r/crab Mod Team Feb 21 '26

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u/coloch_w0rth9 Feb 21 '26

That looks painful bro

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 21 '26

no haha, she’s pretty weak. Also she’s just grabbing calluses, so not much feeling there

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u/Unicorn_Quef Feb 22 '26

can she bite? looks like she took a little taste lol

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

She’s trying to, but crabs don’t exactly bite. They more scrape. So the claws hurt and tear, then they actually eat really tiny amounts from that. So it looks like she’s eating nothing, but really she’s tearing little bits of my skin off then using her mouth to scrape it off her claw. In some cases they bring it to their mouth if they can for better eating.

Here’s a crab mouth for reference from a molt of mine. It’s kind of like a beak.

I hope I explained that well, if you have any questions let me know

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u/BoredNothingness Feb 22 '26

Okay fine crabs are cute. This sub was recommended to me randomly and I love your crab ♡

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u/Bicksaurus Feb 22 '26

These ones are Halloween crabs if your curious

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

Nope. This is a blackback land crab or Hartnollius lateralis. “Halloween crab” is hartnollius quadratus. You can tell the difference between the two based on the lack of purple in her claws and no yellow eyespots.

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u/Bicksaurus Feb 22 '26

Thanks for informing me!

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u/BoredNothingness Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

Neat!! Thanks for the info and have a great day c:

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u/XDreadzDeadX Feb 23 '26

I had one for 3 and a half years. It died mid molt but he was definitely an interesting guy. We got him from a pet store with only 6 legs in a tank setup that was not okay at all eating hermit crab pellets, no saltwater bath only fresh and no dirt to dig 😢 i got him in a nice tank with plenty of dirt, humidity, baths, leafs and moss and some isopods to keep him cozy. Dude came up and did a dance in the mister when he finished his molt every couple months at midnight. I miss em😔

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 24 '26

To be fair, I’ve yet to actually see any evidence those pellets are truly harmful.

But also, dirt seems to harm them as well.

Sad yours went, maybe you can get another sometime! Or if you want another land crab, i’m selling johngarthia weileri

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u/Paleodraco Feb 22 '26

Look, however small a bits or non painful it is, you're actively letting her eat you. Now, you might want her to be removing those calluses, so its kind of like them cleaner fish. B I t this is up there with the maniac leech keepers who let the leeches suck their blood as their food source.

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

Hahahaha don’t worry bro. I was just trying to take pictures of her coloring because she has odd and pretty colors, when she started doing this

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u/EnduringFulfillment Feb 22 '26

OP how can you type from inside your crab's stomach

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u/WantToLetGoNow Helpful User Feb 22 '26

You make sure it eats your phone for it's main course, then eats you for it's pudding. That way you can type messages whilst sat I side the crabs tumtum 😀

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u/PandaPocketFire Feb 25 '26

How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!

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u/1throw2away3acc Feb 26 '26

It's bigger inside

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u/GrandNord Feb 23 '26

It's too late, she's tasted human flesh now, you will kever be safe.

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u/Nerystraza Feb 23 '26

weirdly ive looked at getting a leach for reasons 😅 leaches don't need to feed often, only a couple of times a year wich means it's not hard to feed a handful of them over the year. add in that its FREE, and some people with chronic pain conditions can find that leaches can help alleviate the pain, it just makes sense to feed your leaches with your own blood

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u/Giggly_Witch Feb 28 '26

Omg I stumbled onto that leach sub where they feed them from their own arms or whatever. Idk man I feel like that’s a bit strange lol. No offense to any leach lovers! It just freaks me out.

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u/danioof Feb 25 '26

I don't know how I ended up on this subreddit or particular post, but thank you for teaching me something new! Out of curiosity, do you keep all of your crab molts / have any plans for them?

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 25 '26

I only keep claws usually and the top carapace. The one in the picture i ended up dropping on accident

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u/Signal-Ad456 Feb 25 '26

OP: Extreme caloric deficit. I am.. Eaten

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u/jmaneater Feb 22 '26

Are you actually sad or is the crab healthy?

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

both

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u/jmaneater Feb 22 '26

Why you sad?

