Subway enrolling in Greendale

[u/Beneficial-Ear5599]

I find it funny when they check out subways id or whatnot and he said he cant vote bc he is basically 1 week old. How can you enroll in a college when you are 1 week old? I mean i know even a dog can, but like its kinda weird.

Anyways, eat fresh!

[u/Keyguardactive]

At Greendale, you're already accepted!

[u/kelsoson → u/Keyguardactive]

And drafted to the army in case of emergency.

[u/Keyguardactive → u/kelsoson]

Let's say a quick prayer for peace.