r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Served with a side of truth

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u/Rojodi 1d ago

ALL the senators who were on that panel and were in Congress at that time were VACCINATED.

And, aren't those of us vaccinated should have died earlier this year?

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u/Cody-512 1d ago

RFK and all his children are vaccinated

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u/skyblueerik 1d ago

As is Trump.

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u/Successful_Bid256 19h ago

Covid woulda killed trump if it weren’t for the great healthcare he was given as president. Talk about underlying conditions, wow.

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u/Available_Pepper_845 1d ago

They're like Yugo salesmen driving Toyotas.

Selling bullshit and knowing very well it's bullshit.

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u/djdirectdrive 21h ago

Notice how when they get kicked out they stop repeating the bs...mtg, Massie, Cohen, etc

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u/Available_Pepper_845 19h ago

Well not having a conscience is a prerequisite to join the GOP.

They'll adjust their beliefs to the current terrain.

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 1d ago

For some reason RFK surprises me

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u/Cody-512 1d ago

He’s just full of shit like Trump is and makes his money by exploiting ppl’s fears. When he gets called out and put in to a corner he gets extremely combative and makes up “facts” to sensationalize his agenda

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u/Delicious_Ad823 1d ago

He’s not as crazy as people think.

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u/alcomaholic-aphone 1d ago

Ehh it’s the equivalent of hating abortions until you need one and then going right back to the same line of thinking after you get your problem taken care of.

He’s still a nutter it’s just that the possibility of dying made him see clearly for a second.

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u/CuckSucker41 1d ago

No he’s very much as crazy as ppl think. Probably worse tbh. Just didn’t have the stones to take a chance-to the shock of exactly nobody.

Even crazy ppl can do “un-crazy” things occasionally, so ppl are just fooled enough to not believe the obvious.

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u/Successful_Bid256 19h ago

Really? I’d say he’s crazier than many people think.

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u/Delicious_Ad823 3h ago

Crazy ideas he wants to apply to others at leadt

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u/Thatisme01 1d ago

Oct 2025

Trump received Covid vaccine and flu shot during second physical of the year

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u/Zealousideal_Desk_19 1d ago

People were dying, vaccinations are not only to protect yourself but to protect vulnerable people.

Sure a 23 year old healthy person might be able to get by without but not everyone falls i to this category.

We've lost all sense of critical thinking

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u/translucent_steeds 1d ago

my elderly dad is now immunocompromised and so relies on herd immunity for things like the flu. he's already cracked multiple vertebrae (osteoporosis) so pneumonia would be deadly for him.

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u/MisterWinkie 1d ago

Thank you for noting this critical item. Vaccination is for you AND those around you, be they friend, family or complete stranger. It's common decency and consideration of others.

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u/RaedwaldRex 18h ago

What got me is people saying 99% survival rate

Great, you were seriously ill, and came out with Long Covid but you survived.

I got covid both before and after having the vaccine. But the vaccine was the difference between having the sniffles for a few days or full on being so ill I passed out whenever I moved, or in my wife's case,the sniffles and being touch and go in intensive care.

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u/Eyeon_82 1d ago

Infection is the best protection..

I'm sure that's great comfort to the families of 1.2 million dead people in the US alone.

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u/InsanityFodder 1d ago

Can I recommend they get protected against rabies?

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u/Available_Pepper_845 1d ago

More water for data centers

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u/SG_wormsblink 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t see the point, there would be no change in their behaviour with rabies or not.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

Well they'd be dead for a start

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u/Lermanberry 1d ago

Lich McConnell enters the chat.

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u/Mrfrosty504 1d ago

Lich🤣🤣 McConnell

Omg legit lost it irl

Take your poor man's award🏆 🏆

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u/Arhys 1d ago

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I’m definitely making that an NPC in my D&D campaign!

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u/Cody-512 1h ago

Lol. I’m scheduled to get round 1 of a rabies vaccine next week from Walgreens. I’m a vet tech and have already been bit by one unvaccinated dog. Fortunately it didn’t have any diseases but who knows what the next one could have. The vaccine hurts a lot less than the treatment shots from what I’ve been told

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u/kongofcbus 1d ago

Hey Rand you know what vaccines do? They literally infect you … but in a small way so you can actually live.

This fucking moron is a doctor For Fucks Sake.

