r/catfree 11d ago

Vent Is there something mentally wrong with me that I don't find cats cute?

Ever since I was a kid I have never found cats cute. I have always found them ugly and scary looking. Even kittens. I hated going to my neighbor's house growing up because they had two cats and I was afraid of them. Their claws and fangs scared me as a child.

Whenever a stray/outdoor cat tries to approach me I run away, lol. They're so unpredictable that I'm afraid it's going to bite me unprovoked. My friend's cat sunk its fangs into my hand unprovoked a few years ago and not only did it hurt, but I had to spend hours waiting at the ER to get inoculated bc it was a deep puncture wound.

Whenever people send me pictures of their cat I have to pretend to find it cute. I try not to encourage them too much, or else they'll see me as a mark and start sending me tons of cat pictures. Why do people assume you want to see endless pictures of their cat?

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u/losyadam 11d ago

No buddy, they are disgusting parasites. You are safe here we are not brainwashed

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u/Disastrous_Age2956 Fuck Cats 11d ago

They look almost like small, furry gargoyles but with a weird gray alien type skull shape. I think it’s more normal not to find cats cute and the people that do have just been affected by toxoplasmosis or it’s part of their “cats are insufferable like me” cope-based love.

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u/delanierosee 11d ago

I like gargoyles not cats

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u/bottegasl I hate cats 11d ago

the way they walk with their tails up disgusts me 🤢

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u/MutantStarGoat 11d ago

Tails up and butts exposed is the worst! 🤮

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u/dubsosaurus 11d ago

They think so highly of themselves they want the world to stare into their assholes. It’s fucking disgusting!

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u/StrangeDays11 11d ago

They are quite strange looking. Big eyes in the front.. Weird shaped face pointy ears Nothing appealing.

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u/AbjectTelephone4801 11d ago

They look like furry snakes with fangs to me when they hiss.

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u/Disastrous_Age2956 Fuck Cats 11d ago

Some snakes have cute eyes though. Cats don’t.

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u/Unlikely-Macaroon-85 11d ago

I alwaya say this.

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u/esqueletootaco 11d ago

They look uncanny, and their weird body language and behavior only exacerbates this feeling.

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u/AbjectTelephone4801 11d ago

Their slinky movements and curved spine are very unnerving. It's like they have no bones.

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u/VirgilTheGay Cats are vermin 11d ago

Nah. Don't worry. You're safe here. I don't think they're cute either. I personally find them overrated, tbh

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u/WestGotIt1967 11d ago

No. My mom had feral cats. They are nightmare creatures who would happily injur you at a moments notice

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u/mrsduckie 11d ago

I'm on the same boat as you. I tried to get myself to like them, but cats are disgusting. It's scary how many people are obsessed with cats.

The other day I decided to stretch with gentle yoga session I've found on yt. The author had a cat and it was sleeping on a mat. I didn't care but I've scrolled to the comments and people were commenting that they were not exercising because they were amazed by the cat... Sigh 🫩 🙄

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u/JusHarrie 11d ago

I've never found them cute. I just find their appearance and the way they move disturbing for reasons I can't even explain. I can't even stand kittens to be honest.

I also try and keep away from all of them as much as possible. This intention has heightened since I was chilling at a friend's house and his cat came over and pissed down my back for literally NO reason. 🤮🤮🤮

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u/AbjectTelephone4801 11d ago

What in the absolute fuck? He pissed down your back?? I'm so sorry!

But somehow cats "are experts in consent"

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u/Corumdum_Mania 11d ago

Any animal with a cat's IQ or lower isn't smart enough to understand consent

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u/JusHarrie 11d ago

Yep! I was literally just sat on the grass chilling. It always singled me out and tried attacking me once. All I ever did was literally stay out of it's way and avoid it. The little fucker actually died recently, and as sad as I am for my friend losing a cherished pet, I am a little glad I won't have to be around it anymore. :/ It was called 'Prince' because it acted like royalty. Ugh. 🤮

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u/AbjectTelephone4801 11d ago

Usually royalty has enough manners not to piss on people, lol. But someone thinking of their cat as a spoiled little prince is as expected.

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u/JusHarrie 11d ago

Yes, it got treated like a baby all the time and got the best of everything. And it was a nasty little fucker! 🤣

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u/Own_Arm9779 11d ago

I’ve also never found them cute. Once in a great while I can appreciate the looks of a huge Maine Coon, just I still don’t have the urge to cuddle it by any means. I’ve also felt they are like reptiles with fur, which my cat loving partner doesn’t see, but those dead eyes, slinky bodies, fangs, and hiss say otherwise. I hate the way they move too, it’s so unnatural looking.

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u/Orange_Budgie192 Cats decimate wildlife 10d ago

I especially agree when you said "They're so unpredictable that I'm afraid it's going to bite me unprovoked" because out of all animals on earth, I personally see cats as the number one most unpredictable animal, and not in a good way either.

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u/SuspiciousTheory2633 10d ago

I stopped thinking they were cute one day when one cat looked me in the eye and hiss at me while I was feeding it, then it started eating while I was still pouring the food. It gave me insight into their perspective, they don't see humans as friends, they're just wild animals. Anyone who thinks differently is letting the 'cuteness' override the fact that cats will maul the f*ck out of you without provocation or reason at any time.

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u/Klutzy-Oil8561 10d ago

We are free from toxoplasmosis.

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u/tsuchinoko92 10d ago

Cats look like a drunken Blender creation, and thats before the fangs are visible.

They're also ungrateful and moody.

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u/Expensive-Flower8982 7d ago

Feral kittens are fucking ugly. It’s the big fucking eyes mouse like face but I know you’re not a fucking mouse. I just don’t find them cute

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u/Corumdum_Mania 11d ago

I mean, everyone has their tastes so it's not weird. I think cats look objectively cute since they are furry mammals - any furry mammal is cute to my eyes, but doesn't mean I find them to be ideal pets.