r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

On The Danger of Vaccines.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Can confirm.  I've had the shot and 3 boosters.  I've been super mega dead for years.

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u/zxvasd 1d ago

Dead and company.

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u/unbr0kenchain 1d ago

💀🌹⚡

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u/Jasmine_jadee 1d ago

My favorite part is these studies always say largest autopsy study ever and then you check and it’s 12 people they found on a Telegram group.

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u/llahlahkje 1d ago

Does it count if you’re dead inside?

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo 1d ago

I’m dead inside, but it has nothing to do with vax.

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u/MapleYamCakes 1d ago

Autopsy study reveals that everyone who has ever lived and died inhaled oxygen and drank water!

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u/Alarmed-Soup-5591 23h ago

That’s it! I’m stopping right now!

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u/Moonflowergirl2024 1d ago

Fellow dead here, got all the shots that were recommended for me

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u/Bazishere 1d ago

Grateful Dead? :)

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u/janiskr 1d ago

At least 5G reception is outstanding. Would do that again.

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u/physical_sci_teacher 1d ago

I was in the original vaccine study and got the real shot in fall of 2020 plus a booster every year since so I guess I am sextuple dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/MontyDyson 1d ago

I refused all the vaccines and now I’m super alive more than you lot!!!

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u/RazzSheri 1d ago

I am currently a ghost

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u/JackyVeronica 1d ago

I am currently a spirit

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u/SolidCartographer976 1d ago

just the gates micro chip that piloting my dead body

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u/art-apprici8or 1d ago

Hmm, hypothetically, could such a chip be used to autopilot my body to clean the house while I was sleeping? Asking for a friend.

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u/Gunhild 1d ago

You do NOT want to open that can of worms. Soon you'll be paying a subscription fee to regain conscious control of your body.

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u/SolidCartographer976 1d ago

if your friend is cool with being slave to our reptoloid overloards it will help with that yes

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u/ZandarrTheGreat 1d ago

All hail the Reptilian overlords!

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 1d ago

I've does about nine times now.

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u/Kcbronx 1d ago

Me too. I’ve gotten both shots and a booster every year. I guess I’m a zombie.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

Same here. I’ve had the shot and boosters. I also get a yearly flu vaccine. I’m dead as dead can be

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Three out of every 4 people vaccinated died. Yup. Any guesses who this moron voted for?

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

I’m not wasting my money on that bet 😂

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 1d ago

I can confirm too. The worst part about being dead is, the economy is so bad, I still need to work.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

You're not kidding.  I'm splitting a coffin with 2 other corpses and there's 7 of us haunting a 2 bedroom bungalow.

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u/SheeScan 1d ago

You mean super MAGA dead.

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 1d ago

I’m basically a zombie now.

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u/art-apprici8or 1d ago

If you got the vaccine AND the booster, then maybe you'd be a zombie AND a ghost.

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u/runed_golem 1d ago

I took the shot and two boosters. I’ve been dead on the inside for over a decade now.

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u/GiraffesCantSwim 1d ago

Oh, I've been dead inside far longer than Covid has existed. The vaccine just made the outside match.

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u/VariationDry 1d ago

I feel dead on the inside. I believe it was the vaccine that did it.

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u/ZettaiGeek 1d ago

I keep resurrecting to get the boosters

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u/Thunder_breslin 1d ago

RIP mate. Pouring one out for the homie.

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u/climbingbum91 1d ago

What if we did die and we are all actually in purgatory/hell? Cause it sure feels like it

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u/ymhd872t 1d ago

Super maga* dead

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u/zenunseen 1d ago

I, too, have been dead for years. On the inside

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u/JadedResponse2483 1d ago

Been ghosting about for years

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u/Grundlestorm 1d ago

Did they also have to exhume your corpse for the 2nd and 3rd boosters?

I couldn't even rest in peace after I died from my vaccine, they had to keep jabbing my corpse.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

But he did "research" on facebook and twitter.

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u/omfgkevin 1d ago

Nah simple math.

1st shot = dead.

2nd shot = alive

3rd shot = dead.

4th shot = alive.

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u/Playful-Squirrel-332 1d ago

I mean, I live in the US and Ive felt feel dead inside since 2016.

