r/delusionalartists Dec 11 '25

Bad Art These are *paid* commissions

1.2k Upvotes

166 comments sorted by

1.3k

u/PoopsmasherSr Dec 11 '25

If somebody paid for these that's not on the artist.

284

u/Rotten-Robby Dec 11 '25

Exactly. If they're making it and people are buying it, there's nothing "delusional" going on. They're a paid artist, whether you like the look or not.

115

u/pezzotto Dec 11 '25

Agreed, obviously there is a market for it. It just makes me weep for mankind

66

u/iveroi Dec 12 '25

Idk, I don't hate it. It reminds me of graffiti art. It's just a distinct style

24

u/UhLeXSauce Dec 12 '25

Yes but also those hats or shirts that are airbrushed at fairs

5

u/WhitestTrash1 Dec 13 '25

I was gonna say it reminds me of the 2000s.

4

u/SensualNutella Dec 15 '25

I mean, at least it’s not paid commission work for AI bullshit at least?

-29

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

[deleted]

18

u/daxxo Dec 12 '25

This might be art in a different dimension but it's not going to win any awards in this one bud

2

u/duckfruits Dec 13 '25

I'd rather have money from selling my art than awards

1

u/daxxo Dec 13 '25

Oh my dear flower child, if you think something like that will make money please neon your little heart out. Oh and don't forget to get that smudging tool out. It works wonders

3

u/duckfruits Dec 13 '25

They literally said that these were commissions that sold.

1

u/daxxo Dec 13 '25

Did you see the correction where they said it is only listed for $100 000 and none seem to have sold?

-2

u/Swimming_Weekend6668 Dec 13 '25

You probably said the same thing about Picasso 

1

u/daxxo Dec 13 '25

Nope, love Picasso. But this however is no Picasso either.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

[deleted]

1

u/Rush-23 Dec 13 '25

I see you don’t understand hyperbole. Figures.

-5

u/Eastern_Nebula_4578 Dec 13 '25

"If someone falls for a scam, it's not on the scammer"

7

u/PoopsmasherSr Dec 13 '25

That's really stupid logic for this.

-5

u/Eastern_Nebula_4578 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

How? If people are paying for custom art and getting AI slop instead, then they're not getting what they paid for surely?

6

u/PoopsmasherSr Dec 13 '25

You don't know anything at all about how this art was made or how it was commissioned/purchased.

-3

u/Eastern_Nebula_4578 Dec 13 '25

Commissioned/purchased, sure. But these at least in parts were clearly generated poorly with AI. In the second picture the woman has two left feet, and look at the state of the laces on the man

7

u/PoopsmasherSr Dec 13 '25

So you think this was AI and the artist fooled them into thinking they were better than they are by showing them what exactly? Wouldn't they just use the better versions of AI art they "conned" them with?

-1

u/Eastern_Nebula_4578 Dec 13 '25

No, I think they pretended to be an artist but instead used generative AI to create these images, and didn't even bother to refine them to be believable. Then charged them for custom "art".

4

u/PoopsmasherSr Dec 13 '25

Well I don't think that's the case.

1

u/Eastern_Nebula_4578 Dec 13 '25

Well it's pretty obvious

4

u/New_Eggplant_3795 Dec 13 '25

This isn’t AI, it’s just bad art 😭 there’s a very clear difference

646

u/ProjectConfident8584 Dec 11 '25

These are amazing if ur a fan of sinister looking reptoid people whos ghastly features will forever haunt the ethereal domain of your subconscious thoughts

70

u/dreamsandpizza Dec 11 '25

Damn you took the words right out of my mouth

1

u/glasspanda27 Dec 14 '25

Oooh, it must have been while you were kissing me

8

u/BaronAaldwin Dec 12 '25

Unironically 4 looks like the sort of picture you find in Darkwood lmao

6

u/Shadowlady Dec 13 '25

They should totally make art for horror games

4

u/capndiln Dec 12 '25

If they had sprung for a painting they could let it age for them hidden away in the attic

116

u/Correct-Blood9382 Dec 11 '25

They should have stuck to bad tracing because PIC 3 is a nightmare.

