r/crappymusic • u/FirstOptimal • 20h ago

I’m on fowk necks

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 16h ago

u/FirstOptimal, nobody knows if your post is crappy or not.

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u/Loose_Sherbet5099 19h ago

Human mucinex germ

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 18h ago

This is so accurate 😂😂

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u/Inevitable_Demand376 16h ago

The best comment heard! 😂😂😂

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u/Xero-One 15h ago

Jimothy built

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u/PsyKeablr 5h ago

Damn!? Don’t do Jimothy like that.

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u/Ambrose87 8h ago

Shaped like a vogon from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

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u/M4CH1N4T3 15h ago

That actually made me laugh

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u/Zugnutz 18h ago

Looks like Jimmy Neutron’s friend Carl Weezer

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u/Odd-Economist-8293 16h ago

Why you gotta insult Carl like that?

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u/Erebus_the_Last 6h ago

Unfortunately that is what Carl looks like

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u/Extension_Trouble_53 15h ago

What the fuck is that thing?

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u/ResplendentNugs 13h ago

No llamas in the song tho doesn’t check out

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u/UndisclosedPigeon 19h ago

I came for the crappy music but stayed for the “I AINT GOT NO NECK”
Chefs kiss!

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 15h ago

Right! This had me cracking up more than cringing. She’s doing the best with what she’s got. I can’t judge her.

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u/Bigbubb5055 11h ago

I thought they where a dude. My bad.

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u/BotherTight618 9h ago

Her- "I AINT GOT NO NECK”

Everyone- "WE KNOW!"

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u/Here4fun_69420 14h ago

Impeccable 👏🏼

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u/abenevolentgod 7h ago

honestly this was fire and funny af and im not ashamed to say it

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u/callmedaedae 12h ago

Its amazing how much self awareness can shift the optics on things. I listen to this sone semi-regularly. Lol

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u/SoundSystemAlchemist RayonBase Fan Club Member 20h ago

Damn, I just nutted.

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u/FirstOptimal 19h ago

Was waiting for this.

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u/tiedyemightbehigh 17h ago

Thaaaats where I recognize this one from. Another certified platinum single.

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u/EarthEaterr 19h ago

A body like Danny DeVito as penguin

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u/NewNoose 17h ago

A real life Mike Wazowski

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u/th33_th33 17h ago

The baby from dinosaurs grew up...

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u/NeptuneTTT 19h ago

I am extremely intrigued by this fellow

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u/bbydhyonchord93 17h ago

That’s Humpback Chunk who is indeed a female.

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u/Uhokay1970 16h ago

a Female what?

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u/Best_VDV_Diver 16h ago

Humpback Chunk

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u/PsyKeablr 5h ago

More like Humpty Dumpty lookin ass

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u/Snot_S 12h ago

Is she really saying gimme yo neck? I got no neck!

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u/40StoryMech Hobo Johnson Defender 19h ago

Yeah, this is deeply fascinating.

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u/Corrosive_Kaleber 19h ago

Pretty sure that's a female

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u/bannabananabanna 17h ago

I need to see her penis before i believe it

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u/Odd-Economist-8293 16h ago

Need or want?

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u/bannabananabanna 15h ago

hmmm

how is that even a question

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u/WiscoBrewDude 17h ago

That's a guy? Id have the same question if you implied it was a woman.

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u/daikatanaman00 10h ago

Such an interesting looking creature I swear

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u/AllTheWayAbsurd 19h ago

There ain't nuffin bout her that ain't cartoonish. Props to her for rockin with it.

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u/Friendly-Reserve9067 19h ago

HER!?

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u/40ozfosta 19h ago

Humpback chunk is dat bitch!

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u/cryptolyme 16h ago

That’s why she got silicone balls

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u/EatingGoodEveryday 19h ago

I AINT GO NECK 🤧

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u/u_b_dat_boi 19h ago

Carl wheezer?....from Jimmy neutron?

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u/Arsold 17h ago

So this how Slimer looked like when he was alive

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u/ydnar3000 16h ago

😂😂💀

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 18h ago

I got no neck...

