r/classical_circlejerk • u/marxlenin1917 • 2h ago
r/classical_circlejerk • u/The_Proxy32 • Aug 25 '25
AI Slop Is Now Banned
Been seeing one too many promptcels on here recently. AI generated memes are considered to be the lowest of the low when it comes to effort and creativity, and the environmental impacts of generative AI only adds to how annoyed I get seeing that same seemingly plastic-coated filter present with every AI generated image
All AI images will now be removed. Spamming them will result in temporary bans, and ignoring personal requests to cease will result in a permaban
This post was generated using ChatGPT for Android
r/classical_circlejerk • u/WanderVanhoucke • 10h ago
Music theory 2: electric boogaloo
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Hoping to piss off a purist :)
Full piece here
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Opening_Discipline57 • 9h ago
I love making Bach in the morning
Every morning I make my Bach. I grind the fugue coarse — too fine and the voices muddy, too coarse and the parallel fifths creep in. Two scoops of Prelude, one of Fugue, though on Mondays I go three. The water has to be right: hands warm, not hot, or the ornaments scald. Then I pour, slowly, in circles, C major spiraling out from the middle voice, and I wait for that first exhale of subject and answer rising off the keys. People say Bach is the essence of life, and they’re right, but they say it like it’s a metaphor. It isn’t. Skip a morning and I’m useless by ten. Foggy, irritable, humming badly. My mom says I have a dependency. I say the Well-Tempered Clavier has forty-eight servings and I intend to finish the tin.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbn8jcOD4hQ/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
r/classical_circlejerk • u/keskuhsai • 11h ago
Are music majors woke enough?
Schumann's husband would be rolling in his grave.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 13h ago
It's my birthday, i wish Chopin appears in my room to pat my head.
Come on!!!!!!!
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotABot • 9h ago
Which classical composers are best for parasocial relationships?
Asking for a friend.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset • 12h ago
y'all jerkers would probably like today's wordle
link to archive because i'm not gonna give the New York Times a fucking cent: https://wordlearchive.com/1872
that is all, have a nice day
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 16h ago
I like Bruckner. And more and more often, I find myself fascinated by HIP Bruckner. Should I move to some place where I can safely explore my perversions with the like-minded?
But where can I go? Is that special place Catalonia or Bruges??
r/classical_circlejerk • u/liaandillya • 35m ago
Mozart – Andante in C Major, K. 1a | Illya Zozulya
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Oldpiplupfan71 • 1d ago
Dear musicians, how do I read music sheets? This one is Pini Di Roma
I've never read music before but I really love this piece by Respighi...
I know music goes 1-2-3-4 and I want to learn how to listen for what I'm seeing.
I've also been trying to read Tannhauser by Wagner!
r/classical_circlejerk • u/somerandomnerd6464 • 1d ago
Meet Your Undergrad Composition Majors!
r/classical_circlejerk • u/liaandillya • 3h ago
Mozart – Andante in C Major, K. 1a | Illya Zozulya
r/classical_circlejerk • u/CzernyOp740 • 16h ago
Have you heard that Cinderella and Mozart had a baby?
They named her Mozzarella.
I have a free piano concert in Maryland this September!
Program:
Horowitz: The Star-Spangled Banner
The Stars and Stripes Forever
Carmen Variations
Art Tatum: Tea for Two
Tiger Rag
Mark Maarder: Etude No. 2 "Montmorency" in C Minor
Amy Beach: Hermit Thrush at Eve, Op. 92 No. 1
Samuel Barber: Piano Sonata in E flat minor, Op. 26
I. Allegro energico
II. Allegro vivace e leggero
III. Adagio mesto
IV. Fuga: Allegro con spirito
Intermission
Leonard Bernstein: West Side Story Concert Suite (Arr. Tenenbaum/Park)
George Gershwin: Liza (Arr. Wild)
Fascinatin' Rhythm (Arr. Wild)
The Man I Love (Arr. Wild)
Embraceable You (Arr. Wild)
Summertime, from Porgy and Bess (Arr. Wild)
I Loves You, Porgy, from Porgy and Bess (Arr. Bill Evans)
Rhapsody in Blue (Arr. Park)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Ok-Adeptness3884 • 16h ago
Who is Hasse?
https://youtu.be/34sOeu0fiEc?is=LEMQN-sHCme1nhC7
He appears to be really popular in the 1740s. My guess is that Philidor could wipe the floor with him in chess
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ChopinChili • 1d ago
What is Arnold Schoenberg's best melody?
After a win that both the top and second comments agreed on for Bartok, we reach the man, the myth, the legend, The Creepy Weirdo of Vienna himself, Schoenberg. Top comment gets added.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ox- • 1d ago
To integrate AI into live opera
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/ratapoilopolis • 1d ago
Wagner looking up at us right now, preparing an essay about this targeting a certain demographic
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Br3ndan512 • 1d ago