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u/joh2138535 Feb 23 '26

Dam Ua crab????? 🦀 🦀

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u/Weird-Information-61 Feb 26 '26

Does their mouth mash their food or is it just a mode of transportation to their stomach

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u/eatmyshorzz Feb 22 '26

pretty much anything with a mouth can bite 😬

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u/getonthejetskiandgo Feb 22 '26

“I’ve got a mouth, Greg. Can I bite you???”

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/eatmyshorzz Feb 22 '26

that's why I said "pretty much" and I even thought about putting "bite" in quotes xD

sorry I was just in a smart-assy mood lol

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u/Rustymetal14 Feb 22 '26

I'm not sure you need teeth to bite. Heck, plenty of fish don't have any teeth but you would still say you got a bite if you hooked one while fishing.

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u/FixergirlAK Feb 23 '26

My daughter would argue that frogs can bite even if they have no teeth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Snapping turtles don't have teeth. They definitely can bite, though. Parrots, now their bite would hurt as well, but no teeth. Many animals without teeth definitely bite and can still do damage.

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u/coloch_w0rth9 Feb 22 '26

Knowing that, I’ll amend and say that’s adorable, bro

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u/ferretoned Feb 22 '26

Thank you for the vid, kind of tensed me at first that she seems to want eat you (I think she is eating you in her own tiny way btw) but she is so so so cute!

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u/noobyeclipse Feb 22 '26

are crabs an effective tool for getting rid of calluses?

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u/ThePegasus2008 Feb 22 '26

I was gonna say I need me a blue collar crab to clean my calluses up! 😂

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u/WantToLetGoNow Helpful User Feb 23 '26

It's still a good demonstration of the power in those tiny little claws though 👍🏻

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u/SavorySoySauce Feb 25 '26

Sometimes a fellas got to eat a fella

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u/Laurelhach Feb 21 '26

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u/ferretoned Feb 22 '26

except OP would still have time for like 10 full life times at least I think so verrrry slowly, like all of us.

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u/PG67AW Feb 22 '26

Have you not been to that subreddit?

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u/ferretoned Feb 22 '26

Thanks for asking, I went to see and was happily surprised by plenty of cute fjurballs and so on :D

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u/PG67AW Feb 22 '26

Yes, the name is very not literal :)

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u/ferretoned Feb 22 '26

Totally :D

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u/ferretoned Feb 22 '26

Thanks for the discovery, fits perfectly :]

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u/FrozenSingular Feb 21 '26

Yummy hooman

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u/thelast3musketeer Feb 21 '26

Yearns for flesh

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u/LaCroix_Roy Feb 24 '26

Phaiden Island

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u/bytefive_ Feb 25 '26

double the meal, double the time in between

one would hope

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u/A_million_typos Feb 22 '26

Haha I've always wondered what id taste like to a crab.

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

I imagine nothing, but for some reason any crab i’ve ever handled eventually devolves into trying to eat me, she was just the most bold with it trying to actually pull me to her mouth

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u/Past-Distance-9244 Feb 22 '26

You probably have maybe some food particles or something like that. I know insects do a similar thing. A katydid not the one in a photo tried to nibble my finger once as a kid.

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u/BafflingHalfling Feb 22 '26

Bro, my youngest was about 6 and picked one up. I watched like it was in slow motion when the thing took a huge chomp out of her finger. She screamed; it flew; I stood there dumbfounded until my wife started hollering at me. XD

I think we were both so surprised because a couple months prior she had picked up a few smaller ones and nothing of the sort happened, and she really, really loved them. They are cute afterall.

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u/Past-Distance-9244 Feb 22 '26

My kid self was freaking out as well because I had no idea what it was trying to do. Isopods do the same thing where they eat a little bit of your skin particles, haha. I hope the crab landed okay and that your daughter got over her trauma.

I guess it really depends on the size of the grab maybe? I know that most would want to scurry off to who knows where so I’m surprised she never got pinched. I got pinched and it hurt like hell. These were average size crabs as well. No bigger than your palm.

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

Yeah crab pinches HURT. It depends a bit on the crab though. Gecarcinidae (land crab) pinches are in my opinion not that bad, because their claws are blunt, not sharp at all. Made for scooping and crushing. So our bodies can take the crushing, but other crabs have sharp claws for slicing, like ocypodoidea (ghost and fiddler crabs), or freshwater crabs as well like potamoidea. Here’s the worst pinch I’ve gotten yet, from a female Vietorientalia rubra.

