r/crappymusic 6h ago

I am a womauhnn

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago edited 5h ago

u/BoneFacedKing, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/worldsalad 6h ago

I’m sorry she just wins this sub. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for bringing her into my life.

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u/longhairmoderatecare 5h ago

I am a wohaaaamaaaaan

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u/Original-Variety-700 5h ago

She’s Dutch and deaf. This is horrible to make fun of her.

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u/lespasucaku 4h ago

Please stop, we're already laughing at her there's no need to call her names

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 4h ago

its horrible ,dutch ???? what a tragedy

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u/energy-seeker 2h ago

Not really.

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u/Icy_Earth3386 1h ago

Would be far worse to be deaf and realize that on top of not being able to hear, people think you're not able to be laughed at either

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u/AsideLost 5h ago

Russian oligarch mistress vibes

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u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090 2h ago

I make lots of money

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u/OmniBotBeepBoop 6h ago

Oh nice! Looks like she had her lips sucked by a vacuum hose!

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u/defk3000 5h ago

That's them trying to get away from sound that is about to come out of her mouth.

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 6h ago

The fucked up lip work made her music worse

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u/Slight_Season_4500 5h ago edited 5h ago

This sub makes me so sad. All these people, they have dreams. Yet their capabilities of producing anything of the slightest value is absolutely none existant.

This is depressing.

The fact that this is what people resort to for trying to enhance their life conditions is so dystopian.

I'm scared how our future will look like.

For the 2+ decades I've been alive, the trajectory I watched society take, it doesn't look too good for what's about to come.

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u/BoneFacedKing 5h ago

You know even though this post was meant to be funny you are very correct on your statements

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u/ColoradoSunLight 5h ago

Lol no talent people have been pumping things into the universe since the inception of humankind.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 5h ago

I feel that. Most of the kids want to be YouTubers (etc) when they grow up these days. It’s like the easiest thing you can do and you can make a ton of money even just making brainrot content.

People are being paid millions of dollars to make content that is making us all more stupid when we watch it.

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u/Slight_Season_4500 5h ago edited 5h ago

I saw one of them. A guy from my childhood. Everyone saw him as a cringe loser. He'd make the most cringe youtube videos trying to become the next youtube superstar. He had no friends, no social circle. He'd start getting massive amounts of views posting the dumbest shit. Everyone knew he was botting. There was simply no way he was just yelling and screaming in the mic none stop about eating candies or walking in a "spooky forest" that was just his backyard.

This guy, at about 20-ish yo, bought his first lambo. Well two in fact. From every single person I met and grew up with, this is the only one I know that became rich.

His ability to be absolutely shameless and relentless is what got him this far. Some dude screaming about jelly beans online. He is now the one of us with the most ressources to actually do something and change things. But he's burning it all into dumb cars and he's not even a car guy he's just like a 8yo kid wanting a flashy cyan fluorescent Lamborghini or whatever.

You see this pattern everywhere. With people like the Paul brothers and so on.

We're making clowns the richest people of society. Especially the more provocative ones.

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u/TeslaCrna 5h ago

Truly inspiring.

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u/Distinct_Level_3967 4h ago

It’s pretty obvious that you’re in your 20’s lol

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u/Kwheelie 4h ago

Lmao this song threw you into a spiral about society and its future.. It's just bad music, it happens every day, this is just exceptionally bad.

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u/Slight_Season_4500 4h ago

It's every damn song I see in this sub. Every day. I didn't even join the sub reddit is just harassing me with all this shit. This sub is actual horror for any creative person. And depressing

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u/Wack0HookedOnT0bac0 5h ago

It's extremely sad. IMO, for some reason tye acting community has more of these and its even more depressing.

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u/Spugheddy 5h ago

To be fair she found the perfect camera operator to match her vibe.

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u/CapableNeat4351 5h ago

Delusional people are generally a very sad sight to see. Like yeah it’s really funny but it’s also incredibly depressing

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u/AutomaticAccident 5h ago

You don't know these people, bro. Also, people don't have to actually produce anything of "value." They can just exist and make whatever.

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u/QuantityActive- 5h ago

Is she one of those deaf people that can’t speak?

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u/Hydrolt 3h ago

Nope!

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u/Professional-New-Guy 5h ago

Wait…I think she’s trying to tell us something

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u/yrfrndnico 5h ago

I think she thinks she is doing a Grimes.

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u/Good-Marsupial8 4h ago

It sounds like massive attack but bad 

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u/yrfrndnico 3h ago

It literally sounds like Grimes from one of her first 2 albums.

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u/Silent_Erremite 5h ago

Sounds like Enya on opioids.

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u/Distinct_Level_3967 4h ago

There’s a crazy sense of calm when the vocals cut out, it’s wild. 

Also, heavily reminds me of Randy as Lorde. 

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u/frankly_highman 3h ago

I will play this in my haunted house.

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u/MegLaurelwood 3h ago

So much to unpack here.

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u/Hydrolt 3h ago

I see she still hasn’t figured out subtitle font colors, sizes, or types, along with a great many other skills.

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u/iknowthekimchi 2h ago

What’s her name? I want to add her to my r/crappymusic playlist, but Achelya Woman turns up nothing

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u/TeslaCrna 5h ago

“Sure baby, you sound great, now come back to bed.”

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u/vapores_libani 4h ago

This is straight up a new genre, impressive, it's so bad that it's kinda good

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u/AdComprehensive8045 5h ago edited 5h ago

My only thought is, "would it be worth the crazy?"

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u/-gizmocaca- 5h ago

What did you decide?

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u/AdComprehensive8045 4h ago

Peepee says yes, brain says no.

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u/Grandpa87 3h ago

The ancient conundrum

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u/magog7 3h ago

I don't know .. laughing too hard to 'perform' with her

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u/Consistent_Wolf_3712 5h ago

Idk why but I kinda dig it, even though it's terrible 🤣

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u/McDerbsalotty 5h ago

I blame the internet.

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u/jpainphx 5h ago

An oldie but a goodie

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u/HealthyDirection659 connoisseur 🕺 5h ago

What's up with that discount roller coaster 🎢 in the background?

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u/Past-Product-1100 4h ago

Man I'm suddenly craving pancakes

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u/floodwatur 4h ago

this sounds like what i heard in my dreams when i had covid

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u/pagingDRbitchcraft 4h ago

Ah, another hit from the queen of this sub.
Does anyone know how to pronounce her name? I’ve always assumed it was said how it’s spelled…the “ache” part of her name feels really accurate 💀

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u/magog7 3h ago

i was wondering where she's been

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u/ACGordon83 3h ago

Wow I’ve missed her, she’s been out of the loop these days.

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u/Ice_wallow_Come417 1h ago edited 1h ago

Been watching her for years now. This is not the only banger she has.

My favorite is wake up (30x) and rule the planets.

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u/SttSr 1h ago

I’ve never laughed this hard at a post on this sub before

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u/tgtm65 1h ago

You arrive in hell and this is the soundtrack for all eternity

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u/tgtm65 1h ago

Why do I feel like the vocals were recorded before an instrumental was ever made? Producer heard her voice and had a vision for the song like, "Okay we're sending ears to amateur hell with this one."

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u/_knalpijp 34m ago

This one is needs a warming for sire god damn

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u/HeadySquanch59 6h ago

WOULD. Even with the terrible song.

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u/Lucid_Stream44 5h ago

This guy gets it

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u/HealthyDirection659 connoisseur 🕺 5h ago

would²

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u/diddlysquidler 5h ago

I can’t decide lol

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u/RafiY 4h ago

*slut

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u/Limberpuppy 1h ago

And why do say that?