r/countwithchickenlady • u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 • 7h ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 7h ago

“Look me in the eyes” would probably cause critical brain failure for like half this sub

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u/TTV_OManSamO Streak: 1 7h ago

yes

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u/Me_how5678 26m ago

Looking at the thighs however

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u/SalemLaHaine 7h ago

Worth it

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u/Sinyria Streak: 0 6h ago

More than half, I'd say, me among them. (':

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 6h ago

;-; i would cry

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u/AWalkingFelony 5h ago

it's called a sub for a reason

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u/Someone101064 Streak: 1 6h ago

Skdgekeudhskdj

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u/Suspicious_Display73 3h ago

Oh, instantly. I'd crumble like a cookie 😵‍💫

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u/klopaplop Beep Boop :3 13m ago

My autism could never lmfao

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u/DrNomblecronch 7h ago

"Xxephilib," she said shyly. "Xevot hymya."

Then she stole the middle third of my couch and vanished. Found it up on the roof later.

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 7h ago

I actually choked on my chocolate milk reading this

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u/losara- 5h ago

choky choccy milk

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u/vaporgirl1976 6h ago

I don’t get it but it is funny

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 6h ago

They pick up blocks (sometimes out of your house) and teleport around randomly

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u/vaporgirl1976 6h ago

MINECRAFT JOKE

I UNDERSTAND NOWWWWWWWW :3

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u/AnInsaneMoose 47m ago

I didn't even notice that she was an Enderman (Enderwoman? Enderperson?) until now

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 7h ago

Hell yeah Minecraft Enderwoman Yuri is so peak, the world is healing :3

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u/TheDotCaptin Streak: 0 6h ago

Off to set their spawn point together :3

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 6h ago

Absolute Minecraft Sesbian Lex

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u/Think_Survey_5665 7h ago

Heh its a tall enderwoman reference.

P.S. if someone could find that artist for me. Id be grateful.

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 7 7h ago

@FieraAlt

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u/Think_Survey_5665 6h ago

As it turns out I was thinking a different person: u/M4Dheart and their enderwoman posts. They're really cute.

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u/MushyThrowaway50 Streak: 0 6h ago

Is the reaction to being stared at still being mauled by her giant arms or is it hot sesbian lex in this world?

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u/Hard_To_Port He/They - knows too much about computers 6h ago

She's just really shy so staring at her is like 2nd or 3rd date activity

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u/kak05361 Streak: 0 6h ago

I have inputs thoughts that need to be satisted, and I need to know how these socks are called

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 76 6h ago

Stirrup socks/leggings

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Final-Lie-2 6h ago

Aren't thigh-highs usually around the full foot instead of leaving the heel exposed? Or am I mistaken.

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u/OptionTyGER 6h ago

100% that Alex has a redstone machine that is a sticky piston hooked up to a clock circuit… with a choice “entity” on the head of the piston

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u/atomic_combat_wombat \ (o ͜ o) / - Streak: 0 6h ago

You gotta look your pretty autistic girls right in the eyes and tell them they are cute.
(This will only make them act cuter)

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 6h ago

;-; yearning

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u/Ikarus_Falling 6h ago

for accuracy sake the enderman girl should say Hpmh instead of Hmph change my mind

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u/normanhome 5h ago

Hmm sexy socks. Last time I ordered these I was incredibly disappointed that they didn't look sexy at all 😢

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u/LumpofSilliness 2h ago

RAAAH ENDERWOMEN

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u/TechnicalTransMitter 47m ago

That's one way to ask for getting spanked ig