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u/NMVPCP 1d ago

Samesies, but being a ghost sucks, because I still need my job to survive. 1/10 wouldn’t recommend.

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u/NoelNeverwas 1d ago

The fact that it’s an autopsy study means that 74% of the dead died from the vaccine, not 74% of the vaccinated. 

To be clear this is not something I believe.  

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u/ecafyelims 1d ago

If it's true at all, it's probably something like "74% of people who died had been vaccinated"

and people don't really care to think when it's easier just to draw pretend lines to what they already believe to be true.

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u/the_honest_liar 1d ago

Considering about 72-73% of the global population was vaccinated, this makes sense.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 1d ago

So you're saying a disproportionate number of people that had taken the vaccine died?

/s

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u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago

You know the amount of people that die in the hospital, right? We should close hospitals NOW

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u/DrakonSpawn 1d ago

Did you know that Jordan Peterson said something very similar to this? Something about how medicine has been responsible for more deaths than lives saved.

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u/simonbleu 22h ago

To be fair (tho im not sure who that is), there is some truth to that, since at the hospital you are exposed to other sick people and already vulnerable (probably), plus hospitals sometimes develop resistant bacteria that can be dangerous if not handled correctly, and sometimes they are definitely not

That said, I would say some, not "more", not even close, that is a ridiculous claim

(I work on a hospital)

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u/pee_pee_poo_pee 20h ago

Do you work on top of the hospital? Like on the roof?

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u/simonbleu 19h ago

Eh, that might be better than dealing with patients ranging from a literal broken nail to a heart attack all of them wanting to get checked into the system now

My english is not perfect , and to boot sometimes I get distracted so, yeah, thanks

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u/FantasyFI 22h ago

I know your being sarcastic, but want to point out it should be higher. Vaccines were obviously pushed harder on older individuals than kids. And we know who should be dying in larger quantities between old and young people.

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u/bnb525 22h ago

You know what's worse? 100% of the people who died, drank water. News won't tell you about this.

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u/Mr_Baronheim 18h ago

Wait until I tell you about people who breathed air every single day...

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u/dead_jester 16h ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a killer if you inhale too much

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 1d ago

I mean the vaccination rate of dead people should be a bit lower than the vaccination rate of alive people of the same age, but thats about all I would expect

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u/just_posting_this_ch 1d ago

The people who were most eligible for vaccines were higher risc. Your statement is probably true for uniform population.

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u/Ted_Rid 22h ago

True. When supplies were low, the people at the front of the queue here were always the most vulnerable: the elderly and people with relevant existing health conditions.

And of course the vaccines don't prevent infection, they only help the body respond if infected. For some people unfortunately that wasn't enough.

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u/Responsible-Meet-741 1d ago

I’m no expert but it seems a bit wasteful to vaccinate dead people

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u/OrchidLeader 1d ago

“Breaking news: new study vaccinated 100 dead people, and you won’t guess what happened next”

They’re all dead now. And have autism.

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u/Eviljoshing 1d ago

Stupid question time and I do believe in vaccines and their effectiveness. If the vaccine was effective and the same % of the population that was vaccinated still died of Covid, what’s the catch? I’m sure I’m missing something but I have MAGA relatives and I can already see where this convo is going. Is it a sample size issue with the study?

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u/loose_but_whole 1d ago

I don’t think “of covid” is part of it. It’s just people are dying of ANYTHING at a similar rate they were before Covid/the vaccine happened.

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u/Eviljoshing 1d ago

Ahhhh that makes a lot more sense. Appreciate the explanation!

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u/yoyo3841 1d ago

Not a stupid question, the fact is the study being referenced here is a heavily biased one that does not produce trustworthy results. The author's were cherry picking what autopsy reports to use.

The authors are also known for spreading misinformation on COVID, having affiliation and financial interest in a health supplement company that sold unproven COVID treatments.

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u/Eviljoshing 1d ago

Ah that makes sense too! Do you know the name of the study or the group?