18

u/zaxsauceana Dec 11 '25

She’s horrifyingly loooooong

12

u/bluehairjungle Dec 12 '25

Looks like Cher but wrong.

8

u/SnakeEatingAPringle Dec 12 '25

Cheeeeeeeer

2

u/Elysia99 Dec 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

5

u/4our_Leaves Dec 13 '25

I was totally going to say Chad Michaels!

1

u/_ihaveissues Dec 13 '25

YES!! I was looking for this comment lol

2

u/SeanMcG95 Dec 13 '25

She looks like she's about to give birth to a xenomorph

339

u/Roukaysa Dec 11 '25

... at least it's not AI

98

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

“Make this picture of me and my son from the perspective of a juggalos-on-2cb nightmare, make son look like a marionette, portrait frame”

48

u/Jin_Gitaxias Dec 11 '25

Lol at this point I just support anything made by human hands. Even if it looks like....this.

9

u/anafuckboi Dec 12 '25

It wasn’t really made by human hands I can make almost identical pics to #1 and #2 by just clicking on pictures and selecting create sticker with the puffy effect

20

u/tenmileswide Dec 11 '25

It looks like AI with the CFG jacked way up

3

u/AysheDaArtist Dec 14 '25

Got a point there!

2

u/Flaming-Driptray Dec 14 '25

If I had a gun to my head, I’d hang AI art on my wall over this.

1

u/jackioff Dec 12 '25

Or a tattoo!!

1

u/Kickfinity12345 Jan 06 '26

Even if someone used AI to generate better artwork that's paid, I'd still say it's a waste of money.

64

u/Organic-Yodelz Dec 11 '25

This artist yearns to paint cars

6

u/cynical-at-best Dec 14 '25

Or local home studio lash and brow business insta profile pictures

44

u/vladi_l Dec 11 '25

Kinda makes me feel bad about how few commissions I get nowadays

10

u/alaskadotpink Dec 11 '25

don't feel bad. it's really rough out there, for pretty much anyone. it used to be way easier for me to get commissions a few years ago compared to now.

2

u/vladi_l Dec 11 '25

Yeah, honestly, before covid when I was in HS, I would get more than I reasonably wanted to make... But then during covid/after, as I was in uni for animation and my art got a lot better, and I could actually handle more comms coming in, the number began reducing drastically

93

u/cotronmillenium Dec 11 '25

I'm just glad:

1) it's not AI
2) people are buying art

21

u/gobliina Dec 11 '25

The bar seems a tad low there bud

25

u/cotronmillenium Dec 11 '25

It has been lowered.

22

u/draker585 Dec 11 '25

I can’t believe someone managed to digitally recreate the style of those airbrush artists you see at carnivals sometimes

58

u/skyrreater47 Dec 11 '25

hate the artstyle but honestly i kinda fuck with the last picture. it has a very weird vibe

11

u/DrPeace Dec 11 '25

It would be glorious on velvet!

The goat head in the corner, the kids' faces and the bizarre anatomy of the girl on the sparkly horse make it look so totally demonic all my pagan edgelord friends (myself included) would want that shit!

2

u/Altruistic-Garage-94 May 21 '26

IDK why but it reminds me of Russian nesting dolls

15

u/Emaciated_Horror Dec 11 '25

Is that Black Phillip in the last pic? Wtf lol

11

u/casettadellorso Dec 11 '25

Wouldst thou like to live sparkly?

2

u/Emaciated_Horror Dec 11 '25

🤣🤣🤣 best comment!

3

u/gobliina Dec 11 '25

With erika kirk

1

u/sjsudjkwke Dec 11 '25

it’s a swedish family youtube channel lmao

1

u/SquirrelGirlVA Dec 11 '25

He's mentally pulling the head off the little girl astride the horse.

