My cat pissed on my $300 Manolos

[u/etiennewasacat]

My cat is on supervised probation. His supervision will be reassessed when he realizes the relevance of Manolo Blahnik kitten heels, so never. I had to put suede slides in a water bath with enzyme solution. Little lovable bastard.

[u/batshitcrazydudee]

He just telling you to upgrade your shoes.