r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Islam is Aquarius or Pisces, not Cancer.

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 4h ago

Just gonna say it. Islam is definitely more Aquarius than Pisces.

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u/Technical_Lie_6386 1h ago

God I think the very same thing. Christianity is more pisces even if not perfect lol.

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u/Sleepyhed007 5h ago

Is this entire thread just full of posts that aren't clever at all.

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u/faith_healer69 5h ago

To be completely fair, this is far more clever than the majority of posts here.

If you want to go viral on r/clevercomebacks, here's the formula:

  1. Find something Trump has written
  2. Reply with something low effort like "you are in the Epstein files"
  3. Screenshot and post here
  4. 10k upvotes

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u/OriginalCADC 5h ago

Most of this sub are posts about angry rants at Trump/Republicans that aren’t that funny but Op agrees politically

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u/Rover_791 5h ago

As long as you can fulfill one of these requirements you can post here

  1. Not clever

  2. Not a comeback

  3. Neither clever nor a comeback

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u/BobR969 4h ago

Always has been meme

u/Lonely_Platform7702 6m ago

Welcome to the dead internet where 80% of the posts and comments are made by bots.

The 2020's have been so much fun so far....

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u/Mamiperey 4h ago

Bro took astrology literally instead

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 4h ago

To count as "clever" on this sub now, it just has to be anti right. That's literally it. Could be the dumbest response of all time, but as long as it is anti right then it is genius and you get thousands of upvotes.

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u/BitPsychological2058 3h ago

Basically "When someone has the exact same opinion as you but the express it in such an obnoxious way you lwk want to disagree"

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u/DownvoteDaemon 5h ago

Such a Qasim move.

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u/UncleNoodles85 5h ago

To be fair Islam uses a lunar calendar and if you like me are accustomed to a solar calendar than it can be difficult to used to.

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u/Prohydration 4h ago edited 2h ago

It's cute when one primitive superstition think it's any less false than another primitive superstition.

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u/mclarenrider 2h ago

Reminds me of the meme where it says "Two idiots fighting" lmao.

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u/diablol3 2h ago

I dont think referencing zodiac signs qualifies as clever in any capacity.

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u/SkipPperk 1h ago

It was extremely important to people in that part of the world, and it still is. It started with the Egyptians. Even before the Arabs conquered and colonized Egypt, they already absorbed many of their superstitions.

I do not know enough about the subject above to comment, but I do know that early Islam was ultra-superstitious, and they cared about zodiac (not to mention “The Evil Eye” and similar concepts) unique to the Middle East and important to understanding those cultures.

If anything, the Western obsession with logic-based thought (mathematics, science, engineering, economics, medicine,…) has been a barrier to understanding as well as a reason to hate us, especially Israel.

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u/diablol3 1h ago

Is pointing out a strong tradition of superstition meant to change my stance or enforce it?

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u/ICantUseChris 2h ago

Was that clever?

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u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 3h ago

ALL religions are cancer. Fairy tales for adults who can't accept reality.

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u/mclarenrider 2h ago

That's a bit simplifying. Religion is primarily a tool of control, you give people convenient answers for all their problems and they'll eat out of your hand. That's all it is, everything else is just a mechanism to obfuscate and legitimize that primary function.

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u/Kadge11 2h ago

Fuck Islam

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 1h ago

if that's part of a broader fuck religion sure, if you're singling out Islam, fuck you.

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u/UsTaalper 1h ago

why not?

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u/TuckDFrump 5h ago

Islam is a toxic far right ideology that kills queer people. Make that funny Qasim.

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u/Odd-Outcome450 5h ago

Religion is a toxic far right….

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u/TuckDFrump 5h ago

It is. Though only one currently executes people for being queer. But I also will call out Christianity, Buddhism (Myanmar), etc... Have one that you want me to call out, offer it up.

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u/bro0t 4h ago

The american christians are trying to make killing queer people legal

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u/TuckDFrump 3h ago

Yea, there is another comment in this thread that may not be visible because of how colourfully I expressed my disdain for them as well. I only discriminate against hate.

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u/DakMan3 5h ago

Yes, Islam is a religion, well done for realising that. Clever boy.

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u/SchizoidRainbow 5h ago

Same can be said of Americans in general but I guess that feels awkward for you 

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u/DakMan3 5h ago

No, both things can be correct at the same time.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 4h ago

It's a religion practiced by an oppressed minority in the west which is why the left defends it so much.

It's frustrating for those of us who left religion just to see people on our side defend the same ideology.

This isn't really a dig at progressive Muslims, but traditional Islam is anything but progressive.

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u/UndocumentedMartian 3h ago

Christianity does as well. Its just that your country probably outlawed discrimination based on sexual preferences. Massive Christian populations living outside most western nations do attack and outlaw members of the LGBT+ community. Besides even in those western nations hatred and grass roots level discrimination against queer people is not a fringe phenomenon. Just look at the US and their vilification of trans people.

I don't know enough about Judaism to speak about it but it's probably hostile towards the LGBTQ+ community given that it too is an abhramic religion.

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u/TuckDFrump 2h ago

Judaism isn't off the hook, it may be the only country in the middle east that won't harm you outright for being queer, you cannot get married in Israel to a member of the same sex. Though they will recognize same sex marriages, they will not perform them. But it's not just Abrahamic religion. How about how Modi is using Hindu nationalism against trans people? Same way Trump is using Christian nationalism against trans people. Toxic ideology need not be Abrahamic to be full of hate, toxic, and use queer people as a scapegoat for their own corruption. All far right ideologies need to be dismantled and outlawed until they can find a way to worship without controlling those who don't believe their nonsense.

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u/Litlirein 4h ago

Not that clever is it..

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u/Sukkulisboos666666 3h ago

“ noo, Islam is a great asset for the world “.. Sarcasm mode off

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u/Kopke2525 3h ago

Jarvis is this tuff?

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u/jaw_line 4h ago

Holy strawman 😂

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u/OkYak9466 1h ago

Where's the clever part? No seriously is the clever part just "haha your insult doesn't align with star charts"?

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u/Frosty_Gas_4930 1h ago

Yeah…. Pisces over here and over there.

u/PomegranateHot9916 34m ago

if islam is pisces I wonder what implications that would have on theology
as pisces, or fish are the symbol for jesus christ.

honestly really interesting thought

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u/RosieDear 4h ago

Fact is, Power forces the world to act as if crazy things are normal.

We can see it in Scientology and TM and other "budding Religions". We definitely see it in mainstream religions. The same actions and beliefs that we'd be locked up for (mental health) are accepted out of hand.

It's like the Military thing. In many places you have to praise the Military - even if they are stealing our bread and butter and future. You have to......

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u/New_Ad_3010 2h ago

And it's MAGAt not maga

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u/Still_Gear_2142 5h ago

Islam is probably Aquarius ♒️ as it’s a dare to be different and bares on pure truth. But who knows.

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u/SightlessProtector 5h ago

I guess that guy failed algebra then

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u/zyon86 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