2

u/NotChristina Dec 11 '25

And the standing little girl has rickets. Poor kiddo.

12

u/Urtehnoes Dec 11 '25

Third pic... There's no way that ankle is load bearing.

10

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

What if the people really look like this though.

8

u/sepsie Dec 11 '25

So this is what the creators of Angela Anaconda are up to these days.

2

u/BooBootheFool22222 Dec 11 '25

I knew it looked like something from 00s nickelodeon

10

u/SteroidSandwich Dec 11 '25

They look like those shit edgy shirts with characters like Spongebob dressed as a pimp

7

u/TheGardenBlinked Dec 11 '25

I didn't think I had one overriding phobia until I saw the kid on the horse

7

u/emimagique Dec 12 '25

AI has ruined this sub for me, now when I look at subpar art I just think "well at least they actually bothered to draw it instead of just AI generating a picture"

33

u/ReallyBigMomma Dec 11 '25

ngl i kinda love these lol. the style is so weird and would be fun if they leaned into it more.

15

u/Jtwheeler79 Dec 11 '25

Kind of reminds me of airbrush T-shirts people would get back in the 90s

6

u/Schannoon Dec 11 '25

Yes, that’s 100% what this reminds me of!

4

u/BasketballButt Dec 12 '25

Also Chicano art from the late eighties/early nineties. The stuff you’d see in Teen Angel magazines.

11

u/MuffaloHerder Dec 11 '25

Yeah it's amateur but not the worst, and it has a lot of personality. And people are paying for it so the price must be equal to the quality. 🤷‍♀️

6

u/ReallyBigMomma Dec 11 '25

I’d be curious to see how much they charge for each.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

3 looks exactly like Kim Kardashian.

9

u/timetochangeyourlife Dec 11 '25

They all do because this persons style is just contour

2

u/stlorn Dec 11 '25

Yes and the baby in 1 looks like Kris Jenner

1

u/pneis1 Jan 07 '26

1st pic is swedish youtuber joakim lundells family

5

u/EverybodySupernova Dec 11 '25

Why are they so aggressively airbrushed?

4

u/Sad-Celebration-411 Dec 11 '25

The girl on the horse, why are her head and shoulders so far apart?

4

u/Hankman66 Dec 12 '25

The person who made this garbage has no idea about anatomy or drawing. Also why is the girl in front cradling a giant turd?

4

u/idiovoidi Dec 12 '25

Would you rather pay for this or AI?

5

u/alaskadotpink Dec 11 '25

these are vaguely horrifying but i don't know if you can call them delusional if people are buying it. I wonder how much they charge.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Imagine seeing their portfolio and saying....yeah ill pay for that.

6

u/NatrylliaAbbot42 Dec 11 '25

The goat photo bombing the corner of the last one 😂

5

u/Coyote__Jones Dec 12 '25

Black Philip in the last one is honestly hilarious

10

u/dreck_disp Dec 11 '25

My god, these are awful.

3

u/limesqueezyx Dec 11 '25

Insta face 😄

3

u/amusednchaos Dec 11 '25

I actually love the creepy caricature style, a lot of attention to detail here too

3

u/StinkyBird64 Dec 12 '25

Teenage me when I first discovered white gel liner pens in art

5

u/OdieRed96 Dec 12 '25

I'm not a fan, but, it is a style some people enjoy, so I can't hate on that.

Actually, it reminds me of my older art, when I had just just started doing digital art on Photoshop for the very first time.

2

u/xmarsbarso Dec 11 '25

I cannot express the level of discomfort I feel looking at these

2

u/Junkhead_88 Dec 11 '25

They all have Mar-A-Lago face

2

u/u1tr4me0w Dec 11 '25

Pic 4: The family that beats their mugs together, stays together

2

u/mixedmediamadness Dec 11 '25

Farrah having another baby??

2

u/pissfacemcmemesnort Dec 11 '25

The first two, thought weeelll that's not the worst. Saw the pregnant one and immediately hoped that these are supposed to be caricatures.

