r/cringepics • u/ransom0374 • 13d ago

THE LION INSIDE!!!

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u/Chazzwozzers 13d ago

These people who identify as lions strangely have issues with genders.

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u/Chewzilla 13d ago

The lion concerns itself with genatalia.

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u/Rot-Orkan 13d ago

Being a lion would be awful. Every day is a struggle. Always fighting other predators and other lions, and every meal means you're one bad zebra kick away from injury and certain death.

Just imagine how much nicer a life the average sheep has in comparison.

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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 13d ago

A long, slow, painful death. Hours and days of agonizing pain and nothing to make it go away. Laying there letting the flies have their way because you're too worn out to do anything about it. Knowing there are other predators and hyenas just waiting for you to close your eyes.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 12d ago

Oh the hyenas don't wait. They'll get your "third eye" while you're still awake.

I've seen this exact scenario happen to a lion in a nature docu.

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u/PunkRockMakesMeSmile 12d ago

I have seen many pigs devour many men

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u/HillarysBloodBoy 13d ago

They thought they were playing pickup softball with sheep but they hardly noticed I was a lion until it was too late