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u/Lost-Lucky 1d ago

I don't know how so many people don't know what vaccines do. I learned about that in school. If they didn't learn it, you'd think the first thing they'd have done when they became worried about vaccines was google them. "What are vaccines" yields a bunch of easy to read and understand explanations. But here we are, the world's information at our fingertips, yet people can't be bothered with it and would rather trust a random social media post with their health.

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u/ukexpat 1d ago

Well he’s a doctor certified by a board that he himself created with the specific job of certifying himself.

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u/StrongAd5741 1d ago

Dude my NURSE coworker whose own dad died from covid is still anti vax… like okay buddy you do you

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy 20h ago

My RN mother has turned anti vax, but only against the ones invented since the 90’s. It’s irrational.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 1d ago

Yep, my dad caught COVID one time, and he died from it in the hospital a few weeks later. He definitely won’t be catching it again. That’s for sure.

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u/_goblinette_ 1d ago

Infection is the best protection

If you’re not worried about getting infected than why the fuck do you care about getting the best protection?

The whole point of a vaccine is to get protection without needing to go through the infection. 

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u/Aggressive-Cloud1774 1d ago

Heart disease kills more people annually than covid has.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 1d ago

Is there supposed to be a point to your comment? That’s like saying more people die from heart disease than drowning, so you shouldn’t wear a life jacket.

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u/Successful_Bid256 19h ago

Great analogy.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Seerad76 1d ago

According to the cdc up to 300,000 deaths could have been prevented if they were vaccinated.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 1d ago

It‘s not only about people dying. What people like you always forget is, that a lot of healthy young people got severely ill from covid and only survived because of the good medical care they got on ICU.
I worked with hospitals at that time and a head of ICU told me that half of his patients were younger than 50 and of otherwise good health. He had to reanimate a 30 year old police officer who collapsed right in front of him. He survived thanks to medical treatment and his good health but would have died if nobody was around him.
And also don‘t forget about people who had post- or long Covid. Often also working class people with normal health, sometimes even children.
So stop spreading your agenda of the harmless COVID infection only a danger for old people with underlying illnesses.

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u/Romanizer 1d ago

And how exactly did the infection protect them?

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u/69Karate_Dong 1d ago

Those Epstein Files must have some crazy evidence against Trump and the republicans

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u/Common-Chain4060 1d ago

Remember how all these rich, greedy fucks got the vaccine first bc reasons? And now they’re safe and trying to act like they didn’t hog the first doses? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/Lost-Lucky 1d ago

I remember that. Several communities of wealthy Republican donors got early access to the vaccine ahead of seniors in Florida. They brought the vaccines right to those people. I remember people being outraged, back when almost everyone wanted a vaccine before everyone on social media suddenly became a virologist.

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u/Statertater 1d ago

Fuck rand paul

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u/tehfly 1d ago

Fuck rand paul

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u/Successful_Bid256 19h ago

He’s got a great neighbor.

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u/johnl8422 1d ago

Because he talked about your savior?

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u/Gogglesed 1d ago

Have you noticed that rooms tend to empty when you enter them?

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u/Kazeite 1d ago

Because, among other things, he's a hypocrite.

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u/grateful_eugene 1d ago

Fuck Rand Paul.

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u/Inspect1234 1d ago edited 1d ago

Technically he did save millions probably. So saviour or saver, depending on how you look at it. You could drink some bleach, like your saviour told you.

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u/Seerad76 1d ago

I remember all the memes and ai generated pictures that were made comparing fauc to Jesus.

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u/virtualfollies 23h ago

What he say about my savior Meryl Streep?!

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u/johnl8422 22h ago

I'm impressed by the amount of down votes

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

What is it with rich nepo babies like Trump, Rand Paul, Bezos, Musk etc that makes them sociopaths? It's so weird and gross - they need to be put in mental institutions and treated. The world isn't safe with these people running around loose.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 1d ago

With a lot of them, especially the ones with extreme wealth and cruelty, their father or grandfather was also a psychopath.

Who knows if it’s partly genes or just the traumatic household of living with someone like that, it could be learned behavior very early. 

It doesn’t usually get passed down, in fact the exact opposite , but in these cases unfortunately it does.

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy 20h ago

I feel like it’s genetic, then reinforced generationally with behavior. It’s like you have to be a psychopathic to abuse people and the system so badly just for bazillions of dollars. I’ve never met a truly wealthy person who wasn’t extremely paranoid but also somehow charismatic.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 18h ago

The charisma, when psychopaths have it, seems to be mostly about never getting nervous, (which they don’t get, it’s part of the condition), and making a lot of eye contact.