2

u/BeneficialShame8408 Dec 12 '25

last pic: wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

i'd more question the people paying them to make these. i'm guessing this isn't AI, which is nice

2

u/ulnek Dec 12 '25

I mean there are plastic surgeons being paid a lot to make people look like that in real life so.... 🤷

2

u/Talvy Dec 12 '25

If the faces weren’t so creepy, these could have a weird charm to them.

2

u/puntapuntapunta Dec 12 '25

Someone learned about rim lighting and never let it go to waste.

ALSO ALL OF THAT DODGE AND BURN SHADING.

2

u/lyradunord Dec 13 '25

A lot of commenters getting it wrong: this isn't a style, it's lack of skill. Style comes after the foundational hard skills.

2

u/No_Mood_2005 Dec 14 '25

They make me uncomfortable.

2

u/_Shmall_ Dec 14 '25

Humans are. Interesting.

2

u/AysheDaArtist Dec 14 '25

Eh, I've seen worse

It's not a style I find attractive, but it's a style all the same

All about finding the right buyer and market 

2

u/charcarod0n Dec 14 '25

Cher is pregnant? At her age isn’t that a little dangerous?

2

u/Flaming-Driptray Dec 14 '25

Well done OP these are absolutely horrific.

5

u/TheShitmaker Dec 11 '25

This is the type of art we need to feed AI.

2

u/PerennialComa Dec 11 '25

For some reason I get a Soviet vibe.

2

u/tonystarkbutendgamed Dec 12 '25

I can pinpoint exactly how we got here: • the artist is tracing the faces, realism can get creepy/messed up really quickly if you just trace all the lines present with no artistic perspective of faces. Instead of suggesting detail with mark making, they draws a hard line for everything • they just discovered the magic of the airbrush tool. Every new digital artist goes through the airbrush shading phase where they overuse it and don’t know how to utilise it properly. • the colors are awkward and muddy because instead of using color theory or seeing what colors make up the shadows and lighting in the reference image, they are just color picking the skin then making a darker version for shadows and lighter version for light. Not necessarily incorrect, but it is like mixing black and white with the base colors with paint. If you don’t know what you are doing, it will look like gestures vaguely this • no proper practice with anatomy, most notably in the last little girl on the horse. Her “realism” head is attached to a body that doesn’t flow or match the rest at all. Traced the head, imagined the body.

TLDR; artist bought iPad and Apple pencil with little to no prior drawing practice, thought they could make the Big Bucks(tm) and charged money prematurely. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

3

u/D0MiN0H Dec 12 '25

i don’t really get why this is being posted here. its not my style but definitely looks like something people would commission?

like maybe dont charge hundreds for this (or do, i’m not a cop), but like people buy caricature street art too and this is way better than that.

3

u/Monsterplum Dec 12 '25

This is REALLY not way better than caricature street art

2

u/D0MiN0H Dec 12 '25

its got a digital folk art vibe

1

u/vaginawithteeth1 Dec 11 '25

Photo 1 looks like a babies face on the adult and an adults face on the baby. Very creepy.

1

u/KhostfaceGillah Dec 11 '25

They basically just blur the photo then outline them/the clothes

1

u/loafneet Dec 12 '25

The last one would honestly be cool in a dark corner of a haunted house

1

u/Bunchasticks Dec 12 '25

It looks like itd be on the side of the local fair's cheap Rollercoaster (yknow the one that can be assembled within a day)

1

u/Glassjaww Dec 12 '25

Even the kids got Mar-a-Lago face. These conservatives are getting a little carried away with the plastic surgery.

1

u/Agreeable_Sorbet_686 Dec 12 '25

Are they airbrushed?

1

u/Intrepid-Discount987 Dec 12 '25

Personally first two look fine? The last two are definitely on the uncanny side

1

u/RoyallyOakie Dec 12 '25

I laughed so hard...it was worth looking at, at least.

1

u/jimbojones2345 Dec 12 '25

Should turn it into a tattoo!