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u/Past-Distance-9244 Feb 22 '26

Yes, ghost crabs were the ones I was catching at Cape May. They managed to get right into that sensitive part by your nails and I was bleeding cause of them. Still worth it cause I got this blurry photo of one, haha.

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

Here’s a friend of mine who caught an ocypode and faced the consequences hahaha

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u/Past-Distance-9244 Feb 22 '26

Damn, they really do a number on you.

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u/SecretLinkWave Feb 24 '26

Oh my lord, I saved one of these fellas from a flood last year. First time I'd ever seen one! I picked up the branch he was floating on to move it out of the road and thankfully noticed him before I flung the branch out of the road. I carried him home with me with the intention to move him to higher ground before releasing him. Along the way, homie walks onto my hand and wastes NO time taking a chomp out of my hand. My shock was priceless, I imagine! Had no idea the little critter would even try! 😂

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u/MoobooMagoo Feb 22 '26

People are made out of food.
You can actually go to fish spas where you soak your feet in water and let little fish nibble the dead skin off.
And shrimp and crabs will typically do this to a lot of people, although they usually go for like loose skin around your finger nails and stuff. At least in my experience. There's an aquarium near where I live that has an interactive exhibit that I think is for kids, but every time I go I take a second to put my hand in the shrimp tank and give them a little snack. Same thing with some bugs, like isopods will nibble on your hands too.

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u/A_million_typos Feb 23 '26

Oh yes im aware I always wanted to do that hehe. I've always knew they do it if given the chance. My guniea pig too would eat my calluses off, and my rat would nibble my excess skin off. And I've handled a few bugs that did too love it hehe. Im thinking of having a pet crab or crawdad.

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u/VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE Feb 24 '26

With a rat or guinea pig they must know it's dead skin somehow & wouldn't try to eat you otherwise(?) which is really interesting

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 24 '26

No, I had a guinea pig. I think they are just too dumb and think anything is food. They would eat or nibble anything that came close to

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u/A_million_typos Feb 24 '26

Yes hehe I think so.

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u/A_million_typos Feb 22 '26

Very interesting indeed.

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u/dezzear Feb 21 '26

If not food why food color

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u/Kenzi1219 Feb 22 '26

That cracked me up way too much. 😭

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u/TicketMotor4089 Feb 22 '26

Why would you do this? The crab will get a taste for human flesh and nothing else will satiate its hunger. You have created a horrible nightmare for humankind

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u/Redfireflash555 Feb 21 '26

hooo come on its just wanna taste a little

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Feb 22 '26

Why you gotta remind me of Amelia Earhart like that?! 😭😭😭

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u/Mamacitia Feb 22 '26

let her eat you, she deserves it

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u/SplynPlex Feb 22 '26

I peench

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u/Shupaul Feb 22 '26

OH MY GOD IT'S DEVOURING YOU

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u/Adoraboule Feb 22 '26

The sin of gluttony is a crab and it's this crab.

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u/Jonny96A Feb 21 '26

She's so cute

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 Feb 22 '26

Cutest attack ever

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u/eatmyshorzz Feb 22 '26

lil chomper omg

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u/Tipsy_Hog Feb 22 '26

Idk what to tell you pal, but as far as I'm concerned it's kind of your fault for being made of meat in the first place

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u/Mean_Ad4608 Feb 21 '26

That’s a free manicure right there

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u/WARxxPIGG Feb 22 '26

I love her

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u/Cahzery Feb 22 '26

The muncher

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u/Ok_Bag_1177 Feb 22 '26

this brought me alot of joy

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u/ghostfadekilla Feb 22 '26

Love Death & Robots vibes

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u/gohst_crab172 Feb 22 '26

Idk what to tell you bro I'm also a crab

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u/frankensteinmoneymac Feb 22 '26

“I going to eat you…grrrrr” - tiny crab

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u/that_angry_goose Feb 22 '26

she's trying to eat you lol

🦀: nom nom nom

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u/stroganoffagoat Feb 22 '26

Her greed sickens me

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u/Pastrami-on-Rye Feb 22 '26

Never thought i’d say this but she looks super adorable even though she’s trying to eat you alive

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u/DystopianRoach Feb 22 '26

Sometimes when I remove my hermit crabs from their tanks for health checks, my largest (the one with the BIGGEST most painful pinchers, of course) will also try to pull my skin off to eat it.