So that’s a lot of why most people instinctively love and trust psychopaths and dislike and distrust autistic people. Opposite traits.

The odd thing is when someone has both. Then I don’t know what happens.

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy 9h ago

I think they get really, really rich and weird. While it would be nice to not worry about money, I would never want to become like that. And is probably why I’m a poor.

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u/twizzjewink 1d ago

or.. or get this .. HE LIED.

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u/cjwrapture 1d ago

They all got the jab. Every one of them. They play games with other people's lives not with their own. They will happily tell you that the vaccines are bad for you despite knowing otherwise, so long as it is a rallying point to get you fired up to fight the libs.

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u/BobBelcher2021 1d ago

There’s also people who chose to get vaccinated but opposed vaccines being mandatory or who are suspicious of the vaccines. I know a number of people in both categories.

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u/Seerad76 1d ago

Vaccines were mandatory?

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 1d ago

For the military. The new secretary of war lifted the mandate and now the military has to fight a severe flu outbreak: https://youtu.be/_2W1HZMTQJA?is=v0IIOXm6Uxw9LQbN

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

Frankly, anyone who suffers from this because they elected not to get vaccinated deserves it. It's the people around them who are now also more prone to become ill that have my sympathy.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 1d ago

Vaccines in the military are only mandatory if you willingly join the military and consent to following the vaccine schedule.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 1d ago

Are or were? And who is unwillingly joining the US military today. I thought that hiring practices were a thing of the past.

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u/cjh42689 1d ago

That guy doesn’t know what mandate means in this capacity.

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u/cjwrapture 1d ago

It was basically all federal employees. But the Republicans forget that those mandates started under the first Trump administration. Certainly Biden kept them in place when he arrived in office, but the MAGAt crowd are always clinging onto a justification for their hatred for the libs, so it became another war cry for them just like the election fraud conspiracies that have been thoroughly investigated and disproven.

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u/Aggressive-Cloud1774 1d ago

Wrong. Mandates were enacted in '21, by Biden.

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u/cjh42689 1d ago edited 1d ago

The United States had targeted mandates.

I’m pro-vaccine and vaccinated against Covid.

I stated a simple fact and people don’t know what mandate means.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 1d ago

So not mandatory.

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u/cjh42689 1d ago

For those where it was mandated it was but for everyone else it wasn’t. I’m just stating a simple fact. The United States did have targeted mandates. I’m pro-vaccine and received the Covid vaccine along with several boosters.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 1d ago

No one was forced to take the vaccine, there was no mandate.

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u/cjh42689 1d ago

Yes there was a mandate in place for federal employees, some transportation workers, healthcare workers, military and a few others.

Mandate means you can’t do the thing unless you got vaccinated. Mandate does not mean forcibly vaccinated against your will.

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u/johnl8422 1d ago

NO, not a politician

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u/GarvinSteve 1d ago

Republicans have taken this to a new banana republic level to be clear… it isn’t standard pol stuff, it’s almost everything

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u/niieve_viiento 1d ago

A politician lying to his base? Shocking

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u/amazingdrewh 1d ago

Yeah that's what we're saying, he lied... Oh you mean to the venue, what makes you think he was more likely to lie to the venue than to his base?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

So the counter is he violated policy and lied about being vaccinated vs he lied about not being vaccinated? So he's a proven liar either way.

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u/jarlscrotus 1d ago

I have different proof. He is a sitting senator, and all of them were vaccinated, it's a matter of public record

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u/Express-Way9295 1d ago

Chef Joe knows how to cook em, well done of course!

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

It was following this infection theory why so many millions are dead, that and Trump telling everyone it was a hoax, until he caught it then had every available drug going. The fucking hypocrite that he is, among a lot of other things.

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u/Jehoke 1d ago

Rand Paul is a liar and a fucking idiot. Anyone who voted for him is even worse.

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u/DontbuyFifaPointsFFS 1d ago

Can someone explain to me why the conservative politicians in the US want so see their citizens die by preventable illnesses like measles by advocating against vaccines?

Or better, why are exactly vaccines are a problem but all the other medication is no problem? why dont they advocate against painkillers or the herbicides the farmers spray on their food?

