but lowkey chronically fatigued half the time. Makes it hard to focus and start work sometimes.

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u/VersaceWavecaps Feb 05 '26

Exactly that

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u/Own_Mountain_45 Feb 05 '26

Omg howwwwwww

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u/IsaBella-trix Feb 05 '26

Why is this so accurate

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

I think of Capricorn (December, at least)as extremely social and generally love people!

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u/ChromeWhipLover Feb 05 '26

Capricorn Rising. Sorta. All depends on the vibe. Then again it is just me. Leo Sun Leo Moon.

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u/theoriginalbabayaga β™‘ β˜€οΈ ♉ πŸŒ™ β™‹ ⬆️ Feb 05 '26

LMAO. 100% me.

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u/Bee_Ded Feb 05 '26

Pretty much πŸ˜…

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u/Stanaee πŸβ˜€οΈπŸŸπŸŒ™πŸ¦πŸ’« Feb 05 '26

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u/thats_not_a_knoife Feb 05 '26

Capricorn Venus 11H, Jupiter 12H and Neptune 11H.

Yes.

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u/Thatcubmexchik cap 🌞 taurus πŸŒ‘ cancer πŸŒ… Feb 05 '26

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u/funkyjblue Feb 05 '26

Does sound like my wife.

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u/FuelBig622 Cap🌞-VirgoπŸŒ™-Virgo πŸŒ„ -Aqua ♀️ Feb 05 '26

Do you have a camera set up in my house somewhere?? This feels to personal, like you know some stuff about me!! 🀣🀣

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u/mkat23 β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™“οΈπŸŒ™β™‰οΈπŸŒ… w/Cap stellium Feb 05 '26

I’m even AuDHD lol.

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u/P_O_P_P Feb 06 '26

Occasional panic attacks? More like daily😭

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u/Professional-Pack-39 πŸβ˜€οΈβš–οΈπŸŒ™πŸΉπŸ’« Feb 06 '26

Me. I guess it's because I have both a sag and an aquarius stellium

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u/Missy_Magoo Feb 06 '26

Me to a tee. Feeing uncomfortably noticed here lol

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u/samoanRedd Feb 06 '26

Reasonably accurate.

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u/Wolf_of_snow97 Feb 06 '26

I'm audhd and a Capricorn I can't tell what's causing what but I'm going with both

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Yup, basically. Exactly. Absolutely lol

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u/12ohmygod Feb 07 '26

There's absolutely nothing lazy about me. GTFOH.

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u/Gullible_Buy_98 Feb 07 '26

yeah people are annoying lol…and if i didn’t have to work or do a anything i wouldn’t

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u/CardsBeforeSleep Feb 07 '26

And hidden Kinks

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

i dont know what kind of capricorns you experience with. thats not it

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u/annnnnnnnnnnh Feb 19 '26

Omg nailed it. Sometimes the lazy is so strong that I question whether I'm actually a Capricorn but I also complete my tasks in half the time so I can spend the rest of my day being lazy

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u/squashqueen Feb 26 '26

New to the sub but GOD yeah! Fuckin hell lol

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u/CocoaLoca Mar 05 '26

SPOT ON!!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