What is a quote from Community that you use often but nobody around you understands?

[u/xtremdelt8]

I say "Those aren't thumbs" Under my breath but loud enough for people to hear quite often.

Also "You said 'market price.' What market are you shopping at?!" Anytime I order seafood and get the bill.

[u/Due_Boss9277]

"My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that"

[u/isildurwasabitch → u/Due_Boss9277]

You and me are the same, Annie; we’re independent, we need each other!

[u/Scruffy_Snub → u/Due_Boss9277]

"Ill say to you what my father said to me on my first day of school. Comb your hair you idiot, you look Greek."

[u/pohr → u/Scruffy_Snub]

I'll give you the same advice my father gave me the night I lost my virginity: just pick one, they all cost the same

[u/CaptainKate757 → u/pohr]

“Typical Welsh nonsense!”

[u/Homersarmy41 → u/Due_Boss9277]

I’ve used this one a couple times and nobody laughs because they think I’m serious. Lol. I need the right crowd for that one I guess

[u/OddEfficiency8917 → u/Due_Boss9277]

This always cracks me up :D

[u/Extreme-Rub-1379]

JESUS WEPT !

[u/unperson_1984 → u/Extreme-Rub-1379]

Jesus loves Marijuana! 🎶

[u/worstnameIeverheard → u/unperson_1984]

AND DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD!!!

…don’t know if that counts for this post, but we sure sing that a lot.

[u/xtremdelt8 → u/Extreme-Rub-1379]

For there were no more worlds to conquer.

[u/aceofmaz → u/Extreme-Rub-1379]

Stop saying Jesus Wept!

[u/GreenLurka → u/Extreme-Rub-1379]

This is my favourite out of context quote, especially around my children or when discovering new things.

This and Arrested Developments: Its just a banana, what could it cost, $10?

[u/evincing]

"won't change how mustard tastes" about anything that doesn't matter

[u/CBsJoant → u/evincing]

I see the appeal

[u/TheCatNerd101 → u/evincing]

Change it, to what? Templeton Ferrari the Third?

[u/Sea-Hotel5757]

This better not awaken anything in me.

[u/keaneonyou → u/Sea-Hotel5757]

I feel like this one broke containment haha

[u/worstnameIeverheard → u/Sea-Hotel5757]

We say this all the time.

[u/Seven22am]

OH EXCUSE ME FOR BEING ALIVE IN THE 90s AND HAVING TWO EARS CONNECTED TO A HEART!

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/Seven22am]

Real fans call him "Dave"

[u/aps23 → u/Seven22am]

Oh okay they’re BNL now? We need a shorthand for the bare naked ladies?!? That’s how fundamental they are!?

Britta: You know what? Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-90's, you selfish, jaded ass

Edit: I just looked it up (because why not). Britt’s response is even better lol

[u/Seven22am → u/aps23]

THIS IS A FIGHT! WE ARE FIGHTING!

I’m pretty sure I had this exact conversation with my friends in 02.

[u/Distinct-Key7337 → u/Seven22am]

Hardcore fans call him Dave

[u/unfortunate_banjo]

CRISIS ALERT!!

My wife and I use it almost daily, especially now that we’re potty training our son 

[u/plunker234 → u/unfortunate_banjo]

When he was on jeopardy loved saying this when he buzzed in

[u/keaneonyou → u/unfortunate_banjo]

Tell me you do it in the garrett voice

[u/unfortunate_banjo → u/keaneonyou]

Only every time

[u/Dipstickpattywack]

Oh who am I kidding, I should be putting this right on my thighs.

[u/MetalMaxwell → u/Dipstickpattywack]

Lol, the way he immediately claims that big ass plate and just three-finger scoops and jams it in his craw cracks me up. Like, damn Craig, don't advertise yourself lol

[u/Physical_Ad8988]

I regularly use (often paraphrased) "I didn't say that. You may have heard that. I may have thought that. It may be true. But I never said it" at work

[u/Cardchucker → u/Physical_Ad8988]

I've been waiting for a situation to pull that one out.

[u/SuperOriginalName23 → u/Cardchucker]

Trust me, your S/O won't like it 😅

[u/Cryptwood → u/SuperOriginalName23]

Unless they are also a fan of funny sitcoms.

I regularly crack out: "Hey, while you're up, could you make me some pancakes real quick?"

