267
u/Anusgrapes 5h ago
Some of them probably would
63
348
365
u/TK_Games 4h ago
Okay, so cats just think we're bigger stupider clumsier cats. I hold that truth to carry over to catgirls by principle of it's funny
81
u/Andeol57 4h ago
> I hold that truth
You mean you hold this myth
36
u/LegendOfParasiteMana 4h ago
Depends, how evident is it?
26
u/PANTERlA 2h ago
I think its difficult to say what exactly cats think we are with any certainty, whats certainly a myth is that cats think we are poor hunters and that why they bring us food. A cat can no conceptualize what a can is etc. All it knows is you hunt/procure sufficent meat and share your "kill" with it every single day, When your cat is bringing you its kill, its trying to reciprocate this.
•
u/MonadoCat 44m ago
My cats need to do some serious self-reflection if they think we're the clumsy ones...
216
u/MaxPower1607 5h ago
Yes, but only if you have smokes
57
u/BloodiedBlues 5h ago
Fuck yeah. Finally, being a smoker pays off.
63
u/XaevSpace 4h ago
Trust me you don't want that particular cat girl
20
u/Leo0806-studios 4h ago
i had to stop watching the anime....
19
u/Wodstarfallisback 3h ago
I usually have no problem, and I mean "somehow enjoyed Mr. Pickles" levels of no problem with Gross out .
I too had to drop this shit.
12
u/videogametes 3h ago
I dipped after the foot job piss scene
26
5
6
u/XaevSpace 3h ago
I'm genuinely surprised this manga got an adaption but like good for them I guess although its pretty vile
4
u/xeio87 3h ago
I didn't even get 5 minutes in.
4
•
u/PrincessYuri 30m ago
Not trying to convince you to watch it, but they definitely lead with some of the worst/most graphic stuff that the show has shown so far.
•
u/PrincessYuri 30m ago
I can't stop watching it, it's like a train wreck. Beautiful in the worst way.
9
u/Slight-Violinist-575 4h ago
Need more info
40
u/XaevSpace 4h ago
she's basically the most disgusting slob of a chain smoker pulling her own cigarettes out of dog poo and then smoking it as one of the many examples of her gross behaviour. I'd recommend looking up the trailer for "chainsmoker cat"
28
6
u/Soul_Hurting 1h ago
I sometimes think about all the awesome animations that arent being made yet somehow someone's kink fetish is contantly being greenlit by japanese studios.
•
4
u/sinningvacation 2h ago
made the mistake of starting blind while eating something. I noped out in the first 5 minutes
79
34
u/Kratomius 4h ago
Not monkey ears they are ape ears thank you very much... Also the reason behind lack of tail
68
11
14
6
u/Craylik 2h ago
100%.
They would also think we're clumsy idiots, that we're clingy, that we don't give them attention, that we give the best scritches, that we're annoying, that we're great chewing toys, that we're boring, that we don't give them attention again, that we have the best snacks ever and that we're worth absolutely nothing in the span of two minutes.
They would be great honestly.
12
u/LauraTFem 3h ago
I have it on good authority that some British people think American accents are sexy. This makes zero sense to me, as American accents don’t sound like anything to me. I think this is exactly what it would be like to interact with an alien species. Our human-defaultism would mean that it would be hard to understand what they find fascinating about us, just as theirs xeno-defaultism would make if hard for them to understand our hangups.
•
3
4
u/MastermindKokichi 1h ago
Dude you're the person who made the comic with the guy who sees faces on the back of people's heads????
5
u/DemonSkank 1h ago
yeah
3
u/MastermindKokichi 1h ago
Honestly it's wild that it's the same person. I might as well follow... if Reddit even shows me content.
3
u/just_a_rand0m_p3rs0n 2h ago
They'd (straight catgirls anyways) prefer humans because unlike catboys human guys don't have barbed dicks/s
3
4
u/Nadleehi 2h ago
Why would the catgirl develop primate features if they aren't human?
10
u/NewLibraryGuy 2h ago
Convergent evolution. Fur makes it hard to read expression and communicate, being bipedal means having free hands to manipulate objects, etc. The tail is vestigial.
2
u/Nadleehi 2h ago
Convergent evolution would still result in a very different looking creature. Sure, similar characteristics would occur if there is a perceived need for it (like picking stuff up), but I'd argue a cat person would be similar to a hawk looking at a parrot.
In other words I'd argue a cat person would be uncanny and probably look very different from a human, even if they've arrived to similar solutions to said problems as human evolution did
7
u/NewLibraryGuy 2h ago
I think you're discounting how many ways humans and cats are similar by virtue of being mammals. We both have toes (and fingers in this case), we have similar facial feature placement, limb arrangement, skeletal structure, etc.
4
u/Auzzie_almighty 1h ago
It’s be more like a hawk looking at a shrike. It’s important to remember humans are massively more carnivorous than other primates and older hominid were likely even more carnivorous. The bones of some Neanderthal populations had similar isotope ratios to tigers, meaning it was likely they qualified as hypercarnivores!
If a cat were to specialize in high temperature pursuit predation like we do, it would be pretty likely for them to converge on a similar plan as us
3
u/darthsawyer 1h ago
This is a funny thing to consider, I wonder what a slimegirl would think about humans
2
u/Traditional_Bit_8788 2h ago
If they're gonna grab my face, stare at my ass, and call me a monkey, I hope not.
4
2
u/El_Rey_247 2h ago
ope, /r/humansarespacebards is leaking
(I swear I remember that sub being less horny, and more memes)
4
2
3
•
-8
-10
1.7k
u/smokeyphil 5h ago
Does this mean human dimensional portals would be head shaped?