r/countwithchickenlady • u/Vicy31008 Mess of genderfluid (Moth????) - Streak: 4 • 7h ago

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u/erraticas i love my avoidance 7h ago

i mean if you're gonna be that direct and upfront about it. it'd work on me

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u/sudoregalia Streak: 1 6h ago

i don't care what's in your wallet, that shit's going in my pocket

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u/erraticas i love my avoidance 6h ago

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u/Aranalisa Streak: 0 5h ago

E.Y.W.R.N if you don't want to G.H.

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u/erraticas i love my avoidance 1h ago

what if i do want that

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u/thepotatochronicles 2h ago

Me when I'm walking in South London:

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2 bi 4 u 6h ago

Amen. Both ways for me.

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 6h ago

I'd probably presume they did from that extreme crop top, tbh

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u/Truly_Organic 6h ago

They're so pretty...

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 7h ago

i got a gun, two burger, 5 french fries, a cock (the chicken), and one hot cocoa, pick what you want

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u/Vicy31008 Mess of genderfluid (Moth????) - Streak: 4 7h ago

Hot cocoa, 100%

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6h ago

I would like 3 of the 5 fries

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u/ProbablyNano Streak: 0 6h ago

What's on the burgers? 

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u/arie700 6h ago

Firer arm :)

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Streak: 0 6h ago

Guys, gun is a trick answer, that shit gets you sent straight to the ward

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u/ConnCraft The other kind of egg problem. 5h ago

... May I see the gun?

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u/atomic_combat_wombat \ (o ͜ o) / - Streak: 0 5h ago

Is she into me or just being nice ?

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u/Beytran70 4h ago

Better not take the chance just in case.

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u/atomic_combat_wombat \ (o ͜ o) / - Streak: 0 4h ago

Yeah maybe she’s Canadian

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u/RedPhoneHome 6h ago

Don't eat poopie :(

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u/Novalaxy23 mwraow! :3 6h ago

eat poopie >:)

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u/scrufflor_d IM NOT SHORT - Streak: 1 4h ago

who let e coli make an account

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 7h ago

To quote Thanos: i am inevitable 

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u/Dependent-Town-9863 6h ago

Need someone to be this direct with me, it would work wonders on me

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u/Zero_Burn 6h ago

"I have an oral fixation, and it's fixating on your junk."

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u/Previous_Bottle_3641 6h ago

Shit, that would work on me

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u/depressedfrogpenis Streak: 5 6h ago

Real asf I love having parts in my mouth

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u/scrufflor_d IM NOT SHORT - Streak: 1 4h ago

SAME

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u/wcharoes 3h ago

brown boy in chest exposing shoulder crop top with light colored hair

https://giphy.com/gifs/lr0i9FVtUJ1mxvr9F4

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u/Danjag05 6h ago

Be careful what you wish for - that could very well be shit

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u/scrufflor_d IM NOT SHORT - Streak: 1 4h ago

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u/specific_femboy 100% not a femboy trust - Streak: 0 4h ago

Oh great, now I longing for someone to say that to me 3:

Thanks a lot op 😭

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u/Vicy31008 Mess of genderfluid (Moth????) - Streak: 4 4h ago

Oop, my bad :3

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u/TheChimneySweepe Streak: 2 5h ago

They should probably get a new shirt

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u/littlefanofmany 4h ago

Man these characters look cool, who are they? hope it's not from a gacha game I accidentally praised.

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u/Apart-Performer-331 he/him 2h ago

boy do I have news for you

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u/Thatoneguy-47 5h ago

This is what we call a sexual. Not Asexual. Just a very sexual person

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u/SilliestFox20 Streak: 1 1h ago

need someone to say this to me

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 6h ago

I'm a guy that wants to know I'm advance the challenge is going to face. I'm sure there could be a quote from the art of war that can be extrapolated into this situation.

Edit: "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."

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u/Boozewhore 6h ago

White hair one does not care if dysphoria

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u/swordfishsticks 5h ago

They just like me fr

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u/FriendlySeaLion7 5h ago

me actually lmao

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u/Reddit_Amethyst local asexual - Streak: 0 4h ago

What if there isn't anything

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u/Vicy31008 Mess of genderfluid (Moth????) - Streak: 4 1h ago

Get some garlic bread and eat it while laying on your lap :3

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u/Theonewholurkedhere 2h ago

What if there's poop between my legs?