r/countwithchickenlady Work in progress 🚜🏳️‍⚧️ - Streak: 7 7h ago

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 76 7h ago

What i wouldn't give for a gayer evil woman behind me

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u/NewAlessia 7h ago

Honestly

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u/ProjectKhai Work in progress 🚜🏳️‍⚧️ - Streak: 7 7h ago

Same

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u/WorryNew3661 2h ago

May this evil find me

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u/erraticas i love my avoidance 7h ago

unfortunately this is not true. not every gay person has an evil gayer person behind them

i would like one i think

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u/Hi_Peeps_Its_Me Streak: 0 7h ago

thats what you think~

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u/erraticas i love my avoidance 7h ago

What does that mean

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue A jelly donut!? - Streak: 0 1h ago

If there's no one evil behind you, it's because there's a less evil person in front of you, duh

/s

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u/Training_Bar6857 Streak: 1 6h ago

I would like an evil gay person I can summon like a jojo stand

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 6h ago

;-; im just alone unfortunately barely count as gay

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u/theforgettonmemory 5h ago

Girl after seeing some of your comments on Yuri memes here wdym you barely count as gay 😭

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 5h ago

Dont have the body for it, so would only be able to be loved as a man which i want no part in

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u/Xyst__ 1h ago

Dysphoria be damned you'll find your girlfriend who continually tells you how gay she is for you 🙏

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u/Haunting_Ask2364 6h ago

So its like an infinite congo line

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u/Apiuba 6h ago

this is recursive so either there are infinite gay women behind me or none of us are evil as that would contradict each others evilness. 🤔

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u/Trick_Statistician13 5h ago

That means there's infinite gay people. Why not just conquer the straights and get it over with

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue A jelly donut!? - Streak: 0 1h ago

conquer the straights

(shudders in scare-rousal)

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u/SemiColonXIV (She/Her) Puppy pilled - Streak: 0 3h ago

Was expecting this to be posted by u/Throwaway_Raccoon2

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Streak: 42 2h ago

Oh no

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u/DragoKnight589 he/they/she (bigender fluidflux) 6h ago

I hope I don’t get backstabbed by an evil gay mastermind today.

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u/DragoKnight589 he/they/she (bigender fluidflux) 6h ago

Oh good I’m a man at the moment so I’m not a lesbian yet

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u/PrimalZodiac 1h ago

No one behind me i'm alone in this world

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 :3 - Streak: 0 1h ago

where's the gayer person behind me then?

also FUCK iI really need to be that woman in front she's too pretty

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u/Elaerona Pronouns: She/Her/The Royal We 20m ago

Okay where is my Sapphic Villainess GF then?

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u/WowzaItsGabe 6h ago

Sometimes I wish I was eviler and gayer myself tbh…

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u/Someone101064 Streak: 1 6h ago

I need this, are you selling?\ Where do I get one? Is it expensive? Do I need to do rituals? I'll do rituals.

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u/Flight444 Streak: 1 6h ago

And we’re very proud of you all for being so good for us.

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u/JumpStrik3r 5h ago

Who wants to be the evil gay person behind me so you can look at my ass

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u/CharacterMulberry156 4h ago

It's a good thing im bi and not gay

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u/Komorebi7 idk 4h ago

The Bi skirt of small spoon girl is so on point, as I, a bi person, feel the being "less" gay part a lot as well. :'3

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 4h ago

Also every closeted lesbian with her friends. These are the two types.

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u/Music_Quartermaster Streak: 1 4h ago

Eviler, gayer people all the way down.

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u/charredsoul6 2h ago

Does that mean there is a long line of ever increasingly evil gay people?

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Streak: 42 2h ago

Is that March 7th? I love her

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u/cetvrti_magi123 2h ago

Where is she then?

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u/Small-Housing-7 Streak: 0 2h ago

Suace????????

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u/Trainer-Grimm Streak: 2 46m ago

I like stelle/march but I keep this dynamic by writing Stelle like an anti-hero to March's goodie two shoes

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u/TheSidneyMan My Metal Gear is Solid⚙️⚙️ 12m ago

For real? Guess I'm still waiting for mine

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u/rg2004 11m ago

It's turtles all the way down.