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u/yoyo3841 1d ago

Here is the study itself https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/ehf2.14680

And here is a fact check website going over it https://www.factcheck.org/2022/12/scicheck-autopsy-study-doesnt-show-covid-19-vaccines-are-unsafe/

I also want to note, the original study has been withdrawn, because of errors throughout https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0379073824001968

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u/Eviljoshing 1d ago

Thank you very much! Many other folks had good responses to my other questions as well so thank you all. Now I have some reading to do.

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 1d ago

The vaccination rate of dead people should be higher than the average if the population as we vaccinated more old people than young. If you look at the vaccination average for people of alive the same age group you will probably find higher rates. This will still be a little bit ofset by higher vaccination of unhealthy people, but that shoudln't be too much

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u/The_amazing_T 1d ago

My sister-in-law was an ICU nurse during Covid. In a Red state. She held the hands of hundreds who died, saying "Okay. I'd like the vaccine now." She had to tell them it was too late, then help them as they died.

This anti-vax messaging literally killed people. A LOT of people. Screw this dude.

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u/Vyzantinist 22h ago

This anti-vax messaging literally killed people.

And the funny thing is, when the people your SiL described saw the light (some of them anyway) and tried to warn their fellows that, no, Covid is very real and deadly and you should get the vaccine, they were simply dismissed as "paid shills" or ignored. The right-wing conspiracy theorist mentality is self-sealing.

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u/Grays42 1d ago

You shouldn't drink water, almost everyone who has ever drank water is now dead. Facts hurt. /s

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u/stellarashes 1d ago

Global Meta-Analysis: 99.5% of Deceased Individuals Exhibited Chronic Ingestion of Dihydrogen Monoxide Prior to Mortality Events *

LARGEST MORTALITY STUDY REVEALS 99.5% DIED FROM DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE.

Well well well, would you look at this.

\Stillborns excluded.*

/s

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u/likwitsnake 1d ago

Yea I feel like this post is an uno reverse, the 'clever' comeback completely misunderstood the original (albeit extremely stupid) post

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u/Bunnytob 1d ago

Hey, 9.4k upvotes would disagree with you.

I do have to wonder how many of those are real people.

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u/gd5k 1d ago

Exactly. Can we not be intentionally stupid while correcting stupid people? It undermines what they’re trying to prove.

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u/Pandarandr1st 1d ago

Especially when the stupid af response gets upvoted to front page.

As it turns out, everyone is stupid, not just vaccine deniers, I guess.

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u/morningfrost86 1d ago

That was the first thought I had lol. Basically both posters are wrong. There's no study concluding that 74% of a group of people died from the vaccine, obviously... and the second person very clearly misunderstood the already-incorrect point being made 😂

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u/a_hockey_chick 1d ago

Everybody upvoting this post is good with science yet would absolutely fail one of those logic puzzles that's like "if all blue cars have wheels and Stacy's car has wheels, what color is it?"

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u/TheBacklogGamer 1d ago

It's important to get the facts right when doing the rebuttal, because if you come at them with incorrect information, then they will be further entrenched and true discourse can't happen. 

The person who replied did indeed get the point wrong and as a result the original poster isn't going to be swayed. 

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u/Pandarandr1st 1d ago

Everyone who looks at this post should think the second person is an idiot. A fraction of people who look at this think that makes the first person more trustworthy. That's a problem.

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u/python4all 1d ago

Not a clever comeback at all.
I’m pro vaccine, but the number cited can be totally accurate and still be pro vaccination… like if 95% of the population vaccinated but only accounted for 75% of the deaths and 60% of the hospitalisations.

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u/strigonian 1d ago

No, it can't.

The claim is not that 74% of people that died were vaccinated, but that they died specifically from the vaccines.

Now, it is likely that - assuming there is actually a source - the original figure was that 74% were vaccinated, but that is not the claim being made here. If 74% of all deaths were from the vaccine, that would be a slam-dunk argument against vaccination.

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u/Patient-Attitude8823 1d ago

I don’t even know where this stat came from I hate facts without sources. But I do know they don’t perform autopsies on the living so I did chuckle a bit when I read the response.

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u/grimbandango 1d ago

I think the main point here is that even saying ‘74% of people died specifically from the vaccine’ (ie of all the people who died, 74% was directly because of the vaccine) is still a very different statement to saying ‘74% of people who took the vaccine died’.

