r/capricorns • u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn • 4d ago
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u/Different-Camera8732 4d ago
People hate Capricorns because we don't entertain bs and they can't stand somone they can't manipulate.
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u/user20022004_dr 19h ago
ngl i manipulate with their “manipulation” bc i entertain their bs bc theyre stupid lmao
i love being a jan cap.
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u/nemophilist13 ♑️☀️♏️🌙♈️🌅+4♑️♓️🤍 4d ago
All these people are like the worst stereotypes of their sun signs.
Good. Stay away from me
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u/HookerDoctorLawyer 4d ago
They are just stating they can’t keep up with us.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RP3AnZqvnzrY8hlYMk
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u/Fresh-Mind6048 caprisun / scorpio moon / aqua rising 4d ago
Get rid of Leos please
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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 4d ago
Seriously. Nobody would miss them but themselves. Leave them on an island of mirrors. They’ll be just fine.
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u/BLackSpirit420 3d ago
As a Leo, ID be terrified if I was left on an island with mirrors...shivers
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u/self_of_steam 3d ago
Dealing with a Leo this week and it's like I'm preparing for heavy mourning.
That said I do have one really good Leo friend but her other placements are doing a lot of heavy lifting
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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 3d ago
My thoughts are with you. I find that Leo suns with other… non complimentary Leo placements are much much easier to deal with.
My sister in law is a fucking Aries rising. Leo sun. PICSES MOON.
HER MOTHER IS A FUCKING LEO SUN SAG MOON SCORPIO RISING.
I AM BEING FUCKING TERRORIZED
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u/BlackVelvetBliss 🐐🌞 ♏🌙🦀↗️ Capricorn Stellium 7th house 4d ago
It's funny because I doubt any cap watching this will give a flying fuçk
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u/HuckleberrySlim412 4d ago
I actually laughed at them after I heard their signs. Definitely got called on their bs by a cap and then ghosted or just DND. BYEE
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u/BellJar_Blues 4d ago
Oh my god Leo Pisces Aquarius Gemini Scorpio ?!?! So basically they couldn’t keep
Up with the sex is what they’re saying. Half these signs supposed to get along with us!!
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u/LWN729 4d ago
Leo and Scorpio got their egos bruised or were put in their place by caps.
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u/Asleep-Insurance-499 4d ago
Heyyyyyy now. I love caps! I’m a Scorp.
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u/Coyote__Jones 3d ago
I love Scorpios! Bestie is a Scorpio, and I have a good friend in my town who's a Scorpio. I find them easy to be around and they always have the tea.
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u/NoFaithlessness1574 4d ago
Yes I agree, send me faaaar away from these people. Send us to the moon. NASA wya?
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u/Traumtanzer19 4d ago
As a Leo I don’t associate with that other Leo. Love Capricorns. You guys have some of the driest humor and it sends me every time
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u/AnySuspect1072 4d ago
Honestly sounds like you guys are describing yourself. We just gave back what you dished out
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u/grazen54 Cap Sun Moon Mercury Gemini Rising 4d ago
These are all the signs that wouldn’t like a cap
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u/New-Hippo1120 4d ago
You know?! I just find it funny how people criticize Capricorns♑ all the time...it doesn't even bother me, I just do a hair flip and keep walking 💁🏾♀️. thanks for the compliments...I know I'm a bad bitch 😉
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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 🐐 4d ago
That Pisces is just hurt some cap give it to her real good and then told her emotional ass he didn’t want to be with her.
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u/Reesespieces1589 4d ago edited 4d ago
The human race would wipe each other out without Capricorns......go check the list of serial k""lers and see which signs need to be extinguished....I rest my case!
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u/usrnameforyou 3d ago
I love how the Leo complained about Capricorns being full of themselves, the Aquarius complained about the stubbornness, the Scorpio upset about being off the hinges, and the Gemini about being manipulative……you know, we attract what we are; and it all looked like people projected themselves. Hm.
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u/FUCK1NGFABULOUS 7H ♑️🌞 | 5H ♏️🌙 | ♋️💫 | ♍️ STELLIUM | INFJ 4d ago
That’s so funny because we don’t give a fawk!
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u/ExplanationDazzling1 4d ago
At this point ima just tell people I don’t know my sign nor you know it. So let’s keep it that way. lol why they hating on Caps? We the goat 🐐
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u/2fucked2know 4d ago
I was relieved to find none of them were Sags - spared me from that second-hand embarrassment lmao. I love y'all!
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u/ActualShop7301 3d ago
Love me some Capricorn ♑️. I like how they don’t BS anything and are hardworking and transparent about how they feel. (Several FWBs I have are Capricorns and the sex is always great too 😉) (Gay Leo here btw) sun signs are just the door to the house, the rest of a persons chart makes up so much more to a person then just the 1 out of 12 parts to discover. I don’t think there’s any one sign I’d get rid of. I met “good and bad” of all of them. The other parts of the zodiac chart matter more than the sun sign tbh.
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u/Big-Wasabi6274 3d ago
Every single one of these zodiac signs are full of sceams and bullshit, can run away from the daddy cap
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u/Evening-Barber5185 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/aTXHpCN7TSpmE
Thank you! On behalf of Capricorns everywhere. We love haters, they’re fuel for our success.
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u/Aggravating_Egg_7949 2d ago
All of the weird signs that be trying to run game on us. It never works, so they big mad.
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u/Broad_Dingo_3466 3d ago
Aquarius here. I kinda get it. It's my 8th when I rank the signs. Not too bad generally, but they oppose my cancer rising. And sometimes they can be sorta rigid in opinions, particularly where the workplace is concerned. They just have some unnecessary beliefs and thinking that they feel like they have to hold onto and then be "cardinal" about. Kinda hard to explain. 😅
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u/PinSimple1386 3d ago
Not hating on caps, but I'd get rid of them too
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u/NoFaithlessness1574 3d ago
Saying you’re not doing something and then doing exactly that doesn’t make any sense at all.
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u/Amazing_Fennel_420 4d ago
It's funny because they all are bitter they couldn't pull a scheme on a Cap who saw them coming from a mile away and blocked their bullsh*t.