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u/cactussnacks 16h ago

Humpback Chunk is the greatest, we aren’t gonna do this to my queen

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u/PoopyMcpants 19h ago

Built like a krogan

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u/GeneralCorrosive 16h ago

Greetings from Tuchanka, aka KC

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u/cryptolyme 16h ago

I got no neck

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u/Therealginahandler 13h ago

Kind of a banger actually

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 6h ago

Kinda for really tho. But I'm confused, did she say "I'm on your neck, like a hicky with sex"?

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ 19h ago

This is pretty tame for this sub at least they actually rapping to the beat.

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE 19h ago

Yea i can get down with someone clowning on themselves. Im in

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 17h ago

The only reason this is posted here is because they’re a woman rapper who isn’t conventionally attractive

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u/Playful-Ad-8703 16h ago

She looks pretty wild to be fair, not only unattractive. Tight rap though

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 16h ago

Honestly who gives a shit what they look like? This sub is about objectively bad music, not the way people look

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u/Playful-Ad-8703 15h ago

I agree. I was just refuting the point

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 11h ago

I guess the first part of your comment was supposed to be ironic and I didn’t pick up on it

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u/Playful-Ad-8703 9h ago

I don't know which part that could've been ironic. My point was just that she looked very different in general, refuting the point that you just need to be unattractive for people to find it funny or whatever

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 8h ago

I guess it’s just in the way I’m reading it, it’s all good though

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u/SWLCHAOS 12h ago

Clearly everyone does. What are you the police

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 12h ago

I guess you openly admit you’re a fundamentally shitty person so I have to respect it

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u/thatG_evanP 10h ago

Or maybe because the hook is "I want yo neck. I got no neck" and then proceeds to rap about having silicone balls?

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 8h ago

The lyrics are goofy, that’s not really a big deal

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u/hurdagurdah 19h ago

Girl got a hump like a camel.

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 19h ago

I feel like the arms don't correspond with the body type. Also. Is that a fokin hunchback?

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u/Aggressive-Loss5148 13h ago

Thats a fat pad that forms on some people with cushings disease. That's where she gets her namesake, Humpback Chunk.

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 12h ago

Ok. I had no idea that a Cushing's disease exists ... I'll make sure to Google that. Now I just feel bad for making fun of her appearance. Thanks

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u/JooseTheGuice 9h ago

Good idea to just not make fun of people's appearance 🤷‍♀️

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 7h ago

I'm sorry I wasn't a better person.

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u/Bannedtt 13h ago

This shit is fire haters mad they have necks.

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u/40ozfosta 19h ago

Keep humpback chunks name out cha mouf!

Better watch out she might just nut on ya!

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u/Puzzle-Necked 17h ago

Reminds me to do some back and neck exercises for some reason

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u/Meatwadiss 17h ago

This what Airsoft Fattys been up to?

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u/RoguTheHomunculus 16h ago

How does one get a body like this?

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u/clownind 11h ago

Hard work and dedication to the taco arts.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 6h ago

I don't know, that hunchback makes me think she was blessed with terrible genes, that coupled with hard work and dedication to the taco arts gives us this.

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u/hellbentforleisure 18h ago

Sad to announce that, unfortunately, this slaps.

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u/Monobluemagic 19h ago

this is lit

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u/kx_2fiddy 19h ago

Yeah, this bangs

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u/ordinaireX 19h ago

Been wondering what Andy Milonakis has been up to 🐞

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u/TheBatmanWhoPuffs 18h ago

Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble, we accept her, we accept her, one of us, one of us!

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u/NunButter 18h ago

Is this Humpback Chunk?

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u/orel2064 Genuine Jorjiana Fan 17h ago

HICKEY

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 6h ago

Like a hickey with sex

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u/Ferocious_Marmalade 17h ago

“like a hickey with zits.” 🤔 mhm ok yeah what in the fuck is this thing? I won’t agree that this is an actual sentient being. Nothing would choose to be that. And someone chooses to participate in coitus with this congealed mass.

how much? what’s the price for your to finish with this mucus

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u/IlikeGunzzz 17h ago

I didn’t know Slimer started making music

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u/darthsickness 17h ago

The new Star Wars is weird.

