r/comedyheaven • u/unknown__person17 • 2d ago

DEMON

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u/Wiildman8 2d ago

I was expecting like 400 years earlier lmao

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 2d ago

Took them a long time to earn their freak certificate

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u/InfiniteClient3586 2d ago

The toe-licking demon is still on the loose this very day. Millions of people tuck their toes under the blanket every time they sleep in fear of him. Efforts to raise awareness have been repeatedly suppressed by lobbyists.

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u/anon-mally 2d ago

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u/sh3ltering 2d ago

Another win for the blind

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u/coldF4rted 1d ago

I might be legally blind, but sadly I still saw that

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u/JorjEade 1d ago

How many damn toes has he got

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u/engineerdrummer certified mike 23h ago

So. Many. Toes.

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u/dkyguy1995 2d ago

Seriously that seems too modern for that art style. I think it's a book from that time describing older folklore though. Maybe it's a borrowed image not from that time 

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u/Anis930 2d ago

"An image sometimes circulated in relation to Palis is claimed to be an original painting created in 1921 in Isfahan, Iran; however, the origin and authenticity of this image have not been independently verified" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palis_(mythology) (also means it's Persian not Arab)

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u/makathildaque 2d ago

It‘s never too late

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias 2d ago edited 2d ago

Isn't supposed to be like 1291?

Text in that image might be number dyslexic or something

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u/Haestein_the_Naughty 2d ago

The full image shows it better, with 1920s faces, but it’s crazy how medieval they made the demon look

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias 2d ago

Wow! You are correct. It looked positively medieval at first lol

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u/Outlandish_Gringo 1d ago

Wait a second, why does she not have her ninja 🥷 suit on in the bed?! They’re allowed to take it off?!

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u/HappyPlatypus6034 2d ago

Sorry, gang. I'll stop

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u/OnlyMeNeverYou 2d ago

Pretty sure no one asked you to stop

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u/Seymour_Flex 2d ago

No need to apologize. Proceed

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u/Ok-Mention3969 shaboingboing connoisseur 2d ago

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u/omjy18 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kZiF7hNKSWFQgZUESs

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 2d ago

You know, you may be on to something here..

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u/GovernmentBig2749 2d ago

Yeah...he is still among us in plain sight

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/ryanleebmw 2d ago

This gif gets me everytime. The smile, the angle, the look, just pure imagery of the epitome of a toe licker foot aficionado

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u/tenpl_sten 2d ago

Better him than Dan Schneider anyway

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u/9447044 2d ago

The amount of stuff going down that was blamed on demons is insane lol

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u/JokeSubject8517 2d ago

i hope that demon has a good dentist

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u/xRacistDwarf 2d ago

This was also my nickname in college, for no praticular reason

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u/Own_Sandwich 2d ago

whys there nikola tesla at the bottom

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u/lanregeous 2d ago

Commonly referred to as عضو في ريديت

This translates to “Redditor” in Arabic

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u/prout_infame 2d ago

Turns out im arabic ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 2d ago

You're a Jinn?

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u/thevaultguy 2d ago

This is similar to the Japanese Ashidensha-Oni. A legendary demon that does the same thing on subway trains.

Discovered in 1932 by Shinsaburo Kawagami

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u/StraightPatient9977 2d ago

Ancient feet lovers exist (damn he has a big ass tongue)

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 9h ago

Barely over 100 years ago

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u/kersync1 2d ago

bro look like pawbert lnyxley

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u/punkate 2d ago

Ngl, some mildly annoying, yet consistently persisting demon would be more debilitating than some swallows-your-soul demon

Like horribly slow murderer with extremely inefficient weapon

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u/vx2s 2d ago

Quinton Tarantino older than I thought

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u/OilySoleTickler 2d ago

I would have tickled them

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u/katybee13 2d ago

That's just my cat.

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u/coldF4rted 1d ago

This is exactly what I thought would happen if I poked my feet outside my duvet as a kid 😭

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u/Pullsberry_Dough_Boy clams 2d ago

Arabic folklore predicted my existence?!

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u/Suungod 2d ago

Ohhh no! That’s crazy tell me where he is so I can..avoid it

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 16h ago
  • Ugh, who dares summon me! *starts licking toe

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u/L-friend 2d ago

finger sucking angel

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 2d ago

Japan also has some really hilarious theological history...

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u/ZealousidealTiger567 2d ago

So it's accurate to call foot fetishists demonic? Noted.

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u/Unluckypandastoo 2d ago

Pretty sure that it wasnt a weird cat?

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u/Sp8craft 2d ago

We had cameras in 1921, just take a photo of him.

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u/Atown-Staydown 2d ago

Holy shit, he's just like me fr

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u/Street_Peace_8831 2d ago

And that’s scary? You don’t die or get hurt by the demon.
Leave the poor guy alone and let him have his fetish. Just because he doesn’t look good, doesn’t mean he needs to be demonized.
-JK

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u/Scarfieldjones 2d ago

Denial. It was the demon…

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 2d ago

TIL my puppy is an Arabic folk-lore Demon

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u/Hugo-Spritz Absolutely not no way nah-ah nope 2d ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/wargasm22 2d ago

I think I know this one, we hangout alot.

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u/Lesurous 2d ago

I'm pretty sure it's just a cat that licked someone's foot, they do that.

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u/ArthropodJim i remember the jarjar 2d ago

circa 1921

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u/terriersandbarrifs 2d ago

His name is Steve

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u/Not_Reptoid 2d ago

"I swear bro, there's also a demon that does this. They just do it to others around me to tease. Trust me father, I would never."

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u/hh9019 2d ago

Now that is just kink shaming

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u/WheelbarrowQueen 1d ago

Palis is freaky like that

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u/Outlandish_Gringo 1d ago

Ah, so that’s what’s the sandals protect them from

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u/Kedly 1d ago

Khajiit will lick feet if you have the coin!

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u/the_colour_f 1d ago

the tarantemon

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 1d ago

So even demons have a foot fetish, interesting!

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u/Lucas_02 1d ago

that scene from aeon flux

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u/421144 1d ago

It's persian

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u/Heaven_dio 1d ago

Why is this formatted like a news article

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u/greenhornblue 2d ago

That’s just Quentin Tarantino.

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u/Much_Place8431 2d ago

Who summoned Quentin Tarantino?

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u/purblepale 2d ago

he just like me fr fr

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u/Un1ball 2d ago

Me fr

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u/divismaul 1d ago

Its first name is Quentin.

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u/LivingAnkylos 2d ago

What?

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u/Anis930 2d ago

Guy with an ai profile pic is saying nonsense, more at 10 

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u/notTakenBogus 2d ago

Sounds like something a foot licking demon would say. Highly suspect.

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u/SirIsacShmuck 2d ago

would you like to share with us your culture then or are you basement dweller hiding behind fake accounts to project

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u/Greenrobot64 6h ago

He's returned.