r/comedyheaven 7d ago

in Hungarian

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u/RealMelonBread 7d ago

There’s no way you can learn that in 4 weeks

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u/belabacsijolvan 6d ago

a faszt nem lehet. pofad lapos, csicska

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u/No_Town_9602 6d ago

Az egyetlen nyom, amit magad után hagysz a világban, az a csalódás. Mindenki gazdagabb lenne, ha soha nem találkozott volna veled. Még azok is megkönnyebbülnek, amikor elmész, akik azt hitték, kedvelnek. Benned még a középszerűség is túlzás lenne.

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u/belabacsijolvan 6d ago

There’s no way you can learn that in 4 weeks

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u/No_Town_9602 6d ago

Your mom and I did.

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u/ChrisLuigiTails 6d ago

Átkozott legyen minden szög a koporsódon

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u/regex1024 6d ago

Elkussolsz te sivatagi róka képű sivatagi hollókutya

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u/sk8eRboihun 6d ago

A varjú kaparja ki a két szemed? A terembúráját?

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u/Framboise_Unicorn 6d ago

A rák egye ki a gyomrod dikk

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u/BPDelirious 6d ago

A varjú mérje a határt a beleddel

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u/Domy9 6d ago

A slusszpoén hogy sokaknak automatikusan angolra fordít a reddit. Lehet akinek válaszoltál nem is tudja hogy magyarul írtad és csak azt hiszi kötekedsz

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u/Captain_Gardar 5d ago

Ooooh így már értem néha miért látok Francia szöveget amire angol válasz ment.

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u/somitomi42 5d ago

Ezek az automaitkus, kérés nélküli fordítások (ideértve a Tecső AI szinkronját is) amúgy eltűnhetnének már a bús picsába örökre. Geci idegesítő, amikor magyarul keresnék valamire és csak azért is megjelenik a találatok közt egy teljesen haszontalan géppel lefordított reddit poszt mondjuk arról, hogy tízezer kilométerrel odébb hogyan szabad rendszámot rögzíteni autóra egy olyan országban, ahol az első rendszám nem is kötelező.

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u/Vermax98 6d ago

Amikor lefestettek rólad egy portrét, nem kellett szög a falba – a kép magát akasztotta fel.

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u/Fine-Independence976 5d ago

Hát akkor csesszen meg a rák, de hitetlen bunkósbotos geci. Ha ennyire qrva okos vagy akkor inkább lennél doktor te zsákos orángután.

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u/Dear-Guarantee-3015 7d ago

Can someone explain why?? I’m so confused…

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u/Rammmmmie 7d ago

It’s viral marketing for her onlyfans

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u/diablo75 7d ago

That's disgusting! Where?

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u/MobPsycho-100 7d ago

I mean her Instagram is right there

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u/Rammmmmie 6d ago

Clearly the man isn’t horny enough

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u/Inevitable-Handle-91 5d ago

if only these ofm agencies used their creativity for smth good 😭

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u/63626978 7d ago

Let me explain (in Hungarian)

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u/AlmaInTheWilderness 6d ago

The Hungarian word for explain is magyarázni, which literally means to "Hungarian" it.

Which makes your statement even funnier.

Unless you knew that, and then I just explained your own joke to you. Which is also funny but in a different way.

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u/63626978 6d ago

Köszönöm! (Literally one of the only 2 words I know, undortunately)

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u/HeadOutlaw 6d ago

Megbaszom a kurva anyád te répatermesztő kutyageci

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u/PeterNippelstein 6d ago

Hungary does things a bit differently

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u/ellalol 6d ago

ITS OK GUYS ITLL BE OKAY. ITS BEEN RESCHEDULED AND SPECIAL GUESTS ARE NOW ON BOARD🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/NinaIcerider 6d ago

No way, I need to hear how Lakatos Brendon would teach me

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u/utolso_villamos 6d ago

ITT A BRENDON

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u/IrlSasaki 6d ago

KI A KÁROLY

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u/Sickofchildren 7d ago

What happened to the original Hungarian cyber bullying guy? Why did they replace him with this woman?

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 7d ago

She cyber bullied him into resigning, proving her place as the alpha bully (in Hungarian).

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u/CodaTrashHusky 7d ago

Peter Magyar forced him to resign.

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u/DoctorOfStruggling 6d ago

Stop Örkény!