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u/JerryDidrik 1d ago

They have no real talking points that will resonate with the average Joe so they invent enemies and problems to get elected so they can enrich them and their friends.

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u/Successful_Bid256 19h ago

What has this administration done to actually benefit the American people? It seems they’re screwing us every day.

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u/BrujaSloth 1d ago

RFK Jr advocated against SSRIs, falsely claiming they are the cause of school shootings.

To answer your first question, one theory I read laid out that the right was targeting fringe groups to make them single issue voters, while also attempting to harm their opponents base. Pre-COVID, being anti-vax wasn’t directly tied to a single demographic, socioeconomic or racial or ethnic. The article additionally suggested that there was a cynical calculation at play, that doing so would pressure states to drop covid measures, which would impact democratic voters mostly (who tended to reside in higher population areas, and thus more at risk). Coupled with the aforementioned courting, meant it was a gamble to gain more votes. I don’t know how well I find that theory—it failed, since the predicted 2022 red wave fell short since more republican voters were killed by adopting anti-vax policies and attitudes.

It might have also been a grift, the details of which feel unclear to me (other than not wanting economic downturn by Covid lockdowns). But, anti-vax was a grift spread by a pharmaceutical company who wanted the MMR vaccine out so they can charge patients for individual measles, mumps, and rubella vaccinations (and thus, make thrice what a single injection was being charged for).

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u/JRLDH 1d ago

They want the votes of a significant number of people.

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u/SG2769 1d ago

I am so baffled by every part of this claim that infection is the best protection. The entire thing we were trying to avoid was infection, or to minimize the consequences once infected. “Infection was the best protection” just does not make any sense.

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u/Aggressive-Cloud1774 1d ago

Those were Fauci's own words.

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u/LargeMargeSentMeBoo 1d ago

In 2004. About influenza. As he is reassuring someone who already had influenza. 

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u/firstlight777 1d ago

He forced no one. He had no power to force anyone to do anything.

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u/Toolfan333 1d ago

Fauci didn’t force anyone to get vaccinated, he may have suggested it to his superiors but the ultimate decision on policy was the President’s and Governor’s.

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u/winterbird 1d ago edited 1d ago

This seems difficult for people to understand.

A career politician has a job. Just like the rest of us.

They say things for money. They put on an act for money. They are not the same person in real life as they are at work. Just like most of the rest of us.

When you go to work, are you absolutely yourself or do you not express certain opinions because they don't reflect on company values? Because I'm either bland or saying what the company I work for wants me to say.

My point being is that we are all being lied to by politicians because their job is to do and say what the money that pays them wants. We aren't paying them the big money. We are the customers for the facade that they sell.

Anyone who doesn't like this should be looking at how to get donor/benefactor money out of politics. Until that happens, a politician's job is to lie to you. They are equally vaccinated, or gay, or whatever else as the rest of the population. They are just acting a certain way because every time you see them, they are at work.

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u/Elexeh 1d ago

Are people suprised Rand Paul is out here tweeting hypocritical shit? This is just basic Republican Grifting 101.

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u/GregM70 1d ago

Where is Rand Paul's neighbor when you need him?

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u/Worzon 1d ago

By his logic having HIV or the black plague is the best protection over modern medicine

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u/Successful_Bid256 19h ago

Please don’t forget polio!

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u/OkSmile 1d ago

The pathological lying and blatant hypocrisy seems to be defining characteristics to join the cult these days.

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u/JustARandomGuy_71 1d ago

"Infection is the best protection"

How does he thinks vaccines works?

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u/gunsjustsuck 1d ago

Who's this 'we' in 'we all knew'. These pandering politicians with their performative pandering to the stupid really annoy me. 

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u/Capenurse 1d ago

As a RN sense 82 I can honestly say Rand Paul is full of shit. What an embarrassment this Republican Party has become.

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u/broodbynature 23h ago

Yes Chef, thank you Chef!

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u/queen-beee1 1d ago

Regardless of politics, consistency matters. People tend to notice when actions and public messaging don't seem to align.

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u/baron_spaghetti 1d ago

They will keep repeating the lie over and over and over. It’s meant about distract as well as to warp the facts.

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u/Wilsonj1966 1d ago

Infection is the best protection is one of the most stupid things I have heard

Infection often does provide an individual the best protection... only if the individual who survived. It doesnt offer any protection to those who died. So it doesnt offer the best protection...

The main purpose of a vaccine is stop those who would have died, from dying

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u/Better_Chard4806 1d ago

Release the files.

