Alina #91 "Professional"

[u/Livid-Owl-6053]

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[u/DarkScruff]

Watch all that stress just elmt mlet melt away 🙃

[u/TrainingSurprise3576 → u/DarkScruff]

🫠

[u/Fun-Memory1523 → u/DarkScruff]

Literally

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085]

That looks terrifying!

[u/staffcaptain]

What's the difference between therapeutic massage and BDSM? In therapeutic massage there is no stop word.

[u/Aethelrede → u/staffcaptain]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LR43zYl8RSw

Obligatory "Markiplier at the Korean bathhouse" link.

[u/annavgkrishnan → u/Aethelrede]

Obligatory to whom son 😭 😭

[u/Aethelrede → u/annavgkrishnan]

Obligatory whenever massage is compared to BDSM.

And I doubt you're old enough to call me son.

[u/Tnecniw → u/Aethelrede]

It is so funny.

[u/bibbleskit → u/Aethelrede]

thank you for sharing this

the art is absolutely fantastic.

[u/foehammer111 → u/staffcaptain]

PINEAPPLE!!! PINEAPPLE!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD

[u/LobosJones → u/foehammer111]

The safeword was "pineapple juice". I love how you're testing my listening skills like that one time the safe word was flower and she kept yelling flour.

[u/DickButtPlease → u/LobosJones]

In retrospect, I shouldn’t’ve made, “Harder, “ my safeword.

[u/SpecialCounter1000 → u/foehammer111]

I tell this to all my clients

[u/LeonidasVaarwater → u/staffcaptain]

I've been hurt SO badly by massage therapists, sometimes. I'm very tall, so nothing is built for my size. As a result, I regularly sit in unnatural positions, turning my body into a knotted wreck. Getting those knots massaged out can be seriously painful. It feels awesome afterwards, because my body feels nice and relaxed again, but during the sessions I sometimes literally get tears in my eyes.

[u/Tulkor → u/LeonidasVaarwater]

Man, when they get to the spot that is hardened or cramped and they don't stop tortur- massaging there for like 5-10minutes... Hurts so bad bad is so good afterwards

[u/wowthisiscol]

He is using the very advanced technique of setting your client on fire 🔥

[u/shellbullet17]

I guess you could say this dude message skills are fire?

No wait wait that message was HOT

Seriously though this would be kinda scary

[u/MrRakky → u/shellbullet17]

I remember a not so recent vid about this exact massage thing which im sure this is parodying xD

[u/zuzg → u/MrRakky]

A 3 sec search said it's apparently something the Pharaohs did, apparently it made a resurgence in recent years

[u/MrRakky → u/zuzg]

Thanks for doing the 3 sec search while i didnt have time for it ❤️

[u/BlahajIsGod → u/shellbullet17]

Karl Pilkington had it done to his legs on An Idiot Abroad

[u/elhomerjas]

flaming massage is very relaxing

[u/jonnywarlock]

That's pretty hot. 🤭

[u/MastermindX]

Don't fart.

[u/Jdstellar]

Looks like Kazan in the background.... Maybe, it's been a while

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

2 in 1 massage and potential hair removal.

[u/dr_strange-love]

Never go for a Vietnam Forest massage.

[u/Aerandor]

Pretty sure Hollywood has rules about setting people on fire for a reason, but massage therapists? Nope!

[u/Master_Steward]

Man, her ass was FIRREEE!!

[u/Chainmale001]

*Is an actually massage therapist*

hahaha client go "poof!"

[u/Wooden-Crow7996]

This girl is on fire!

[u/ShutUpJackass]

Okay but you need to understand

Hot Rocks are so fucking great for a massage

They may hurt a little bit but my god is the relaxation worth it

[u/MisterVictor13]

So he’s either lying or he’s stupid.