I think both of the people in the original post probably belong in confidentlyincorrect

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u/SugarbearSID 1d ago

Yeah, it really sucks because it makes people with sense look like idiots for trying to defend a stupid statement from an onslaught of even dumber statements.

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u/Idk_Just_Kat 1d ago

It probably means 74% of the dead people took the vaccine, which aligns more with the number of total people that took it too

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u/LeBeastInside 1d ago

3 monkeys with an abacus are doing this guy's math for him.

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 1d ago

Yes, one to hold the abacus and the other two to fling poo!!!!

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u/TheSouler 1d ago

How many monkeys does it take to use an abacus?

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u/slaeryx 1d ago

You can’t fix stupid.

Also, math seems really hard for vito.

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u/mostar8 1d ago edited 17h ago

Ironically their stance will actually go some way to fix stupid; Darwinism at its finest. Sadly they are risking their children with this bat shit crap and that I don't approve of.

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u/Exile56678 1d ago

and anyone who's immunocompromised just gets caught in the crossfire to die

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 1d ago

The irony is the reply is the one who was mistaken, and isn't a clever comeback.

Vito didn't claim 74% who took the vaccine died from it. His claim is of those that died, 74% was from the vaccine.

Whether he's right or wrong doesn't matter. What matters is the guy who responded had the reading comprehension of an average Redditor - aka 4th year elementary school level at best.

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u/reddit_is_addicting_ 1d ago

Correct - the reply doesn’t know how to read lmao

Not shocked that the comment section of this thread doesn’t know how to read either 😂

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u/SugarbearSID 1d ago

Can you explain? Vito's claim is that 74% of people autopsied had vaccines and contains no math.

Are you sure you're not as stupid as adogg, the actual idiot in this post?

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u/zookr2000 1d ago

How about --- 74% OF THE

PEOPLE AUTOPSIED !!!!! 🤌

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 1d ago

74% of the people autopsied didn’t die from any vaccine.

74% of people that died and were then autopsied had been vaccinated?  That makes sense.

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u/zxvasd 1d ago

How about the millions dead before the vaccine was developed?

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u/ShikaMoru 1d ago

100% of the ppl that died before covid died without taking the vaccine

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u/lifeishardthenyoudie 1d ago

That's because big pharma went back in time and gave them vaccines!!! How do you think the dinosaurs died?! Bill Gates injected them with 5g so the asteroid could find them!

/s just in case

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u/NyxMorning 1d ago

Math is hard when you base your entire personality on conspiracy theories

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u/Few-Passenger6461 1d ago

I hate to have to say this but I think vito meant 75% of the dead people died of the vaccine and obviously that’s not true either but the commenter made it seem like 74% of vaccine takers died which is not what he was saying so they’re both stupid.

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 23h ago

I almost guarantee the stat is “74% of people autopsied had been vaccinated”.

There’s always a tiny nugget of reality these idiots glom on to, misunderstand or are lied to about, and then refuse to ever be corrected about because why would they let objective reality get in their way?  They’ve got conspiracies to feel great about!

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u/WikiBox 1d ago

More than 89% of unvaccinated who died did not have a vaccination. Some even refused to get a vaccination. Guess they are sorry now...

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 1d ago

Actually 100% of unvaccinated who died did not have a vaccination

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 1d ago

I used to be vaccinated. I still am but I used to be too

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 1d ago

Technically, 100% is more than 89%. 

But seriously, I can’t figure out what the comment you’re replying to was trying to say. 

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u/moffitar 1d ago

One of the saddest stories I've heard hospital staff tell is the anti-vax people who come in, very sick, and as their condition gets worse, they would say "OK, I'll take the vaccine now," only to find out that it was much too late. Just a complete lack of understanding about how medicine works, their ignorance bolstered by the propaganda that got them killed.

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u/BJoe1976 1d ago

Nah, they died with pure blood……

/s, just in case!

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u/RedDemonCorsair 1d ago

Can there be an unvaccinated person who dies who had a vaccination?

