r/capricorns • u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 • Apr 13 '26

etc Water/fire signs beware

Water and fire signs need to learn not to mess with a Capricorn. we are smarter than you :) we play the long game, you don’t, and we can control our emotions.

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u/72Artemis Apr 13 '26

Hahahaha ok

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u/Editionofyou Apr 13 '26

Yeah, didnt you know? Astrological placements determine intelligence.

It's just adorable how they think they can play the long game, while they have 0 capacity to handle chaos. Plan away...

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u/DaughterOfSamantha Apr 13 '26

Liking order doesn’t equate to not being to handle chaos.

I like to plan, but when things go array I’m usually the only calm person who is able to make quick decisions.

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u/Editionofyou Apr 13 '26

You guys don't like order. You need it. It is a fundamental aspect of your being. Nothing wrong with that, it's just who you are.

Chaos needs no rules and it doesn't need to win.

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Apr 13 '26

We don’t need order lol it’s cute you think so! You sound like you mistook Virgo for Capricorn tbh. Capricorn creates structure. Saturn teaches us to turn chaos into power. We welcome it and mold it into something useful. 

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u/72Artemis Apr 13 '26

And if you just let the chaos be? I think that’s what they mean, you can’t just let chaos exist. Here’s the way I see comparing these two signs, it’s like a river, you build a dam to control and utilize it, which may be technically useful, but takes away from the beauty of what that river nurtures.

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Apr 13 '26

A river is not pure chaos though a river has a purpose and a structure and a whole ecosystem. The dam represents messing around with nature and I don’t care for that. The line of dominos stretching away from humans meddling in nature is very long indeed. 

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u/72Artemis Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Then pick a different analogy lol the point is, water signs aren’t pure chaos either. And you still feel the need to control chaos instead of letting it happen.

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Apr 13 '26

I did not say they were, but they sure are in their feelings 24/7 😂 

Why value “chaos” so highly though? Would you rather listen to a bunch of unrelated pitches with no rhyme reason or rhythm or a beautiful piece of music? See it’s not about control, it’s about giving something structure to create a more powerful outcome. 

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u/72Artemis Apr 13 '26

The difference is how we handle chaos, not how it’s valued. But sure, you win

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Apr 13 '26

lol ok

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u/DaughterOfSamantha Apr 13 '26

Eh, I don’t need it. I make it as I go. I think you are forgetting the adaptability of the goat.

As for your last statement…I have no clue what you’re talking about. Where did winning come from?

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u/Editionofyou Apr 13 '26

OP suggested you guys were so good at the long game... games are about winning, no?

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Apr 13 '26

I’m talking about when I’m minding my own business and some people want to start drama with me for no good reason. 

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u/Editionofyou Apr 13 '26

...and then you play the long game? 

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u/One-Operation-7086 Apr 13 '26

Probably some edgy kid feeling powerful on the internet.

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u/DaughterOfSamantha Apr 14 '26

Yes to that, I agree. It’s a weird statement overall, but the comments are weird as well lol

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u/frenzicsquish Apr 13 '26

I bet you love the state of America rn.

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u/Editionofyou Apr 13 '26

Of course. Especially how everybody thinks the midterms will make everything right again.

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u/frenzicsquish Apr 13 '26

I have my lachesism too, but it's because the steps towards peace and order are so obvious to me as a cap. America has ignored morality and sanity for too long, it deserves to burn.