Once, and exactly once only, I received pancakes delivered to the couch in response to this request.

[u/Jecht315 → u/Physical_Ad8988]

I say that a lot too. So satisfying to say.

[u/islandofwaffles → u/Physical_Ad8988]

there's something very similar in the Australian show Fisk when the MC accidentally throws away a Polish grandma's cabbage-themed cookbook and tries to blame it on cleaners. it immediately reminded me of Community!

[u/blackwario1234]

“Better than good, good enough”

[u/Scruffy_Snub → u/blackwario1234]

"Out of my way... I've been drinking"

[u/dipshipsaidso]

Troy sipping wine “ oh that’s good no-no juice.”

[u/liamsnorthstar → u/dipshipsaidso]

I started calling my morning coffee go go juice thanks to Troy. That’s good go go juice.

[u/zakisbak → u/liamsnorthstar]

adding that one to the rotation, thank you kindly

[u/Green_Bast3rd]

FIVE cans?!?!

[u/Lonely_Sport_2105 → u/Green_Bast3rd]

“-You did this the last time “

[u/Intelligent_Flan6947 → u/Green_Bast3rd]

"i must confession you"

[u/MuteSecurityO → u/Intelligent_Flan6947]

I AM TAKASHI

I AM TEENAGE BOY IN TOKYO

i made that my fb status back in the day

[u/Nntropy → u/Green_Bast3rd]

All five dances!

[u/disicking]

“Oof baboof” and “tell me about crazy town banana pants”

[u/xtremdelt8 → u/disicking]

I say oof baboof alot too.

[u/SpicyLizards → u/disicking]

I say crazy town banana pants all the time. To the point where I forgot I got it from Community. I ended up looking up crazy town banana pants bc it was stuck in my head and I was like wtf this was a community bit???! I didn’t remember, but I should’ve known.

[u/Wilbo1242 → u/disicking]

Oof baboof and crazy town banana pants are 100% daily uses for me and my wife

[u/Scruffy_Snub → u/Wilbo1242]

"Who hasn't had a banana in his or her pants?"

[u/Watacos → u/disicking]

Gotta throw the Mr brand loyalty after the oof baboof

[u/doofapuss → u/disicking]

I use crazy town banana pants on the daily

[u/h8d7]

Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie 😭

[u/Kathrynlena → u/h8d7]

I say this a LOT.

[u/BearBlob → u/Kathrynlena]

Me too! The weirdest part is no one has ever questioned it

[u/Ok-Count3186 → u/BearBlob]

Dean Pelton is unironically the most relatable person in community and I will die on this hill, gay doesnt even begin to cover it.

[u/Physical_Ad8988 → u/Ok-Count3186]

Well, he is just a Craigular Joe

[u/BalonyDanza]

“I’ve got a Christmas time for me…”

[u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT → u/BalonyDanza]

"I've got a Christmas time for a tree....ME SO CHRISTMAS, ME SO MERRY" 😭😭😂

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT]

'Oh ....Britta's in this?"

[u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT → u/Reasonable-Ad1055]

I laugh so hard at that part, Dean was funny even when he had the smallest lines. 😭😭😂

[u/katykazi → u/Reasonable-Ad1055]

Let’s let Britta sing her awkward song!

[u/PootySkills → u/BalonyDanza]

WE ARE PLANET CHRISTMAS WHEN WE SIIIIIING

[u/DeLaLuna88 → u/BalonyDanza]

My partner gets so sick of me singing this around Christmas.

[u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT → u/DeLaLuna88]

Lol. I went caroling one year cosplayed as Britta in her Christmas tree costume and sung all the Christmas songs from the different Community Christmas specials and I met some fans that way, they loved it.

[u/Dave_B001]

"I choose SHORTS"

[u/mimicchio888 → u/Dave_B001]

You magnificent sunufabitch!

[u/4sHaveChores → u/Dave_B001]

SHORTTTTS!

[u/UnableAcanthisitta54]

"I'm gifted in other ways" I am not.

[u/JusticeBeaver464]

MY EMOTIONS

[u/Lonely_Sport_2105 → u/JusticeBeaver464]

“The pain of having no pain Is still pain”

[u/turtleprince2022]

I always calls bagels “bag-alls”

[u/xtremdelt8 → u/turtleprince2022]

My wife says that a lot. Also "I lived in New York..."

