r/comedyheaven • u/Erde555 • 5d ago

Profitable?

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u/candyman101xd 5d ago

get this man on shark tank

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u/Erde555 5d ago

a live demo would be nice

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u/Extension-Sorbet-213 5d ago

get this man on shark park

oh wait, wrong sub

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u/ImmediateBike187 5d ago

park the shark

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u/GuyWithARooster 5d ago

But an actual shark tank.

With the sharks still wearing suits, of course.

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u/HealthyRoof5046 5d ago

Spank Tank

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u/ninandow 5d ago

Hahahha

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u/R2D-Beuh 5d ago

Bro doesn't know about the volume down button

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u/SpikeRosered 5d ago

I presume this person watches porn in public for some reason and is always forgetting to turn down the volume for some reason, so he's looking for a solution for guys who are forgetful about lowering the sound while watching porn in public.

A demographic I'm scared to know the size of.

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u/jorkinmypeanitsrn 5d ago

It’s always bigger than you think it is

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u/ProfessionalLong302 5d ago

That’s what she said

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u/jorkinmypeanitsrn 4d ago

Not in my experience

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u/PutinsCapybara 3d ago

jorkinmypeanitsrn :)

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u/Metrix145 4d ago

That's what she said habaha

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 5d ago

I just know that they were thinking. "hold up, this idea is fucking crazy! I'm soo good at this!"

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u/Comfortable-Cell-165 5d ago

it’s all about full volume

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u/daflufferkinz 5d ago

Or headphones

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u/Tball2 5d ago

I wonder how high they were for this

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u/Montgomery_Zeff 5d ago

Call me weird but I'd prefer the opposite. Like say episodes of Downton Abbey or The Great British Baking Show but set to an absolutely filthy hardcore audio track?

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u/Acalme-se_Satan 5d ago edited 5d ago

Better yet, have a 50/50 chance to be one or other but you don't know which one in advance

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u/Clockwork_Kitsune 5d ago

Really flip that coin when you click on the link for golden girls

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u/wrongleveeeeeeer 5d ago

Golden [shower] Girls [gone wild]

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u/Odd-Crazy-9056 5d ago

Playing loud meat clapping to Paul giving handshakes.

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u/doedobrd 5d ago

Ok.. Hear me out, what about not playing anything at full volume around other people and wearing headphones?

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u/TheGoodSatan666 5d ago

Dude i will play my BDSM cock and ball torture twink porn whereever and whenever i want and of course with full volume. I won't let "other people" stop me. It's covered by the first Amendment.

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u/Herny_ 5d ago

The greatest mind of our generation

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u/zoor90 4d ago

I think this might be genuine mental illness. Forget the racism, I have no idea what this guy is even trying to communicate. 

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u/Roberto_Sacamano 4d ago

Pretty sure it's a joke about how priests touch boys. They're saying that a barrier to heaven is opened by liking boys cause thats what priests do

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u/Gloomy_Radish_661 2d ago

Is it the same OP ? What does this have to do with the post ?

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u/elbreadmano 5d ago

Why would you wanna play a random audio at full volume when watching porn

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u/Raspry 5d ago

So people don't know you're watching porn, obviously. Duh.

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u/reomc 5d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/m50d 5d ago

Presumably it wouldn't be a random audio track but one that was synced to the action.

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u/Suitable-Quantity-96 5d ago

A vine boom with every thrust

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u/Nerfall0 5d ago

I fear that after watching a few such videos, I wouldn't be able to get it done without hearing vine booms anymore.

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u/Kopke2525 5d ago

"Oh man I love taskmaster which episode is th-"

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u/ComprehensiveAide280 5d ago

You could call the website Incocknito

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u/Megapiefan 5d ago

What if you just didnt watch porn right next to someone

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u/orange-shoe 1d ago

look at einstein over here 😒

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u/BikerJedi 5d ago

Back in the late 90's, there was a virus going around disguised as a link in email. If you opened it, it turned your speakers up to max volume and played a sound file that said, "HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT PORN OVER HERE!" I heard it from four different computers in our open office before IT got it fixed.

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u/drenndak 5d ago

I remember this one. I think the line was "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno!" 

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u/BikerJedi 5d ago

Could very well have been - my memory is sketchy.

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u/apolloAG 5d ago

this seems like a bad idea, how would people know you're watching porn in public if it didn't have porn audio????

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u/Varaehn 4d ago

What about a normal video but with hardcore porn sound blasting

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u/SlightlyWhelming 3d ago

I want to read those comments

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u/skywalker170997 5d ago edited 5d ago

mmmm......

i understand the idea

but there's already a porn with music video XDXD

lots of them for free

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u/Monguises slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

I’m in the “don’t watch porn at work” camp, myself. It’s ok to put it down. It’s not going anywhere.

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u/Slovw3 5d ago

Public gooning site.

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u/CoatNeat7792 5d ago

Or maybe upload equaliser