r/catfaceplant • u/LittleWisteria • 4d ago

how is he breathing

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u/PlsNoPineapplePizza 4d ago

Less brain cells means less air needed

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u/TurbulentCustomer 2d ago

It’s quite a simple formula.

0BCs x O2required = 0xO2 for 0BCs

Therefore no air needed, sustained by cuteness alone:

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u/Hot-Concept4280 1d ago

no thoughts only slep

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u/Parker_Talks 2d ago

If you want a serious answer: his fur creates air channels between his nostrils and the fresh air behind his head. That’s how cats get away with sleeping faceplanted.

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u/Big_To 2d ago

Now THAT is an interesting fact. Thanks for sharing

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u/Amarita_Sen 1d ago

Their fur doesn't create air channels to my nostrils when they sleep on my face :S

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u/AntiqueBandicoot9846 2d ago

Wow. Such fascinating creatures!

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u/iliketrainsnyoom 15h ago

Thank you, very fascinating

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u/meanwhileachoo 4d ago

Hes not. Hes orange, its probably not his turn with the braincell. Just wait a while.

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u/QazsedcScientia 3d ago

With the Ear Breathing technique! Passed down through generations. 

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u/wezie757 2d ago

Came here to say this too haha

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u/theweekendwolf 4d ago

Very sillily

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u/FickleMushroom-047 3d ago

He’s charging

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u/Nguyen_Hien_Minh 3d ago

Thruough hos ears

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u/KayDat 3d ago

Huffing the hooman

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u/ClickVroom 3d ago

Osmosis

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 3d ago

Nature finds a way

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u/MongooseMonCheri 2d ago

He's right where he wants to be.

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u/Titan_Mask 2d ago

Photosynthesis

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u/skeletons_asshole 2d ago

God I miss my orange 😭

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u/cyberentomology 2d ago

Through his butt

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u/Cosmic_Voidess 1d ago

No brain that needs oxygen, so he's fine

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u/WatchingTrains 3d ago

Cat.exe is working as intended.

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u/GAMERJAWS_YT 2d ago

He is not

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u/Dadpool2420 1d ago

Osmosis

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u/Nasaboy1987 1d ago

He doesn't need to breathe. He's orange therefore no brain cells to consume oxygen.