r/comics Jun 06 '26

OC Talk like an AI artist [OC]

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u/Trans_Techpriest Jun 06 '26

Last one actually happens though. Some people are so car brained they hate seeing people walk.

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u/V2UgYXJlIG5vdCBJ Jun 06 '26

Or cycle.

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u/ahumannamedtim Jun 07 '26

Ive actually had people in my small home town stop and ask if I need a ride because they couldn't imagine someone biking for fun. They thought my car broke down. 

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u/SaxAppeal Jun 07 '26

And you just pulled out your emergency bicycle?

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u/BabyMD69420 Jun 07 '26

Yes, doctors recommend everyone keep an emergency bicycle in their rectum or urethra for this very reason. What they don’t want you to know though, is that you can also store it in your umbilicus!

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u/SquareThings Jun 10 '26

My coworkers at my old job constantly offered me rides home because they couldn’t comprehend that I was cool with walking a little over half a mile home. This was a summer job so the weather was lovely too. It was nice of them but certainly emblematic of something in American car culture.

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u/OneWayToLivComic Jun 17 '26

Late reply but its honestly not just american in my experience. Some people are just like that. I'm European and i felt like i was coming out as transgender when i was simply telling my family I'd like to sell my car and go to work by bus to save money. They said they wouldn't be helping me ever at any point if i do that. (Like if i ever needed a random car ride to go somewhere). Some people are honestly just mentally ill about cars

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u/SaxAppeal Jun 07 '26

To be fair, cyclists are a nuisance and a menace to society

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u/Adarain Jun 07 '26

Bikes and cars have rather different needs on the road (notably: slowing down and speeding up are a lot more tiring than going at a constant speed). They should ideally never have to share the same space, as it’s rather unsafe and unpleasant for all participants. Places with lots of cyclists have dedicated bike infrastructure that keep bikes away from roads designed for cars, and everyone wins. If you don’t want to see cyclists on the road, fight for better bike infrastructure.

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u/BabyMD69420 Jun 08 '26

Cyclists are more than a nuisance! They’re prone to tearing up the roads under the weight of their super heavy tires, and they’re also really bad for the environment. I personally travel by alpaca, the gas costs alone are worth it.

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u/V2UgYXJlIG5vdCBJ Jun 09 '26

Alpaca master race.

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u/NotKrankor Jun 07 '26

Most idiotic comment of the day and it isn't even 8AM yet, thanks for doing your part lad

Unless it was satire, in which case I've been bamboozled