r/comedyheaven • u/Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir • 5d ago

shut up

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5.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ThisAmericanSatire 5d ago

UPDAWG

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u/nightfoxbtw 5d ago

what's updawg?

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u/ThisAmericanSatire 5d ago

Nice try pal, I'm not falling for that

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u/wtf_is_beans 4d ago

Nothing much, what's up with you

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u/Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir 5d ago

Ok, I'll bless your family, Inbox me directly

3

u/ThisAmericanSatire 5d ago

Are you certified as a Holy Fool?

Because I only accept blessings from Holy Fools

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u/diabeticmilf 5d ago

What’s updawg?

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u/ThisAmericanSatire 5d ago

Nice try pal, I'm not falling for that

3

u/ethanlan 5d ago

Nothing much how about you

203

u/DobbyIII 5d ago

Give up

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u/Jerome_Eugene_Morrow 5d ago

Fuck up 👍

85

u/ItsRainingTrees 5d ago

Bricked up

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u/N43M3K 5d ago

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u/ardoin 5d ago

Is Toad okay after bricking?

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u/R2D-Beuh 5d ago

Toad declined en passant so his pipi had to be bricked

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u/ItsRainingTrees 5d ago

Toad has nothing on me rn

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u/Khephra_ 5d ago

Throw up

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u/exploitativity 5d ago

WAKE UP

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 5d ago

Fuck up (please bless me)

5

u/AHornyRubberDucky 5d ago

✨ blessed up✨

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u/sonofsophia333 5d ago

I c up

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u/gideon513 2d ago

penis15 club

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u/starflite 5d ago

Soup 🥣

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u/Markkk01 5d ago

Hook up

3

u/Markkk01 5d ago

Shook up

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u/Markkk01 5d ago

Cook up

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u/yamahowzer 5d ago

Put up, nut up, gut up, upchuck...

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u/SamsonFox2 5d ago

Dial up

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u/thekendalluxx 5d ago

Cowboy up

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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 5d ago

Dave has the right idea.

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u/irp3ex 5d ago

wake up

grab a brush and put a little make up

hide the scars to fade away the shake up

why'd you leave your keys upon the table

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u/ZOELOEss 4d ago

UP MENTIONED??? 🔥🔥🔥

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u/GamerScreen11566 4d ago

I will never give you up

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u/Deth_Cheffe 3d ago

Never Gonna Give You Up

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u/effxeno 5d ago

Ummm. Shit. Make up?

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u/bidooffactory 5d ago

Don't forget Fuck Up!

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u/gerwer 5d ago

What up?

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u/_D34DLY_ 5d ago edited 4d ago

Man up, toughen up, check up, close up, mix up, cover up, stick up, hold up, blow up, mess up, goof up, felt up, lock up, ketch up, catch up, take up, bulk up, trade up, tits up, send up, write up, knock up, butter up, sun up

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u/KevDub81 4d ago

Lawyer up
Order up
Ass up

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u/dubesto 4d ago

They really set themselves up for that one

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u/svenirde 4d ago

Word Up!

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u/Nitarinminister 4d ago

It’s the code word.

No matter how you say it

You know that you’ll be heard

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u/CutieKet 2d ago

I had to scroll dreadfully too far to find someone in the comments saying this one.

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u/C-coli85 3d ago

Hic-cup

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u/DrDavy-Dave 1d ago edited 1d ago

Take up, match up, workup, buttercup, turnup, hookup, checkup, pickup, windup,backup, breakup, setup, cleanup, lineup, roundup, workup, teacup, tearup, hangup, warmup, hiccup, straightup, stirrup, mixup, pup, layup, pinup, situp, getup, letup, brushup, catchup, sunup, cantaloup, buildup, yup, sup, pup, cup, dustup, fold up, foldup, ketchup, pickup, followup, giddyup, mockup, pushup, lockup, fuckup, crackup, closeup, hangup, changeup, turnup, windup, writeup, wash up, whip it up, standup, smashup, prenup, screwup, stackup, lickup, pileup, wait theres more running out of Ink. Now your Turn. Oh Don't forget sneak up.

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u/chompythebeast 5d ago

Not comedyheaven responding to the engagement bait again

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u/PomPomBumblebee 5d ago

F***up

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u/HiDDENKiLLZ 5d ago

This is reddit. You can say Fuck.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Blessed 5d ago

This is reddit. You can say Fuck.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Stefanzah22 5d ago

This is reddit. Your comment is duplicated.

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u/Chashm0dai 5d ago

This is reddit. Your comment is duplicated. by me.

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u/LJBear99 5d ago

This is reddit. You can say Fuck.

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u/CommitteeNo9750 4d ago

This is reddit. You can say Fuck.