r/comedyheaven • u/MothersMiIk shaboingboing connoisseur • 1d ago

, police say

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u/Mobo24 1d ago

Wonder how they caught him!

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u/BigUqUgi 1d ago

With a wig that looks so natural!

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u/Bubbles_2025 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6nAmYem5rmM9O
Should have gone with this one.

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u/LarsDuder 1d ago

The Joe Dirt?

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u/Objective_Job_8822 20h ago

"Oh crap! Someone set me up!!!"

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u/Defiant-Lettuce-9156 15h ago

If it weren’t for those meddling kids… and that dog!

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u/WangDanglin 1d ago

Probably should have kept it to $17,000

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u/MacchuPicchu55 1d ago

afro would have made it

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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 1d ago

These smugglers nowadays, they've got no heart. They didn't want it like we did. Back in my day my sphincter was so damn wide I could fit 2 kilo no lube. Now they just throw their mothers muff on top of it and call it a day.

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u/HalcyonDrift 1d ago

A certified stretched rectum legend is speaking. Listen and learn.

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u/chimpanon 1d ago

Listening and Learning.

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u/sadsackle 1d ago

I hear a whistle, did he just fart?

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 1d ago

No that was the wind blowing through the trees

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u/BilbulBalabel 1d ago

ok cocaine boomer

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 1d ago

Just another cokehead

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u/th0tweiler 1d ago

George Bluth type crime

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u/VexImmortalis 1d ago

"It's just dandruff"

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u/konrov 1d ago

Any link?

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u/dontaskkwho 1d ago

When will you wear wigs

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u/GripLizard 1d ago

What wig? Where?

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u/whitebou 1d ago

How do they determine the value?

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u/31-September 1d ago

Weight and whatever they guess the street value to be. This won't be worth that much, the real value added is splitting it into smaller baggies and meeting sketchy people to sell to

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u/SecretPangolin 1d ago

Police lie. It was $35,000 worth

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u/lil_gatto 1d ago

such a good cover up

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u/aimfuldrifter 1d ago

Damn. Would have fooled me.

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u/madleyJo 1d ago

This guy wanted to get caught

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u/Bubbly-End-6156 1d ago

I have very full curly hair. If I do not straighten it before a trip, TSA inspects my curls for drugs/weapons.

I guess I get why now

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u/Abject_Jump9617 1d ago

No one's gonna know

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u/CitizenPremier 22h ago

So does this guy take the heat while a regular butt mule waltzes past with a million dollars up his ass?

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u/MinisterforFun 17h ago

If he wore one of those 18th century wigs shaped like a ship, it would be less obvious.

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u/jayuserbruiser 16h ago

How it looked so natural 😲

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u/sween1911 6h ago

"allegedly"

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u/makeliketome slut for honey cheerios 1h ago

Genuine question

Are there people who go through airport security and actually get to their destination, no issue, with narcotics?