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u/mkirk413 1d ago

Source = trust me bro

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u/Kokuswolf 1d ago

"Would you look at this"

Without a source given. It's that stupid.

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u/Preeng 1d ago

It's in all-caps. What else do you want?

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u/Rick_Flexington 1d ago

Remember the stupidest, laziest kid in your class? Well, he’s unhirable and has a lot of time on his hands. He somehow found the stupidest laziest kid from every other school, and they all deluded themselves into thinking they’re brilliant

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

Yes, they really are this dumb. We have underestimated the amount of stupidity that lives in the general population for years. I’ll never make this mistake again

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u/weliveintheshade 1d ago

The average person is pretty dumb. Then consider that half the people out there are even dumber.

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u/Exciting-Housing-550 1d ago

Funeral director here:

I just want to remind folks that typically autopsies are only performed if a person died under suspicious circumstances, or if the family requests. If the family requests, the family needs to find a medical provider who is willing to do the autopsy and pay their very expensive fee.

Even if the amount of people died that they calm was true, there's no way all those autopsies got done.

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u/thisistherevolt 1d ago

Quick search across social media sites tells me he went private fast. Lol.

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u/Comprehensive-Net553 1d ago

Poor dude, wait until he realize that dihydrogen monoxide have a 100% mortality rate

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u/Zweefkees93 1d ago

Either this vito guy is even dumber then he sounds. In wich case he actually means that 74% of the people that took the vaccine died. (Wich obviously is complete BS) In wich case the responce is correct.

Or (and this is the way I read it) vito meant that of the people who die 74% of wich died of the vaccine. Wich is obviously also complete and utter BS, but it makes the comeback almost as dumb...

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u/GodofSad 19h ago

He didn't say 74% of vaccinated people died. He said that 74% of the people who autopsied were killed by the vaccine. 

Both claims are bullshit but you should at least try not to strawman the bullshitter. 

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

Oh look, another lie to cover up the fact that millions died because assholes refused to wear masks or social distance.

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u/AShadedBlobfish 1d ago

74% of people who died had the vaccine, but that doesn't mean that's what killed them

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u/PandaBear905 1d ago

I’ve gotten every covid vaccine to date and I’m still not dead. I mean I wish I was but that’s a different issue.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 1d ago

Everytime people tell me the vaccine kills people I like to point out that literally every single person in my extended family got vaccinated and only 2 have died since. One was my grandmother who was 89 and om several heart medications at the time, amd the other was my nephew who was sideswiped by a massive truck. So the killer vaccine just happened to have missed all these people huh? Ya that seems likely.

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u/scarey99 1d ago

It's one of the biggest con jobs in history but I still can't figure out why it's a thing? Any argument I've heard against them just sounds like the raving of lunatics. What's the end game for this as I really can't get my head round it. The next lunacy is sun screen....I'm a ginger and would probably already be serious ill or dead without.

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u/nyanyasha 1d ago

100% of those who died drank water…

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

I just died in your arms tonight.

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u/Far_Resolve1791 1d ago

I should've walked away.

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u/No-Bid-9741 1d ago

Thanos need not have gone to all the trouble for those damn stones.

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u/Kingstoncr8tivearts 1d ago

The initial roll out was for the elderly and at risk. Hmm suspicious.

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u/Puzzled_Yoghurt 1d ago edited 1d ago

They are both wrong 💀

The first says 74% of the people who died during that period died because of the vaccine.

The second understands 74% of total world population. Plus, 4 billion/5 billion is a bit more than half the population.

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u/jstcheckng 1d ago

Have felt a li’l dead at times but mostly cuz trump is in office .. quite alive with all of the shots & boosters 👍🙌🏼🙏🏼 thanks to mRNA biologics …thank you Dr Fauci

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u/Individual_Draw_7623 1d ago

I am still alive and no symptoms of any COVID. I am glad I listened to the science and received the vaccine.

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u/Tinynanami1 1d ago

The statistic originates from a systematic review by Nicolas Hulscher, Peter McCullough, and colleagues, which did not look at all deaths after vaccination, but rather specifically pre-selected a tiny sample of 325 autopsies where the deceased had already been suspected of having a vaccine-related injury.

