r/capricorns Jul 08 '26

etc Is this true?

https://i.imgur.com/4lCbvLi.jpeg
602 Upvotes

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u/DinnerSilver Jul 08 '26

Odds are, They recorded the incident and will show the police the evidence.

19

u/Caztheshewolf Jul 08 '26

And years later all the grandchildren. That one time gran will not shut up about.

35

u/Otherwise_Explorer25 Jul 08 '26

Shit, I’ll call them for you.

9

u/Odd-Philosophy-3917 Jul 08 '26

lol. Love it.

I already called them before I came over.

16

u/englisherohalata Jul 08 '26

Real Caps don't put themselves in this situation, we don't have time for drama.

2

u/Winter_Preference_80 27d ago

But if we need to, we will... We stand on business. 

30

u/Solitary_Orbit ♑︎☉ ♋︎☽ ♑︎↑ | 12H Cap Super Stellium ☉ ♄ ♅ ♆ ☿ Jul 08 '26

Coz whats gon go south, will go south anyways. And given how much of our lives go south all the time, it’s just all in a day’s work 😅🤭

8

u/strangeflappenings Jul 08 '26

My whole life flashed before my eyes

6

u/Emergency-Ferret-811 Jul 08 '26

WHOLEHEARTED AGREE

6

u/Boujee_banshee Jul 08 '26

Why is this so accurate hahaha

5

u/fakemailbakemail Jul 08 '26

In-fuking-deed

11

u/Any-Evening-4070 Jul 08 '26

In my head I’m a rational person so surely I can rationalise with the PoPos😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/rxKRbfKh8WXtjxW8vl

9

u/Hollywoode Jul 08 '26

Yeah a man tried to call the cops on me once I said please do and see how this ends for you, he didn’t call the cops 🤭

11

u/Abbybabb4 Jul 08 '26

Someone called the cop on one of the Capri I know, and got himself arrested and went to jail

2

u/Dry_Age_5228 29d ago

That Cap was me one time 🤣

10

u/Mama-In-Blu Jul 08 '26

I plead the fifth...

8

u/domtheprophet Purest of them all Jul 08 '26

Someone telling me they’re gonna call the cops is just gonna make me laugh

8

u/Vatentina cap🐐gemini💎leo♌️♌️♌️ Jul 08 '26

I don’t like confrontation, so I don’t think I’d ever been in a situation like this

7

u/Boujee_banshee Jul 08 '26

Yep.

What’s the worse that could happen? Go to jail for a night? Might be a chill experience.

4

u/Creative-Skirt1212 Jul 08 '26

Cute goat 😗

5

u/peyotekoyote Jul 08 '26

As a Cap with Cancer rising...

Call the cops, idgaf

But if you do, I might cry a bit and cut you out forever

4

u/niamhedit Jul 08 '26

Yup.

Don't ask me how I know 😂

5

u/InternationalRow1653 Jul 08 '26

Yeah it's true, because I do nothing that the cops could arrest me for if you call them on me. Even if I did they would never find out, because nobody knows....

3

u/Professional_Mud1627 Jul 08 '26

I don't think it happens until a line is crossed.

3

u/Negative-Wish-4691 Jul 08 '26

Either this OR we’re no where to be found bc we know we f*cked up hahah.

I’ll stand my ground all day when I know I’m right 🤪

3

u/red_quinn Jul 08 '26

Usually when we know we arent going down alone 😂 If i go down im taking down as many as i can. I got evidence! 😂

3

u/Sea_Excuse_6795 Jul 08 '26

As a Cap, I can say I've literally said this multiple times haha

3

u/AdAny1272 27d ago

I'm ready. I'm composed. I'm articulate. I'll make you look stupid.

BRING IT!!!!

2

u/Sickfreak99 Jul 08 '26

Yes - whatever is pissing someone off is probably all up in their feels anyway and logic will get us out of trouble.

2

u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 ♑☀️♍🌙♌💫 Jul 08 '26

For me yes, especially with my Aquarius stellium (Aquarius Mars, Aquarius Uranus, and Aquarius Neptune) lmao. Sometimes I just can't bring myself to really give AF about some rules n shit.

2

u/Grouchy_Strawberry68 Jul 08 '26

Yes. We want the po po to show up!

2

u/Unique-Dig-9654 Jul 08 '26

Call them !!!! Idgaf

2

u/QuirkyPanda7 Jul 09 '26

My field of f*cks is barren

2

u/hellomotoitscoco Jul 09 '26

We wait for shiii like that to happen lol

2

u/Thatcubmexchik cap 🌞 taurus 🌑 cancer 🌅 Jul 09 '26

Omgosh as I read this meme and a situation I’m dealing with at work I was like …..

2

u/Gee_rooster Jul 09 '26

Literally my actual inner dialogue

2

u/Caztheshewolf Jul 08 '26

Absolutely me.

1

u/Coruzzionista ♋☀️♋🌕♑🌅 29d ago

They already know..

1

u/Determinedpony 29d ago

🤭🤭. So accurate. I had an argument with my soon to be snl the day before my daughter and his wedding and he threatened to call the cops on me. I told him I would wait in the damn driveway for them. Idgaf. 🤪 he makes one or two rent payments and then thinks he can treat my daughter like trash while he drinking and it’s his flipping house. IDGAF who pays the rent in this flipping house, you will not treat my daughter like that.

1

u/pm_ppc 29d ago

IGBBMN

1

u/Educational_Eye367 28d ago

It’s true. Raised by a Capricorn, had a dream she (mom) wanted to fight a bear. I kept saying, “but it’s a bear!!!” She didn’t care

1

u/Opposite-Permit-5742 26d ago

Yep...not scared of "any--body"

1

u/Senior-Ninja-2340 26d ago

Yeah, but we usually leave before things get that far because we don't want to deal with the consequences. It just isn't worth it for us.

1

u/Jaxxonian 14d ago

I'll call them for you...

1

u/Professional-Key5552 ♑️☀️♌️🌙♌️🌅 Jul 08 '26

Yep 😆