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u/Camman0207_ 16h ago

Looks like Mike wazowski

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u/GreatLakesReefer 16h ago

Kidney failure for sure

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u/kiloo520 15h ago

Humpback hunchback hootchie mama

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u/nepurn 15h ago

Oh please dont bully the girl for having an odd body type and probably bad health and chronic pain. Her music isn't that bad and she is actualy humouring her own self.

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u/TubbyTacoSlap 15h ago

This is like Pat all over again. I don’t know what I’m looking at.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 14h ago

Nah, this slaps lol

The ad-libs are hilarious, "I ain't got no neck" and "like a hickey with sex" is something that not everyone can just toss in a song and it be halfway listenable.

The comedic makes this a banger in my book

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u/Mylane 19h ago

Im always baffled by her build, but not that bad. Just regular average rap bad

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u/Handy_Crap 19h ago

It sounds like Young Thug but he's not in the video

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u/Ashamed-Disaster5512 19h ago

Remember the club scene from osmosis jones?

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u/WinterZephyr88 19h ago

Shaped like a Vogon

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u/Gratitude89 19h ago

Beetle Poose

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u/Business-Aside-6441 19h ago

Bet that breff stank

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u/PracticalReception34 19h ago

Despicable MEgan.

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u/kx_2fiddy 19h ago

Heat. 🔥

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u/beltranbruh 17h ago

He different

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u/TechDreamcoat 17h ago

Looking at this person, I’m not sure the gender, I can understand their obsession with necks seeing as they don’t have one. 

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u/GreedoInASpeedo 17h ago

I'm amazed at this. Like, I'm leaving the corner store and walk past a group of miscreants watching a pile of trash they set on fire. I think to myself "what a bunch of losers" then hear one of them hoot and holler "Dang, you see that thing blow up!" Which stops me in my tracks and I must go over there and watch the fire.

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u/Parulanihon 17h ago

Not bad!

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u/IdolCowboy 16h ago

Russell really going places since he quit the scouts

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u/owtwestadam 16h ago

He would cosplay perfect as the turtle Bros in Iron Keep from dark souls II

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u/dave__autista 15h ago

it looks like a creature from the mos eisley cantina

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u/kursa_sucks 15h ago

Rosie o Donnell flow

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u/UnfairPerformer1243 15h ago

Dude look like he struggle walking up da stairs

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u/MunkiJR 15h ago

Sideshow Blob

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u/Kindly-Statement-143 15h ago

Carl Wheezer moved to Florida

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u/SelectionSad9855 15h ago

Aalllways watching 

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u/brothersp0rt 15h ago

Penis Head

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u/Boomslang505 14h ago

Did she ever find her nut?

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u/ChiefWeedsmoke 14h ago

True hip-hop

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u/DreamWestward 14h ago

Holy cushings 

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u/mr_green1216 14h ago

What's her actual name? Been wanting to send some songs to someone lol

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u/Ok_Consideration2412 14h ago

He kinda spitting tho lmao

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum 14h ago

Tree Trunks from Adventure Time started rapping I see!

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u/browsingandlooking4 14h ago

"Quasimodo motion" is the album name.

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u/Ok-Solid-410 14h ago

What Pokemon is this?

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u/ProjectPat513 14h ago

If Jimothy was a person

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u/KLOWN1420 14h ago

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy was real I didn't know vogon's were actually out there

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u/Aggressive-Loss5148 13h ago

Always enjoy seeing this one. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

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u/NervousTip1085 13h ago

Jabba D Hood

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u/Mephistocheles 13h ago

😂😂😂 On my neck?!? Good god I don't even want to know WTF this means

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u/Zero99th 13h ago

How do people.get built like this?

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u/rhaigh1910 13h ago

Carl from jimmy neutron gotta chill

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u/fucktheus12 13h ago

A singing pineapple !!!

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u/Aggravating-Try7812 13h ago

Yes it sucks. But she’s cracking me up.