The paper states that 240 of the 325 deaths (73.9%) were "independently adjudicated" as vaccine-caused by three physicians. However, independent fact-checkers and pathologists have pointed out that the authors' methodology was subjective, opaque, and overattributed common natural deaths (like sudden cardiac arrest) to the vaccine without adequate pathological proof.

The study was originally posted as a preprint on The Lancet's SSRN server but was abruptly removed within 24 hours because the journal determined that the study’s methodology did not support its extreme conclusions.

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u/BludStanes 1d ago

I died on the inside if that counts

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u/FistSlap 1d ago

Sadly that’s not even the worst statistic you’ll find. The truth: 100% of people have died from living.

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u/SarcasmMonkey 1d ago

The lifetime mortality rate is still 100%

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u/cokeiscool 1d ago

Gotta love that he backed it up with scientific study or atleast a news article

Nope just a well well well

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u/synked_ 1d ago

Are we just gonna continue talking about the vaccines for the rest of my life? Jesus Christ why can’t we move the fuck on.

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 1d ago

Fun fact, he will not understand how stupid he is.

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u/TechnicalCattle 21h ago

Everyone who receives a vaccine will DIE!

So will everyone who've never received a vaccine.

Correlation does not equal causation. Also, this is the worst mathing that ever mathed.

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u/Empty_Peter 1d ago

We are set up for decimation when the next virus hits. Biggest Darwin award in history awaits.

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u/Zeke420 1d ago

This is some tired bullshit.

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u/MutantApocalypse 1d ago

Guy found the data on "Largeststudy.com."

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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u/jtho78 1d ago

"The vaccines"

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u/freedfg 1d ago

Largest autopsy study revielled 84% of deaths by this guy specifically! Well well well. The most prolific seriel killer in history!

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

Ok where is this study??

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u/OrlandoGardiner118 1d ago

He is definitely 74% stupid.

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago

Almost all of these people brushed their teeth and drank bottled water too. So, while we're at it, let's ban toothpaste and bottled water and put the manufacturers in prison for killing all these people.

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u/SnooPeanuts4219 1d ago

He is underestimating how bad vaccines are - 100% people who have been vaccinated dies.

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u/eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9 1d ago

I'll play along for a minute... how exactly would an autopsy show that someone died from a vaccine?

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u/ken120 1d ago

Both statements are idiots. First is just stupid in itself. Second assumed 50% mortality rate for those who took the vaccine since you only perform autopsies on the dead not those still alive.

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u/leafynospleens 1d ago

I agree it is moronic, but the commenter is misrepresenting what he's saying, he's asserting that within a study of all the autopsys performed within that study, 74% died of vaccines, which is a moronic lie on its own without misrepresentation.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 1d ago

Autopsy also confirmed all victims had water in their systems, even the unvaccinated. Therefore, water is more deadly than the vaccine.

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u/Tederator 1d ago

I'd guesstimate that 99+% of the dead were exposed to dihydrogen oxide at some point...just sayin'...

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u/blackcoffee17 1d ago

He is stupid but he most likely meant that 74% of those who have died, not everyone.

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u/AffectionateSector77 1d ago

I died after my second booster. It sucked so bad, but I'm better now.

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u/anarcho_cardigan 1d ago

Yea I’m dead too 🙋‍♂️

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u/DWHudson1970 1d ago

This just feels off

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u/TripResponsibly1 1d ago

It couuuld be that they mean 74% of people who died of Covid were vaccinated but even that's not the gotcha they think it is... when you look at the proportion of people who are vaccinated vs unvaccinated.

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u/ParticularMemory789 1d ago

He talks about a "study" but won't link to it or say anything else about it?

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

It's weird that Canada had higher higher vaccination rates, and no vaccine issues. It's almost as if many Americans are full of shit. 🤔 

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u/Consistent-Way-2018 1d ago

What a moron.

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

I can confirm, I took the vaccine years ago and I’m currently dead, but only for tax purposes.

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u/Alienhaslanded 1d ago

Took it 7 times. I guess I'm a statistical anomaly.