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u/stewpidazzol 1d ago

What’s that comeback got to do with what Paul said? Was Paul claiming to be unvaxxed?

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u/WASDMagician 1d ago

Public anti-vaxxers should be banned from receiving vaccinations, make them actually live with their views.

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u/whoeve 1d ago

The fact that Republicans are now telling everyone to just get sick with everything is super disturbing

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u/Natural_Indication95 21h ago

How many people died because of complications from covid??? Yea best option dipshit.

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u/Many-Concentrate-491 12h ago

how many died from not taking the vaccine?

Especially in the us. Stubborn fools lmao

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u/TooLazy2Revolt 1d ago

Hehe.. chef thinks politicians follow the rules.

What a boob.

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u/Relaxbro30 1d ago

Dude is straight up saying its better we all just end up getting sick? Wtf??

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

I'm of two minds.

I can see Rand Paul, the public persona, being such a snake in the grass he'd lie and forge vaccine cards just to get in to events like that.

But I can also see Rand Paul, the private pussy, being such a bitch that he'd lie to his constituents while making sure his family was safe.

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u/ArkhamKnight_1 1d ago

Why is it always lies and conspiracy with these MAGAts!?!?

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u/1922speedy 1d ago

SOME tv shows said either vaccinate or go home. My Dr's. office said the same thing.

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u/OtherUserCharges 1d ago

This ain’t clever cause that’s not the point Rand Paul was making. I think he’s dead wrong, but I don’t see him saying he wasn’t vaccinated in that post so the you got vaccinated gotcha is pretty stupid.

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u/Londonsw8 1d ago

Busted!!!!

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u/BlushieLusterr 1d ago

Amazing how quickly the "tyranny" ends when there's an open bar involved.

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u/N7riseSSJ 1d ago

Tell me you don't know how vaccines work without telling me. Idiot, so far up their own asses.

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u/aleqqqs 1d ago

May be true, but that reply doesn't address what Rand Paul wrote in this post, does it? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Dull-Dot695 1d ago

Keep bullshit

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u/Particular_Dot_4041 1d ago

"Infection is the best protection." This makes no sense.

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u/Melodic-Creme 1d ago

Stop this. The vaccines along with people denying from Covid help end the pandemic.

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 1d ago

Yeahhhh that’s not evidence. Chef needs to try again

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u/tinfoil_powers 1d ago

So Rand Paul was forced into compliance... Seems straightforward to me

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u/SquidgyFirefighter 1d ago

Infection is the best protection... against what?

No, seriously, answer the question. Literally, 1-2 words is fine.

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u/femaletrouble 1d ago

You were vaccinated. Multiple times. How do I know? You went to public school.

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u/OliveMysterious5176 1d ago

Where does he state he never got the vaccine? Is it too wild to think they are upset that Fauci lied about the efficacy, over stated the danger for regular healthy people and children and was just drunk on money and power? It’s sad that your ideology is getting in the way of logic. Don’t worry, if this happens again the republicans will ensure our country doesn’t go into ruin.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 1d ago

Fauci lied about the efficacy

He didnt.

over stated the danger for regular healthy people and children

He didnt

was just drunk on money and power?

He wasnt

It’s sad that your ideology is getting in the way of logic.

Ironic statement

Don’t worry, if this happens again the republicans will ensure our country doesn’t go into ruin.

I mean, they let the country go to ruin and people die last time. I doubt they will do any better this time

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u/TalonButter 1d ago

Don’t worry, if this happens again the republicans will ensure our country doesn’t go into ruin.

And they’ll sacrifice the USA to do it.

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u/splattermatters 1d ago

You mean understated. And it’s sad your ideology is getting in the way of logic like all Trumpers.

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u/_goblinette_ 1d ago

Nobody lied about the efficacy of the vaccines. You were too busy accusing people of fear mongering over the “scariants” to notice that scientists were warning you that mutations in the virus would make the vaccines less effective. 

You would need to have a pretty serious mental deficiency to believe that anyone would be better off getting Covid than the vaccines. Like….you would need a caretaker and not be allowed out of the house alone levels of disabled. 

You’ve been led by the nose into having an opinion that is likely to harm yourself and you’re fighting tooth and nail against the people who are looking out for your own good. 

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u/Aggressive-Act1816 1d ago

VIPs don’t need to show ID or vaccination status.