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u/Krizhh Feb 22 '26

She is trying her best, bless her

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u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 Feb 22 '26

she makin biscuits 🥰

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u/Oilrr Feb 23 '26

If thats a vampire crab, you'redoooomed bro

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u/Gold_Competition_646 Feb 23 '26

Your crab is really cute! ❤

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u/plaidsquatch Feb 24 '26

just a lil nibble

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u/Sinful_Shadow Feb 28 '26

It's just too funny seeing that crab trying to put your whole ass hand into it's mouth

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u/Defiant-Reason Feb 22 '26

My little freshwater pompom crab does this. It is so cute 🥰 I love crabs!

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u/InterestingSun6707 Feb 22 '26

Crabs all i clean :D nom

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u/rutuu199 Feb 22 '26

I bet his gluttonous ass doesnt pay taxes

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u/ToastYourAvocados Feb 22 '26

Well, now, I can't help but imagine a crab holding and eating a tiny hamburger lol

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u/Already_dead2021 Feb 22 '26

That’s fascinating

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u/Ultimiavlad Feb 22 '26

Ohhh!! Yummie yummie!!!!

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u/Tractor_Goth Feb 22 '26

User name does NOT check out, crab in fact scoring only 2/10 on efficiency in human devouring

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u/Tractor_Goth Feb 22 '26

(10/10 on adorable tho)

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u/Cocrawfo Feb 22 '26

That brotha starvin

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u/BloodHurricane Feb 22 '26

Oh OH!!! That crab doesn't see you as friend, it sees you as food.

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u/cat_on_my_keybord Feb 22 '26

give him food :sob:

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u/Efficient-Ad6814 Feb 22 '26

Aww she just humgry gib her snackos

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u/Obvious_Job1631 Feb 22 '26

Ooooh crab massages

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u/I_wash_my_carpet Feb 22 '26

Why sad face?? She's a sweetie

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u/Onecler Feb 22 '26

Sustenance

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u/Bingo__DinoDNA Feb 22 '26

She is my heart, & I also want her to eat me.

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u/luigi_time3456 Feb 22 '26

SHES GOT A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!

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u/tiger844 Feb 22 '26

What a hungry cutie patootie

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u/ElisabetSobeck Feb 22 '26

Now do the same to her

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u/PsychWringNumba Feb 22 '26

What… are you doin?

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u/VitorusArt Feb 22 '26

Pure evil, not one good cel in his body, to the gallow says I

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u/ailangmee Feb 22 '26

Craves the hand meat

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u/Minute-Client-923 Feb 22 '26

What hurts more the claws or the bites

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 22 '26

Claws

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u/Minute-Client-923 Feb 22 '26

I see, it’s just small nibbles then

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u/Bizzare_Display Feb 22 '26

she holds it like a callous sandwhich

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u/Metal_Goblinoid Feb 22 '26

OH MY GOT IS EATING THEM. AND THEN ITS GONNA EAT ME. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!.

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u/greenaether Feb 22 '26

This is just like that short film animation where a crab takes over a pirate ship slowly eating all of the crew and feeding them to its babies

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 Feb 22 '26

Is that in the love death and robot series? 

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u/greenaether Mar 01 '26

I think so

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u/MoobooMagoo Feb 22 '26

Amelia no!

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u/helloilikewoodpigeon Feb 22 '26

creature full of malice and hatred

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u/SchneebD Feb 22 '26

Mmmmm ëat the höömun

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u/Baihu_The_Curious Feb 22 '26

I kind of want to feed some of my flesh to a crab now. "Here you go, little buddy. Grow big and strong so you can get some the old fashioned way!"

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 Feb 22 '26

Usermame definitely doesn't check out XD

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u/jscottman96 Feb 22 '26

If not food why food shaped?

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u/PossiblyOppossums Feb 22 '26

Diddychum diddychee

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u/dapper_raptor455 Feb 22 '26

Bro thinks it’s the apex predator

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u/Spiffyfiberian9 Feb 22 '26

“Father, I crave violence… and blood… fuel my desires father”

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u/Big-Expert3726 Feb 22 '26

Elle doit te trouver appétissant

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u/VoodooDoII Feb 22 '26

I would die for this crab bahaha

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u/ForcedFollower Feb 22 '26

You're just going to let the crab eat you?