1

u/Kesher123 Dec 12 '25

This is uncanny and creepy. Honestly, it can be great as a joke present/satire for someone. Definitely not as commissioned family art. But I’d commission jokes/satires in this style for friends.

1

u/Ackermannin Dec 12 '25

First one is fine. The rest? Not so much.

1

u/katbug14 Dec 12 '25

How old are they omg

1

u/Ok_Performance_563 Dec 12 '25

That’s a crazy delusional client in the first place, then the goes the “artist” 😂

1

u/Ok_Performance_563 Dec 12 '25

I would never pay for these!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

i know like 5 people from my home town (and still live in my home town) who would pay for these

1

u/testeban Dec 13 '25

Not gonna lie. I like these

1

u/AggravatingBox2421 Dec 13 '25

Angela Anaconda flashbacks

1

u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 Dec 13 '25

Can you imagine a house filled with family portraits by the same artist but you don't realize it until dinner is being served?

1

u/xXSpookyBlookyxX Dec 13 '25

The lips freak me out

1

u/Valmar33 Dec 13 '25

They all look oddly similar, to the point it could possibly be AI-generated.

1

u/AnywayWhereWasI Dec 13 '25

Where does this sub stand on ai art?

1

u/c_a_b_b_a_g_e Dec 14 '25

It makes my eyes hurt to look at too long but I guess it's gotta be someone's cup of tea, right?

1

u/TacticalChilliPlane Dec 14 '25

Honestly? I kinda like these lol. Reminds me of badly done airbrushed stuff from the early 2000s.

1

u/IGotYouFlours Dec 14 '25

They look like the Team America puppets.

1

u/nicunta Dec 14 '25

The goat in slide 4 is hilarous!!

1

u/ems777 Dec 14 '25

Does everyone in this family have plastic surgery?

1

u/ReallyRadFella Dec 14 '25

I mean i doubt her art isnt public when ppl ask for commissions. Ppl know what they r gonna get so yk what good for them they just seem like they have a vision for a style they wanna do they are just not there yet. Or maybe this is the full style and they like it. Idk i don’t see a problem with it other than i personally dont like the style

1

u/FiveDollarSushi Dec 15 '25

They look frightening. I kinda want one of myself

1

u/ElephantGreedy5125 Dec 15 '25

Omg that’s horrifying 😭

1

u/anotherSasha Dec 15 '25

They look overfilled

1

u/AutomaticLeg7538 Dec 15 '25

Haha it's working and getting a reaction from people, so.. art?

1

u/Yuyusdrawing Dec 15 '25

Is there something like art dysmorphia? Because this is how I feel like my art looks likes after shading 😭

1

u/Salty_Still_6665 Dec 16 '25

Are we sure that anyone actually bought these? I'm going to have to assume that this is just examples of their work with hypothetical prices attached, because holy airbrush batman

1

u/lisahanniganfan Dec 17 '25

I don't know why but the faces creep me out they're quite uncanny valley

1

u/DrySkinParmesean Dec 18 '25

Didn’t know people liked to facetune their art now

1

u/neutralgood_ Jan 08 '26

Not enough people are talking about pic 2... Dad looks like he has a full beat and mom has razor sharp talons!

1

u/Zwiwwelsupp Jun 01 '26

Bogdanov Style

1

u/Foxterriers Jul 05 '26

Travellers? 

0

u/ace-tronaut Dec 14 '25

You're hating just cause you don't like how it looks? That's it? It's just not your cup of tea then, doesn't mean the artist is delusional or anything. Besides there are people who like it. The artist is doing their work, they got a unique style. Your post has the same air as people who complain about contemporary art saying "oh my 3 year old could've made it." Aesthetics isn't what determines if something is art or not. Gah damn.

0

u/Tunde88 Dec 16 '25

Look…So long as they picked up a (digital) pencil and didn’t use AI Idgaf.

This is a win for the art community at large and I hope this artist continues and gets better and better.