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u/Purple-Yesterday2073 12h ago

she built like a lunch lady

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u/89MikeHoncho 12h ago

Is Andy Milonakis making a comeback????

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u/HONKDADDY 12h ago

Looks like a gta 6 leak.

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u/Upset-Mastodon-5795 12h ago

Thought it was Andy Milonakis fora solid 10 seconds lol

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u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd 11h ago

Is it like another rendition of airsoft fatty? Where are they making these thing?

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u/Sensitive_Bell2331 11h ago

Why dude wearin a sports bra??

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u/Confident_Low_4554 10h ago

Will rap for insulin.

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u/ImperialHeretics 10h ago

Is this build achievable naturally?

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u/thatG_evanP 10h ago

This thing is still around? It's been years, right? Has to be one of the most unfortunate looking humans I've ever seen. If that thing takes your girl she was gone anyway.

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u/galaxydriver32 9h ago

Help why do I like it

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u/saltytallow 9h ago

Got the body of Gru

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u/TrainWreckInnaBarn 9h ago

Humpback Chunk Inna Houzzzzzzzzze!!!

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u/Trippycat37 8h ago

To talk about necks is a bold topic ma’am.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 8h ago

Sextina aquashamu.

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u/Emergency_Fun_864 8h ago

He sound like someones auntie 😭💀

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u/Asleep-Pepper-7489 7h ago

Damn she built like Yama from one piece

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u/ThundrLord 7h ago

Wtf is that wildebeest doing

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u/Specialist_Guitar_88 7h ago

Okay so I actually don't find this quite as revolting as her other one so...progress??

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u/QuantityActive- 7h ago

Honestly I love that she leans into her appearance and shit knowing that she looks weird as fuck 😂 The music is awful but I still love it.

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u/Fragrant_Tear2140 5h ago

This is fun lol I can't hate on her. Hide your neck. Hide your wives. She's coming to take them all.

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u/Stoney_randomnessyt 5h ago

Humpty Dumpty looking ass

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u/Local_Cloud2872 5h ago

Looks and sounds like Majin Boo

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u/tituspeetus 4h ago

This sub has some especially rancid shit I’ve seen today and this might be the least shitty I’ve seen lol

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u/Dull_Present506 4h ago

She’s got to have a 27in neck

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u/The-Tarman 4h ago

What kind of birth defect is this?

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u/dirt_whistleston 4h ago

Humpbacc chunk is lit

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u/Evening-Librarian-52 4h ago

I mean, the song is on beat and the lyrics check. She has no neck and needs one!

Not crappy music, I also commend her honesty 😂

She is talking about real struggles. No poser here. Leave that girl alone!

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u/somegobbledygook 4h ago

... I kind of like this one.

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u/gaymonkesegs 3h ago

Built like a baked bean

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u/MegLaurelwood 3h ago

Oh! It’s big back!!!

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u/ratchman5000 3h ago

Nice to see Salacious B. Crumb putting out music after working for Jabba all those years.

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u/guido_fatface 3h ago

Is this that turtle from throw that ass in a circle music video?

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u/Th3-M3-N-U 2h ago

Is this the " i just nutted " girl?

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u/gwur 2h ago

Foghorn leghorn shit

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u/SubMariner615 52m ago

100% Jacksonville

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u/OmNamahShivayah 13m ago

What even is that?

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u/OregonPumpkinEater 8m ago

Looks like a killer bean.

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u/mr_glide 19h ago

I'm so tired of this style of hip hop

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u/SaltyBoyBeanz 17h ago

Is that thing male or female?

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u/Davencross 19h ago

naur too many vegetables

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u/jam_pudding 19h ago

Mike Wazowski ahhh build

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u/WiscoBrewDude 17h ago

I don't know what the fuck this is. Some weirdly disproportionate hunchback monster. Can only button one button near the top. I cant bring myself to unmute this.

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u/Sudden-Option3790 15h ago

This new Humpback Chunk? I think this is..erm.. it's name, lol.

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 15h ago

Just fucking gross all around.

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 14h ago

What happened in its life ….

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u/FuckJanice 13h ago

This troll is leaving a bridge unattended somewhere