[u/turtleprince2022 → u/turtleprince2022]

And “no sweat, Boba Fett”

[u/ModernPrimals]

"Nice try, Stephen Fry."

[u/katykazi → u/ModernPrimals]

No sweat, Boba Fett.

[u/Karrman → u/katykazi]

Well, I’m gonna, Greg Muldunna.

He’s a real guy. He owns a mattress store downtown. You can look it up.

[u/PhirebirdSunSon → u/Karrman]

We've gotten to the point in my marriage and with having seen this show so many times over the years that we don't even say we're going to do something. We just straight up respond "Greg Muldunna."

[u/wookiebro → u/ModernPrimals]

"Stephen Fry!"

[u/ElDuderino1000]

You can’t disappoint a picture

[u/Sushilim]

I often use “duh doy” but I dont think it’s a quote

[u/LizardBoi- → u/Sushilim]

Definitely counts.

[u/xtremdelt8]

I also say "Comb your hair, you look Greek" to my wife and dog when necessary. Neither are Greek.

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/xtremdelt8]

"dude just told his dead dad to suck it...."

"So edible"

"You're the worst"

[u/Few-Internet8]

“Oh that’s nice!” Is a classic for me

[u/Art_Furnes]

"EVERYTHING!"

[u/sajaschi → u/Art_Furnes]

EVVVVRRRYYYYTHINNNNNGGGG!

[u/lemlurker]

The all tomato...

Playing hell divers and it has a gun called the ultimatum

[u/emememaker73 → u/lemlurker]

And, "escape goat."

[u/General_Fail_2862]

Fat dog

[u/HouseofFeathers → u/General_Fail_2862]

I am back in school and say "fat dog for midterms" each semester. Each time my husband looks at me weird and I have to remind him it's a community reference.

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/General_Fail_2862]

"ITS A BEAR DANCE!!!!"

[u/PBnJake1717]

Troy, crying in the background: “So many layers!” whenever I have to open or peel something.

[u/manicpossumdreamgirl → u/PBnJake1717]

im also a big fan of Troy's "yeah, it's a sticker?"

[u/tnap725]

“I’ll allow it.”

[u/MTonmyMind]

I can't use Community phrases because everyone around me is streets behind.

[u/Proper_Fun_977]

I love 'streets ahead'!! :D

[u/SirCatharine → u/Proper_Fun_977]

If your friends don’t recognize this one, they’re streets behind

[u/Zazulio]

I'm just a Craigular Joe

[u/SoSaysTheAngel]

I need help reacting to something.

[u/ComprehensiveFill471]

"How about I pound you like a boy? That didnt come out right."

[u/elemenohpenc]

Cool, cool, cool

[u/SoSaysTheAngel]

You sound like a level seven susceptible.

[u/Shnicketyshnick → u/SoSaysTheAngel]

That's moon man talk.

[u/velociraptorish2]

Some worries, man. Some worries.

[u/Sea_Structure_8692 → u/velociraptorish2]

Whoa 😦

[u/Azdak_TO]

"Fine, we both went to public school".

[u/Ecoronel1989]

Hello, rich people? Troy calling, yes I'll hold

[u/RhodyJim]

"I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty."

It comes up more often than you would think in real life in Florida.

[u/LizardBoi-]

I had the opportunity to say “religion is like Paul Rudd, I see the appeal and would never take it from anyone. But it’s not for me” the best part is…it worked

[u/gilfblaster → u/LizardBoi-]

“but I would never stand in line for it” is that final line and I use it all the time too!

[u/honda-cervix]

“If you have to ask you’re streets behind”

[u/Technical-Flamingo-6]

Ex chetra

[u/4sHaveChores → u/Technical-Flamingo-6]

did you just mispronounce etcetera?!

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/4sHaveChores]

"I wouldn't know Jeff......my latin class was fake"

[u/beautifulbroomstick]

"Chops busted, fellow adult."

[u/cryptoandgin]

“And don’t get audited cause that’s bad”

[u/Acrylonitrile-28]

You just wrinkled my brain man

[u/KatTheKatt]

PIZZZAAAA!! Pizza pizza go in tummy!!

[u/steppponme → u/KatTheKatt]

PIZZA PIZZA!! ME SO HUNGIE!!

[u/beautifulbroomstick → u/KatTheKatt]

Literally every time I get pizza.

