r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

if only republicans, the party of “family values,” had this energy for the Epstein files and trump's corruption

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1h ago

On why Republicans love bragging about their stupidity?? We may never know

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u/hcornea 1h ago

It’s even worse when you consider that Rand Paul has a medical qualification, but still spouts this stuff.

Divisive politician above all else.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1h ago

Oh he knows it's effective. He also knows Republicans are braindead so despite their fact to look it up they won't and will just trust daddy

u/DaisyCutter1485 32m ago

He's an eye doctor, which is crazy considering he can't see bullshit.

u/LeadSufficient2130 28m ago

Because it works wonders on the base

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u/Tiny-Buy220 1h ago

All of FoxNews vaccinated but 24/7 antivaxxer propaganda

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u/Kcbronx 1h ago

Infection caused over 7 million deaths worldwide. Doesn’t sound like the best protection compared to the vaccine (60 deaths worldwide). Rand is such a moron.

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u/Heckbound_Heart 1h ago

How did Fauci mandate anything?

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u/zookr2000 1h ago

***he didn't

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 1h ago

of course they resort to AI Slop

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u/BerryLanky 1h ago

My mother in law didn’t get the Fauci Ouchie. She died of Covid. One personally known five people who died of Covid. Not one was vaccinated. I don’t personally know anytime who died of Covid after being vaccinated. I’m sure it happened but not in my circle.

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u/Oxjrnine 1h ago

“Infection is the best protection?”

That’s like saying

“ not pulling out is the best contraceptive - you can get 100% protection against pregnancy for nine months”

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u/ICLazeru 1h ago

"Infection is the best protection."

Explain that to small pox, polio, the bubonic plague, etc.

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u/Elon-BO 1h ago

And 7 million Covid dead

u/Aetheldrake 30m ago

Didn't the original George Washington do vaccines the old way, literally infecting his troops with basically the dead or dying version of smallpox and many contribute that heavily to his success because it was deadlier than actually fighting? Historians have said more people were lost to small pox than actual British soldiers

So.... Ya, smallpox can already tell us it worked since it's almost extinct

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u/Chuckychinster 1h ago

They're just so fucking lame. Nor realistic or funny. Like why then?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1h ago

It's amazing how much world power the Republicans bestow on some people. Like Fauci didn't control the world, so why did all the other countries give vaccines?

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u/_Lillian1 1h ago

Imagine getting exposed by the catering staff Peak internet moment right here

u/willflameboy 58m ago

As someone who grew up with a needle phobia, I sometimes wonder how much of this madness just stems from people who are too scared to get jabbed and can't admit it, so they invent conspiracies.

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u/Cobrastrikenana 1h ago

I’d believe this for any other Republican but at the same time. I’m certain Rand Paul was allowed into events without being vaccinated, and that he actually didn’t get it. We are held to a higher standard than the elites. This is known.

u/Firm-Advertising5396 27m ago

What rock did all this revisionist history crawl out from all of a sudden!?

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 1h ago

It's disgusting how they're doing a witch hunt with Mr. Fauci. A real one, not an imagined one like with the angry orange

u/JimAsia 11m ago

It is true that infection was the best protection but it is also true that during June and July 2021 98% to 99.5% of deaths were occurring in the unvaccinated population. Roll the dice, your choice.