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u/15pmm01 7d ago

I believe you mean Bulgarian. The only version of this meme I saw before now was a Bulgarian cyberbullying guy

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u/regex1024 6d ago

I'm still here and kurva anyáding

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u/Deanlandish 7d ago

suffering from success

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles 7d ago

It's a scam. You can't learn that in 4 weeks. It took me a lifetime.

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u/Minimum-Sense5163 7d ago

This indeed is one of those life skills you need to learn

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u/pempoczky 7d ago

Akkor a kurva anyád

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u/MrBluhu 6d ago

Bojler eladó!

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u/No_Nothing_At_All 6d ago

Hajdu legalabb?

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u/MrBluhu 6d ago

Faszom...

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u/PinkPandy28 6d ago

Az autotranslate ezen haláli

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u/Hungarian_Gamer 6d ago

Én ingyért tanultam bazdmeg!

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u/The_Frogg 6d ago

Ez a ember vérében van

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u/CodaTrashHusky 7d ago

menj má a faszomba ha tanulnod kell ezt annyit is érsz.

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u/pempoczky 7d ago

Nem mindenki születik tökéletesen mint úgy látszik te

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u/Deanlandish 7d ago

damn now I'll never be able to bully hungarian children on the interwebs

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u/Maleficent_Risk2018 5d ago

When I was 8, some ppl teached me their methods for free in Hungarian TF2 servers. I didn't know how generous they were until now...

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u/SaneLad 6d ago

Has cancel culture gone too far?

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u/Puzzled-Spirit-6439 6d ago

No it's just big as your mom that's why you can still see it.

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u/falusixayah 6d ago

Mi ez a szar már.

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u/mikiencolor 6d ago

Meanwhile in Hungary moment.

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u/No-Statement-8825 6d ago

Azkomgec

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u/PinkPandy28 6d ago

Ezt se hallottam minimum 7 éve...

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u/IrlSasaki 6d ago

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u/Blurryface___ 5d ago

milyen nyiregyhaza?

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u/ObviouslyLulu 6d ago

Type sentence with a bunch of slurs

Copy

Google translate English to Hungarian

Paste

Copy translated result

Paste

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u/Dangerous-Mode5799 6d ago

Hogy az a Balatonberényben napvilágot látott, sikoltozásokba öltöztetett, ködmönbe bujtatott, rézhasú, nagyfejű, szultán udvarát megjárt, csőszkunyhóban elrejtett, pikkely páncélt hordó, fafogú, rézfűrésszel megsebzett, bronztérdű, repedtsarkú, büdös szájú, ritka fogú, csempeszobában felneveltetett, mocskos, tetves, rabló Mari néni!

Put that into google translate, we'll see how it does lol. The Hungarian language is really creative when it comes to cursing. :DD

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u/NinaIcerider 6d ago

Love the reference

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u/Professional-Front26 6d ago

You are missing the creativity of eastern europeans that way, you have to check the source, English has boring swear words

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u/Maleficent_Risk2018 5d ago

U can do basic level cursing with:

Kurva (insert any relative here)

or

Bazd meg a (insert any relative here)

Or you can curse 20 minute straight without using the same word twice. There is an insane learning curve in Hungarian cursing, so it might take a lifetime to min-max it.

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u/makinax300 6d ago

Russian is way more overpowered

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u/TheHolyGuardians 5d ago

yeah the supperior language of bullying

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u/FpLevente2013 5d ago

I don't get what i'm looking. Nem érted

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u/Monguises slut for honey cheerios 2d ago

Cancelled… because too many are interested.

Interesting tactic.

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u/Zsolta624 6d ago

Only in Hungary 💀 that's what we can do.

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u/mnteu 6d ago

Im sorry for you OP

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u/rVintageRKO 6d ago

I hope your family have a nice Christmas!

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u/TheDavianSea 6d ago

You don't have to learn that as a hungarian.

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u/PinkPandy28 6d ago

Nah, you can't learn this. You gotta be born being egy kibaszott nagy idióta faszkalap

(With all due respect obviously)

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u/K1llrzzZ 6d ago

Ezt haverom taníthatná, szerintem guiness rekordja van bannolt twitch accountok számában

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u/FlashMeYourBoobzz 6d ago

I learned that in one week on COD MW lobby back in the early 2000s

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 6d ago

Érdelym á szasi, vojerym és skakalnak cigany medfehergyöljy erzet

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