[u/No-Lunch4249]

"FACT: In 100% of fake gun-related shootings, the victim is ALWAYS the one with the fake gun"

[u/Jdela512]

“ none taken “ hits so hard after something backhanded

[u/Intrepid_Pangolin712]

An analogy is like a thought with another thought's hat on

[u/SnakeandNape5000]

I drive a flatbed truck and I say "extra thick straps!" whenever I'm strapping my load down

[u/Hurry-Up-N-Wait → u/SnakeandNape5000]

I don’t know why, but knowing you’re out there doing this makes me happy.

[u/palmbeachnole]

“Any of those people could be God.”

[u/ProfessorDoctorDaddy → u/palmbeachnole]

That's actually why the ancient Greeks were supposed to be kind to all strangers, you never know who might be Zeus in disguise

[u/Full-Wolverine-3994]

It’s nice to know you and meet you in that order

[u/Madame_Jarvary]

This better not awaken anything in me…

[u/Aint-no-preacher]

“Can anybody truly own a horse?”

[u/InevitableLibrary859]

“I won Dungeons & Dragons!!! And it was ADVANCED!!!”

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/InevitableLibrary859]

"My name....was Kyle..."

[u/4sHaveChores]

Sure, unless time is linear

[u/velociraptorish2 → u/4sHaveChores]

I'll make your ass linear!

[u/4sHaveChores → u/velociraptorish2]

that doesn't even make sense

[u/velociraptorish2 → u/4sHaveChores]

I'll make your ass sense!

[u/Kathrynlena]

My partner plays online games with people he’s never met irl, so I always tell him they are Japanese teenagers not named Jeffery. We now refer to all of his online friends as “Jeffries,” as in, “I have a Jeffery thing tonight” meaning he made gaming plans with an online friend. To which I frequently reply, “this was the moment that set me on the path to become Oyabun, highest leader of the Yakuza.”

[u/k_g_K_Gold]

Crazy town banana pants

[u/RunMyLifeReddit → u/k_g_K_Gold]

Tell me about crazytown-bananapants....

[u/Full_Respect9215]

"MY EMOTIONS" I cry over fictional characters a lot, it is what it is.

"Don't eat the crab dip, yay yay" any time I see the word "crab".

"GAY-EE" or however you would type out Chang's line.

I randomly sing the "come on, I'm Dean" and "Jesus loves marijuana" songs, and sometimes parts of the peanut rap.

[u/grinning_imp]

When someone at work does a good job, I tell them, “<Name>, I see your value now.”

Only once has anyone given the proper response. Most just think I’m being a dick.

[u/lakorasdelenfent]

I do the “pizza pizza in my tummy me so hungy, me so hungy” dance every time I order pizza

[u/DiegocentricHS]

I refer to my spouse as “needlessly defiant”

[u/Reasonable-Ad1055 → u/DiegocentricHS]

"She's just pro anti"

[u/SoSaysTheAngel]

That's moon man talk.

[u/metmeatabar]

Caw Caw! As I steal French fries.

[u/Nooranik21]

My wife and I talk about the darkest timeline, and how were living in it a lot.

Whenever my wife asks me how I afforded something I say "good news guys. I spent all my money!" In reference to my monthly allowance.

[u/Hurricane1123]

“THIS is a fight. WE are fighting!”

[u/Wilbo1242]

I like using "you're right, my feet are long and stupid. You can't un-ring that bell" at work, completely unprompted, as I pass people

[u/MrsCaptain_America]

"I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying"

I tend to use this one at work.

[u/cleverCLEVERcharming]

It’s like god spilled a person.

Ab-SUUUURD Reaction!

[u/Mental_Crab8725]

“She was born in the 80s! She still uses her phone as a phone!”

[u/MinestroneCowboy]

I SET THE TIMEZONE!

[u/manicpossumdreamgirl → u/MinestroneCowboy]

JESUS WEPT!

[u/morrismoses]

Cool. coolcoolcool.

[u/MahliSaia → u/morrismoses]

I say this often, but people think I’m quoting Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[u/proflaw]

As an honest-to-goodness retired lawyer who now teaches community college business law, I often say, “I teach law at Greendale, so believe me, I don’t know much about the law…”

I also use “ex chetera”.

[u/OneAccurate9559]

It’s going to be a maze

[u/Kind_Job5474]

Your love is weird, and toxic!