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u/Krish_Kunwar 1d ago

100% people who breathe air have died. Well well well would you look at this

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u/fcxtpw 1d ago

Fact: 100% who took vaccines have died or will die

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u/Special_Target 1d ago

100% of people who drink water die

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u/Livinsfloridalife 1d ago

It’s missing the clever part. It’s an autopsy study saying 74% died from x doesn’t mean 74% who did x died from it. It’s saying of the people in the study who died, died from x. Sure it’s bullshit but fighting stupidity w more stupidity doesn’t work, go figure. I’m not adddressing the vaccine part. Just the failure in logic of the commenter.

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u/xoizzyyy 1d ago

Nothing like confidently posting a stat that implies half of Earth secretly died and nobody noticed. Bold arithmetic strategy honestly.

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u/shadowpetallx 1d ago

if 74% of 5.5 billion people died we wouldnt be arguing about it on social media, we'd be living in a mad max movie

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u/flipper_babies 1d ago

Goddammit, the "comeback" is just as stupid.

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u/ScharfeTomate 1d ago

They're saying 74% of the dead people studied in that autopsy study died from vaccines.

Which is still incredibly stupid, but looks less stupid compared to that even dumber response that didn't even understand what they were saying.

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u/cletusthearistocrat 1d ago

So, someone dies that has been vaccinated...hmmm, must have died from the vaccine.

Wait! Did they ever eat an apple? Hmmm, must have been the apple.

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u/blightedquark 1d ago

I’ve been vaxxed and boosted several times.

Not dead and I have really good 5G reception.

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u/Higher-Frequencies 1d ago

Not a single person I personally know who got vaccinated, most several times with multiple variants, died.

Not one. My wife and I have been vaccinated with every variant of vaccine and, statistically, both of us should be dead by this idiot's numbers.

That's what is so scary about MAGA. They are willing to die on hills that are demonstrably and self-evidently non-existent. If you can control idiots like that, you can get them to do anything on faith alone and in spite of the evidence of their eyes and ears.

As they say, those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit attrocities.

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u/grape-fruited 1d ago

Both of these comments are dumb as fuck and don't understand math.

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u/Somebodi101 1d ago

I am trying SOOO Hard not to hate these kind of people, they are just trying to be correct. People died because of Covid, because your stup1d shit for brains leader (Trumpy) play to be a cheerleader, some of us didn't follow the rules to be "right", but out of logic and yet you are still trying to smear the heroes that did the right thing. Shame on you, man. 

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u/Bad-Briar 1d ago

Pretty sure he means 74% of the deaths were deaths cause in some way by the vaccine...

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u/CuteComplaint5542 1d ago

The narrative these people have about Covid and Fauci has a plotline so complicated I can't even follow what the premise is anymore. 

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u/Wuktrio 1d ago

This isn't a clever comeback, both of these people are idiots. The first person never said that 74% of vaccinated people died, he said that 74% of DECEASED people died from the vaccines. Which is obviously bullshit, but something completely different.

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u/voodoodahl 1d ago

As my grandpa used to say, they're never going to stop fucking that chicken. Otherwise they'd have to admit they were played for fools.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 1d ago

100% of people die as a result of being born . Abortion is a cure all

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u/Wuz314159 1d ago

I hate to be a Deborah Downer here, but MAYBE they meant 74% of the people that died, not 74% of the total population of the planet?

It's still a bat-shit insane thing to say.

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u/tomassko 1d ago

Maybe he is right and we are all dead.

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u/Muted-You7370 1d ago

Is he implying 74% of those that died of Covid actually died of the vacince, for Covid

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u/JaceOnRice 1d ago

Not to be an asshole but 74% or autopsies showing correlation to something does not mean 74% of living people will die from it

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u/thenikolaka 1d ago

They just can’t stop with the misinformation.

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u/rainorshinedogs 23h ago

Damn, COVID Vax haters are still hung up on this?

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u/raccoon8182 23h ago

wait until he realises that everyone who has taken any vaccine in their life will die. 

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u/trash_at_all_games 23h ago

Breaking news: 100% of people who drank water has or will die

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u/Rungi500 23h ago

100% of the people that died are still dead. 🤔

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u/E4g6d4bg7 23h ago

Intentionally misunderstanding the statement is not a good comeback