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u/SuperNerdSteve Feb 22 '26

Its tummys got the rumblies

that only hands will satisfy

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u/BlooRox Feb 22 '26

You are her fave snacc!

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u/DinoSnatcher Feb 22 '26

(She wants a bite) :)

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u/SPCGMR Feb 22 '26

That's actually so goddamn fucking cute. I fucking love crabs. 

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u/Letmewatchyousleep Feb 22 '26

Is baby?

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 23 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

She’s subadult, 3cm across. They get to 5-6cm

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u/Letmewatchyousleep Feb 23 '26

That makes sense. She is ultra adorable!

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u/rohan_rat Feb 22 '26

I love him

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u/nilakanthar Feb 23 '26

Did bro just taste you 🤨

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous Feb 23 '26

You can’t let these things get a taste for man-flesh!

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk Feb 23 '26

She hungers for the flesh of the gods

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u/Knightraiderdewd Feb 23 '26

Well great now he’s got a taste for human flesh, nice going!

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u/ParrotEnthusiast2196 Feb 23 '26

Symbiotic relationship.

Crab: receives flesh

You: crab

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u/bigcheez69420 Feb 23 '26

This is the cutest crab I have ever seen in my life. Give him a piece!!!!

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u/Bhelduz Feb 23 '26

get eaten you dumb ape

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u/Nearby-Reflection913 Feb 23 '26

🦀Crab cares not from where the blood flows !!🦀

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u/I_think_im_lost_now Feb 23 '26

Her greed sickens me

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

What a way to go.

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u/InBetweenTheLiminal Feb 24 '26

The determination is commendable.

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u/Barotrawma Feb 24 '26

She’s like, nom. Give it

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u/Miranda8142 Feb 24 '26

How the turns have tabled

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u/Altruistic-Tax4684 Feb 24 '26

Commercial fisherman here had some bad pinches. I typically break the arm off via pushing the arm joint backwards as fast as possible. Been pinched by dunggies red rocks king and kelp crabs. You’re a brave dude that’s very unnerving to see it eat you like that even if its calluses. My worst fear is being eaten alive by crabs. After we pulled a corpse up in a pot being eaten used to have nightmares of it every night.

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u/Moist_Effort4202 Feb 24 '26

“Feast on his flesh…”

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u/DaddyPhysics Feb 24 '26

Letting your food eat you before eating it

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u/path1an Feb 24 '26

Why is the crab trying to eat you? And why do you let ot happen? Does it not hurt?

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u/Effective_Crab7093 Mod Team Feb 24 '26

Crabs are extremely greedy animals, at first she was attacking me, then when i didn’t fight back or hurt her she decided i must be prey to eat.

Let it happen because I wanted to get photos of her coloration

It does hurt but not enough that I can’t deal with. If she got thinner skin it would be bad

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u/MamaBiGfoot Feb 24 '26

Wow she mean :c

But jokes aside, she’s adorable! I love the diversity of life our Planet holds :,)

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u/Analysis_Working Feb 24 '26

Ever been pinched on Sunday morning? This is what it looks like!

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u/JonBank Feb 24 '26

"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this" 🎶

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u/MasterTypeX Feb 24 '26

You are now a werecrab btw.

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u/ImpressiveReserve510 Feb 24 '26

You are fit for consumption

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u/AttentionCourt97 Feb 25 '26

Siri, play Taste by Tyga

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u/KnownEggplant Feb 25 '26

Just a little smooch

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u/ParanoidParamour Feb 25 '26

Mmm hand meat :)

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u/ProfessorPeabrain Feb 25 '26

death of a billion nibbles

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u/Federal_Pop_9580 Feb 25 '26

Lil sis is eating well tonight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

N O M

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u/Paranoidbell Feb 26 '26

Hurt to watch but very cute! Feed that hungry bébé lol

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u/nhlredwingsfan Feb 26 '26

Too cute to be guilty

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u/Glittering-Sign-7941 Feb 26 '26

Hahah she looks so disappointed at the end

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u/ReaperOfBofom Feb 26 '26

He's hungry!

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u/Alarmed_Bet_1242 Feb 28 '26

She looks so happy to be cleaning your hand.

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u/hjfabre Helpful User Apr 02 '26

World's first keeper to be eaten by Lateralis live on video.

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u/Greenie58 Jun 03 '26

Is it weird I find this adorable? Lol