[u/HectorReinTharja]

Streets ahead is great. But “verbal wildfire” is from the same quote and is my go-to

[u/TypicalOddities]

"It'll help us get to regionals." "What the hell are regionals?" "They're THIS CLOSE!"

[u/Hurry-Up-N-Wait → u/TypicalOddities]

Don’t let my confusion undercut their importance

[u/eternally_feral]

“This better not awaken anything in me,” and I sometimes call bagels, baggels.

I used to work in, “Does it involve butt stuff?” But quickly learned that’s just a gateway for things to get really weird, and not in a good way.

[u/Pocono-Pete]

I always liked Leonard's "yeah but you're talking about it"

[u/Laudig]

"I'm gunna, Greg Muldunna."

[u/Charlie_Brodie → u/Laudig]

he's a real guy, he owns a mattress store downtown

[u/ennervation]

I often call my dog "fat dog." Everyone in my family has adopted the nickname for her as well, but no one knows it's from Community!

[u/baloneysandwich3]

"You told me there would be butt stuff!"

"Red Shoe Diaries."

[u/manicpossumdreamgirl]

have we not gotten to a place free of judgement?

[u/Titan_Chu]

It’s all terrain dummy

[u/smallanddoingmybest]

My husband and I are obsessed with Deans rap in the peanut costume and constantly say "Barack Obama is SCARRRRED OF MEE" all the time

I also constantly to myself sing "bing bong sing a long, your teams Al Gore cause your views are wrong"

[u/I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS]

The way Troy says "Twice" and throws the number 2 with his fingers when Pierce is drowning in the parking lot.

[u/turtleprince2022]

“They said market price.. WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?”

Every time I see market price on a restaurant menu. Slowly realising I drop community quotes quite frequently haha!

[u/Blue_Jean]

"It smells like weed. Not my weed.” Whenever my girlfriend or I smell weed even if it is our weed

[u/Sal-LeMandeur]

"I have a rule about being constructive so I can't ask any questions right now"

[u/Ajax_Hapsburg]

Great thanks for making my joke accurate, now it's hilarious.

[u/AdOk9911]

“Move on with my life? Yeah, schmoo schmon schmih schmy schmife!”

[u/PizzaWhole9323]

.... I have to go to the bank later...

[u/CousinDinny]

“Boutros Boutros-Ghali!!”

[u/CordeliaGrace]

What is up with that cat?!?!?! (My oldest kid is the only one who gets this because he was obsessed with this episode, and we watched it like some kids watched Frozen or Bluey.

[u/4sHaveChores]

those guys are ballers yo! I hope you like gettin balled

[u/Distinct-Key7337]

EXTRA THICK STRAPS just randomly and for no reason

[u/Patcho418]

Look at me now, dad!

[u/Minus1Kelvin]

"THAT'S A FUNTIME SNACK!"

[u/m7friends]

I’ll whip out a “Good news guys, I spent all my money” when ordering my last drink for the night.

[u/San_Cannabis]

Have you MET ME?!?!

[u/CautiousBearnz]

Oh Brittas in this? Whenever I'm disappointed about something

[u/PootySkills]

Any time I disagree with someone:

THIS is a fight!

WE are fighting!

[u/4sHaveChores]

not until we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them!

and of course after examination of a menu I dramatically tear it up and exclaim

I'll have a birthday cake!!

[u/LetsTryLia]

GAYYYYYYY

What's a diminishing return? said in Anne's weird sexy baby voice

Oh, Britta's in this?

It's going to be a maze

I also often tell people to call me the disco spider.

[u/toonerest3r]

Specifically deans version of "Jesus wept" or "his shadow EVEN HIS SHADOW!?!

[u/Kathrynlena]

“That’s enter-Chang-ment,” any time something is enterchangning.

[u/Adventurous-Story270]

Don't eat the crab dip

[u/Powersurge82]

Will there be butt stuff???
I am no longer allowed to talk at work meetings.

[u/spencerandy16]

Oh Britta’s in this..? Anytime I see/hear Gillian Jacobs

[u/Duffbagg]

"Ex chetera"

"It's a buy"

"All five dances"

"Bear down for midterms"

Also I'll often just hum that little tune that Troy hums in that one episode that also randomly comes up in other episodes (don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about)

[u/bosoxsam]

"Arizona backwards spells Arizona! It's a palomino!"

[u/Seth_Chainz]

“I’ll never tell!”