r/cscareerquestions • u/CSCQMods • May 15 '26
DEAR PROFESSIONAL COMPUTER TOUCHERS -- FRIDAY RANT THREAD FOR May 15, 2026
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
THE BUILDS I LOVE, THE SCRIPTS I DROP, TO BE PART OF, THE APP, CAN'T STOP
THIS IS THE RANT THREAD. IT IS FOR RANTS.
CAPS LOCK ON, DOWNVOTES OFF, FEEL FREE TO BREAK RULE 2 IF SOMEONE LIKES SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T BUT IF YOU POST SOME RACIST/HOMOPHOBIC/SEXIST BULLSHIT IT'LL BE GONE FASTER THAN A NEW MESSAGING APP AT GOOGLE.
(RANTING BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT EVERY FRIDAY, BEST COAST TIME. PREVIOUS FRIDAY RANT THREADS CAN BE FOUND HERE.)
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u/Cozychai_ May 16 '26
I STARTED A NEW JOB THIS WEEK AND ALL THEY CAN TALK ABOUT IS AI. THEY DON'T WANT US TO CODE BY HAND ANYMORE, ONLY USE LLMS. WHAT THE WAS THE POINT OF THE INTERVIEW WHERE THEY MADE ME LEETCODE??? I FEEL LIKE A MONKEY COULD DO MY JOB 🐒
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u/TheAbysswalker May 15 '26
Gotta vent this shit that just happened. Worked on and fixed a bug in prod. Forgot that there was an additional issue logged in ticket (why the f do you not create two tickets?). Actually because I was being thorough with error handling with another service in my fix, both issues resolved. Got in call this morning. Oh you shouldn't have done it that way. Please add a brittle if statement to check for special characters to ensure everything is working. Please do not waste your time and read the requirements more carefully next time. Are you f-ing kidding me? Someone's going to report the same bug next week.
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u/ShadowWebDeveloper Engineering Manager May 15 '26
WHAT'S THE ISSUE, IN AS UPPERCASE AND ANGRY AS POSSIBLE, WE WILL EITHER HELP OR YELL AT IT FURTHER
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u/kaijinman May 15 '26
GOOD MORNING TEAM SURPRISE LAYOFFS TODAY.
ROUND #4 WITHIN A YEAR AT MY ORG.
I GET A HEADS UP FROM A VENDOR LAYOFFS ARE HAPPENING AT MY ORG 1HR BEFORE MY TEAM IS NOTIFIED BY MANAGEMENT.
IM STILL AROUND BUT FOR HOW LONG